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PLAXICO'S GUN FIRED WHILE HE WAS UNLOADING IT

More details are emerging regarding the accidental self-shooting of Giants receiver Plaxico Burress.
Per the New York Post, Burress was confronted by security guards at a Manhattan night club, and Burress admitted that he had a loaded gun in his possession.
He went to a secure area with one of the guards, and Burress began to unload the gun while drinking wine.  Burress then began to bobble the weapon, and that’s when it fired a bullet through his thigh.
Burress stopped security personnel from calling an ambulance.  A friend took him to a local hospital.
Meanwhile, Taco Bill has uncovered a surveillance photo of Burress and his companions moments before the incident.

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17 Responses to “PLAXICO'S GUN FIRED WHILE HE WAS UNLOADING IT”
  1. mrjt says: Nov 29, 2008 11:51 PM

    that’s gangsta. bustin a cap in his own ass is truly thuggin. his street cred is at an alltime high. he will now have something to write about.

  2. Mattmanus says: Nov 29, 2008 11:52 PM

    CUT THE IDIOT!

  3. CowboysFan says: Nov 30, 2008 12:00 AM

    He just needs to learn that dance, that you know, Jason David performed. He doesn’t have to nail it, after all, he has a hole through his thigh.

  4. Lionglass says: Nov 30, 2008 12:00 AM

    The line “sure-handed wideout” made me question the level of journalistic professionism of the reports, but then again, it’s the NY Post….

  5. titans_fan says: Nov 30, 2008 12:06 AM

    No ambulance, no cops… sounds like he’ll get out of it. I think as the details come out this story will get funnier.

  6. INVAIDUH says: Nov 30, 2008 12:11 AM

    Catching a bullet from Eli’s easy…
    Other than that seems you need to take a class.
    Be happy… You got lucky.

  7. spyboots says: Nov 30, 2008 12:57 AM

    It’s fortunate that the bullet didn’t hit an area that could’ve been more serious (or fatal) and that it didn’t hit some other person.

  8. mamosa1993 says: Nov 30, 2008 1:13 AM

    wow…how can he catch a ball and yet be able to be among the honored few who can say they “accidentally shot themselves”
    id rather claim someone else did it

  9. subwoofer says: Nov 30, 2008 2:44 AM

    Reminds me of that DEA agent that tells schoolkids “i’m the only one here authorized to use this weapon” and then shoots himself in the foot with a Glock .40.

  10. VYElectrify says: Nov 30, 2008 2:54 AM

    That picture is an instant classic for anyone who has seen 8 Mile. I actually thought of that when I heard about this.

  11. tiktokdok says: Nov 30, 2008 3:24 AM

    WARNING: DO NOT try unloading yo gun while holding a glass of Ripple.

  12. fio68 says: Nov 30, 2008 6:56 AM

    Karma is a bitch! Just stick with playing in FIXED SUPERBOWLS ASSHOLE!

  13. StinkyLinky says: Nov 30, 2008 8:02 AM

    This is just another example that Obama will use to take away my guns

  14. Mbehavin2 says: Nov 30, 2008 10:52 AM

    According to ESPN the gun slipped down his right pant leg and when he went to retrieve it he pulled the trigger. No mention of unloading it unless he was planning on doing it one shot at a time.

  15. 12thman says: Nov 30, 2008 10:53 AM

    @fio68
    He was not a Steeler in that one

  16. HarrisonHits says: Nov 30, 2008 11:23 AM

    Can anyone say …. FUMBLE !!!!!!!

  17. jbird_123 says: Nov 30, 2008 2:11 PM

    Am still laughing… Taco Bills outstanding work. My question is, does Burress have to wear his football helmet at all times?

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