So we’re watching this weekend the highlight show on NFL Network. And Rich Eisen is narrating clips from the Redskins-Lions game (which was played in windy Ford Field).
And Eisen mentions Redskins running back Shaun Alexander, the 2005 NFL MVP. And then Deion Sanders barks out his pet name for Alexander.
Deion calls Alexander the “Tiptoe Burglar.”
It’s funny. And it’s arguably right on the money.
But Deion is the last guy who should be poking fun at anyone for being averse to physical contact.
In Deion’s world, “run support” means possible procedures for controlling diarrhea.