Comments on: WINSLOW HAS SWOLLEN, UM, PARTS?

By: bigblue59

bigblue59 — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:29:31 +0000

Is it swelling or lack of balls keeping him off the turf on Monday
The Browns are going to get torn apart and may KW does not want to get his balls kicked in real time
This will be another excuse you can all use for the Giants wins
Yes we will be 5-0 with balls the size of basketballs
Next Please

By: Richkotite

Richkotite — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:33:51 +0000

I guess they could modify a spare place-kicker helmet to use as a cup until the swelling goes down and also use him as a spokesman for ” A sack full of Krystals!”

By: ghtampa

ghtampa — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:56:04 +0000

I made a joke, but I disagree with Gonads and Dawgpounder. I really did have a hydrocele and didn’t have any idea that it wasn’t normal for one nut to be 50% bigger than the other. It had been that way growing up and when I was 21, the doctor said I needed to get it checked out. I woke up from the surgery and felt like I had been run over by a truck. A week later I was pounding the wife again….it can lead to cancer, but not always. There are probably people on this site who’ll get checked because of Drudge’s, er Florio’s, post.

By: DawgPounder

DawgPounder — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:24:15 +0000

Yep, nut humor is always funny, but I’m with Rob Noxious on this one.
Florio, you probably should have sacrificed the banner ad revenue and chosen to respect his privacy.

By: j2thep

j2thep — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:12:55 +0000

Kellen is going to need a bigger cup for this Monday night’s game.

By: wooderson

wooderson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:53:49 +0000

Preumptive caveat: hope it’s not a serious medical condition.
1. Can’t wait to see what Taco Bill does with this one.
2. I always knew he was a big dick, but…
3. It’s like a mid-90′s Mike Myers SNL skit “I’ve got gigantism of the balls..touch my monkey! TOUCH IT!!!”

By: Gonads

Gonads — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:02:31 +0000

Sad Florio had to leak this out to get hits. Notice the quality sites didnt need to divulge this info. Pretty sad. Guess shock jocks will do anything to make a buck these days.

By: shaunypoo

shaunypoo — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:07:08 +0000

Vox Veritas says:
October 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
“I don’t like him, but hope his balls feel better.”
Better than what?
Better than the balls in your mouth, Vox.
I had mine removed after soccer season. I actually got kicked in the nads in the middle of the season and thought I lost a ball for a minute. The doc said the hydrocele got aspirated. It came back in about a month or so. Kellen will be okay if this is all it is. He can get it drained and taken care of later.

By: ghtampa

ghtampa — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:29:07 +0000

The doc said my hydrocele was due to the enormous size of my penis.

By: screaming sheep

screaming sheep — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:06:48 +0000

Taco Bill please. And include Brady Quinn in the pic.

By: Vox Veritas

Vox Veritas — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:06:27 +0000

“I don’t like him, but hope his balls feel better.”
Better than what?

By: Taste It

Taste It — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:01:12 +0000

yup, i had this senior year of high school into freshmen year of college…had surgery AFTER football season, don’t see why he can’t suck it up and drag his ballbag around awhile b/c he would probably miss a week after the surgery (you basically pad a jock strap and wear it around for a week or two)

By: espy

espy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:54:07 +0000

If I am not mistaken he is a soldier?
So they must be swolen the size of handgrenades,dog

By: Rob Noxious

Rob Noxious — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:52:17 +0000

Gotta say, I’m not sure this is “appropriate” in terms of news. I’m a little disappointed that you felt the need to report the private details of a matter like this.

By: The Jimmy

The Jimmy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:49:48 +0000

I guess maybe it’s one of those things that’s funny until it happens to you or someone you care about. Not much fun when it’s you. Trust me.

By: ralphthedog

ralphthedog — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:44:11 +0000

I am surviror of testicle cancer, It had spread to my lungs, I survived due to the outstanding doctor. Yes I have made jokes about being unbalanced, but I would not want to wish this on everyone. I beat it, but it wasn’t easy.
I wish him well no matter the diagnosis.
RTD

By: jjcruiser

jjcruiser — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:37:49 +0000

“isn’t serious…”
ISN’T SERIOUS? THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS?
Are you crazy? That’s pretty freakin’ serious!

By: moonbeam

moonbeam — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:35:22 +0000

vox,who says your normal??

By: Dr. Pancake

Dr. Pancake — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:19:18 +0000

That’s a spicy a meatball!

By: ppdoc

ppdoc — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:54:04 +0000

Most common condition causing hydrocele in an AA male of his age group is not cancer. It is epididymitis which is an infectious inflammatory condition often caused by a sexually transmitted disease. In 13 years as an urologist, I have seen one or two cases of testis ca in black men. Common things happen commonly. Epididymitis is much more common and often causes what we call a reactive hydrocele.

By: MannyCojones

MannyCojones — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:52:58 +0000

Kellnievel probably botched another stunt on his bike and landed on the jewels….

By: shaunypoo

shaunypoo — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:51:40 +0000

I see I am not alone in having had this condition. Mine occured almost 20 years ago and didn’t get nearly as bad as his. One surgery later it was fine. I don’t like him, but hope his balls feel better.

By: I_Hate_Yams

I_Hate_Yams — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:46:50 +0000

This guy has so many things happen to him. You wonder if he’s cursed.

By: ClevelandSucks

ClevelandSucks — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:44:08 +0000

Is that a grapefruit in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

By: Pea Tear Griffin

Pea Tear Griffin — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:36:59 +0000

Testicular cancer is a very serious thing that affects primarily between the ages of 15 and 35, but the most risk occurs during the mid 20′s. Hopefully it’s not serious.

By: cunn9305

cunn9305 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:35:54 +0000

More likely is a condition called orchitis or epididymoorchitis which is essentially an infection that causes the testicles to swell. Testicular cancer would not cause swelling of both sides. You can also see this with an attack of mumps (mumps orchitis). It will be interesting to see what caused this. Hope he gets better.

By: promichael

promichael — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:21:30 +0000

Just to let all you medical jokers know the condition of
Hydrocele is nothing more than fluid in the scrotum sac
area. I had it at age eighteen and I’m now 55. I would
suspect that he may miss the game on Monday because things
in the operated area are a little tender for about a week.

By: bgman

bgman — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:20:42 +0000

Amazing how many people posting had “friends” who had something similar happen.
BTW, which way is it listed in the injury report?
Winslow (illness)
Winslow (balls)

By: drian

drian — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:18:09 +0000

wow… not good! he’s been released tho, so I hope he’s ok!

By: Nittany Munchkins

Nittany Munchkins — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:11:10 +0000

If he gets out of the hospital in time, will he be allowed to play with one of the dog cones on? You know to keep him away from the infected area.