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WINSLOW GOT STAPH FROM A CAR DOOR?

Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that, two weeks ago, the publicist for Kellen Winslow was poised to annouce that Winslow got his staph infection from a car door.
We assume this means that Winslow cut himself on a car door, and that the cut developed a staph infection.
(Hey, at least he didn’t get it from a tractor.)
Mort also reports that owner Randy Lerner made the call on rescinding the suspension after the text messages instructing Winslow not to talk about his staph infection came to light.
Meanwhile, a league source has opined to us that the manner in which the Browns handled the situation paints them as “inept.”
We agree.  And if coach Romeo Crennel is on the hot seat as his team’s high expectations have melted into a 2-4 reality, G.M. Phil Savage should be right there next to him.

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13 Responses to “WINSLOW GOT STAPH FROM A CAR DOOR?”
  1. mrmagoo says: Oct 26, 2008 12:13 PM

    Meanwhile, a league source has opined to us that the manner in which the Browns handled the situation paints them as “inept.”
    ___________
    Ya think?
    It’s pretty tough to make K2 a sympathetic character but somehow Cleveland’s front office managed it.

  2. stoffelmania says: Oct 26, 2008 12:16 PM

    As a microbiologist, I guarantee that Winslow did not get staph from his car door. Rather, Winslow himself is probably a raging carrier of the bacteria and when he cut himself on his car door, gave the staph an easy opportunity to take hold. The point is if you meet Mr. Winslow and shake his hand, a healthy dose of Purell should be your next move.

  3. TheAzzMan says: Oct 26, 2008 12:18 PM

    Hey, it’s not as bad as getting an STD from a tractor.

  4. mattmentecky says: Oct 26, 2008 12:20 PM

    you know its bad florio when as soon as I SAW the headline I thought “tractor”.

  5. PGHDON says: Oct 26, 2008 12:26 PM

    I thoughtyou got it from a toilet seat?

  6. MostNutsEver says: Oct 26, 2008 12:29 PM

    Alright, that’s it for me. You’ve been great. Goodnight everybody.

  7. dcarde1 says: Oct 26, 2008 12:34 PM

    did you say car door or toilet seat?

  8. 11frank11 says: Oct 26, 2008 12:37 PM

    did he slam his junk in the door?

  9. radneck says: Oct 26, 2008 1:09 PM

    Cars are dangerous. He should stick to motorcycles. Oh, wait…

  10. spyboots says: Oct 26, 2008 1:14 PM

    Staphylococcus aureus can live up to 3 weeks on a dry surface and may cause skin and surgical infections, food poisoning and pneumonia, according to the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology (APIC).

  11. nerdmann says: Oct 26, 2008 1:17 PM

    Is this the same “car door” that all those other members of the Browns got theirs from too?

  12. vincelombardi says: Oct 26, 2008 3:04 PM

    “inept”, seriously “inept” that is the understatement of the season. incompetent also comes to mind, idiototic, moronic, imbicillic……..

  13. DynastyDriven77 says: Oct 26, 2008 5:56 PM

    Gotta love these classic Seinfeld refrences
    Thats the tractor story?!

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