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DOOKIE LANDS IN INDY

Well, running back Najeh Davenport’s revolving door in Pittsburgh has finally come to an end.
The man known in these parts as Dookie signed with the Colts today, a league source tells us.
Davenport was drafted by the Packers several years ago, and has been an on-again, off-again member of the Steelers over the past couple of seasons.
But he’ll best be known for dropping a deuce in a dorm-room closet while the female resident was sleeping soundly nearby.
Sleeping soundly, that is, until she heard the unique noises that accompany the dropping of a deuce in a dorm-room closet.

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24 Responses to “DOOKIE LANDS IN INDY”
  1. Osterhouse says: Dec 9, 2008 7:21 PM

    My Fantasy backfield of Addai and Portis is looking very questionable after the Zorn comments and this signing…and they had such amazing matchups this coming week in the playoffs..

  2. JohnnyH says: Dec 9, 2008 7:26 PM

    Didn’t anyone realize The Colts uniforms are white? This is not going to be pretty…

  3. theloush says: Dec 9, 2008 7:27 PM

    thats just great, good journalism. i thought i seen him taking tickets at the browns stadium?

  4. Fade 2 Black says: Dec 9, 2008 7:31 PM

    Thanks for not sayin’
    “Dookie Drops In Indy”
    LOL

  5. Girthy One says: Dec 9, 2008 7:31 PM

    Guys, get the story fully correct. It was also in her laundry basket that was in the closet!

  6. mrmagoo says: Dec 9, 2008 7:31 PM

    It was just Dookie’s way of saying “If loving her was wr-ungh-ungh-ong then he didn’t want to be right”.
    I wish him well. The life of the itinerant running back must be tough.

  7. DookiesDeposit says: Dec 9, 2008 7:35 PM

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!
    I’m so happy I could just curl up in a co-eds closet and poop to my hearts content !

  8. sporkdevil says: Dec 9, 2008 7:36 PM

    So, shit really does float to the top?

  9. nerdy says: Dec 9, 2008 7:46 PM

    Maybe I’m just a girl and can figure out how to deal with a laundry basket of crap but shouldn’t the Broncos be signing him instead? Come-on already! Your 7th string RB just went in IR and you just signed a street free agent with zero career carries from an injury settlement from the Buccs. Call me crazy but El Dookie would have been a better choice.

  10. Fade 2 Black says: Dec 9, 2008 8:01 PM

    Can you see Dookie’s college girlfriend
    in a laundry detergent commercial
    with Dookie standing in the background
    with a dumb look on his face..?

  11. Mike D says: Dec 9, 2008 8:04 PM

    I thought he should have signed with the Saints instead. You know, to replace Deuce…..
    …see what I did there? :)

  12. Anrkist says: Dec 9, 2008 8:42 PM

    Honestly, this is the best news. I LOVE poop jokes.

  13. etronsman says: Dec 9, 2008 8:58 PM

    In my humble opinion “Dump truck” is waaaaay better than “Dookie.”
    Especially when people thought he would take over for “The Bus” once he retired in Pittsburgh.

  14. steelerfan9598 says: Dec 9, 2008 9:20 PM

    Dump Truck – Good One.

  15. 909raiderlifer says: Dec 9, 2008 9:55 PM

    Plop, Plop ahhh what a relief it is..
    Sorry, but that was on the tee. Had to take a swing.

  16. smfowler says: Dec 9, 2008 11:00 PM

    If Dookie is in Indy, then they must be Indy Dookie…. ?

  17. NR4 says: Dec 9, 2008 11:14 PM

    That stinks!
    Dookie drops in!
    The Duke of Dookieville!
    Dookie drops a duece!
    (I’ve got a gazillion of ‘em!)

  18. DJSlyBri says: Dec 9, 2008 11:26 PM

    If Indy adopts the Wildcat offense, Najeh would be perfect at taking the direct snap and making the dump pass.

  19. NR4 says: Dec 9, 2008 11:30 PM

    I wonder how Saint Tony justifies signing the, you know, (hee hee, Thanks Mikey) the Midnight Dukster? Maybe we can get Duemig or some other DUIer plagiarist lover to weigh in?

  20. kosarsmyidol says: Dec 10, 2008 12:09 AM

    No matter where he is on the depth chart, he will always be the ‘Number 2′ back.
    I’m glad someone else picked him up. The Steelers treated him like crap. Ha!

  21. radneck says: Dec 10, 2008 1:16 AM

    Maybe he’ll become Peyton’s “go two” guy. Seriously, I wish him well.

  22. radneck says: Dec 10, 2008 8:21 AM

    I thought he’d wind up catching dump off passes for the Browns but I guess they “stalled” too long.

  23. Messiah says: Dec 10, 2008 8:59 AM

    You guys are killin’ me…LOLOLOL

  24. BlackandGold says: Dec 11, 2008 8:40 AM

    That’s just nasty. Florio, PLEASE, for all that is good and righteous and holy and decent, stop referencing this incident every time Davenport’s name comes up. I know it’s tempting to do it, but you’ve got to resist the temptation.
    Mike D, don’t be silly. With all the shit that’s happened to the Saints this year, we just take any more.

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