As a special Holiday goodwill gesture for our friends in Philly, we've dusted off the Live Blog thing for Monday night's must-win game against the Browns.
We'll be firing up the engine at 8:15 p.m. EST or so, in order to have plenty of time to get the cord on the lawnmower properly pulled before Senator Hank Williams, Jr., Bitch makes his appearance.
Enjoy.
UPDATE: At about 9:30 p.m. EST, I lost my Internet connection and I can't get the CoverItLive program to re-initialize. I'll keep trying.
I just went from 6 to midnight!
What the heck is going on with Steve Youngs hair?
It's showtime, I'm just waiting on an Atlanta loss, the rest is history baby. Go Philly!!
Fumbling the ball into the end zone is a touchback...why did the Browns not challenge that? Why did the announcers not mention that?
Korny is such an asshole, it is incredible.
"How must Romeo feel when everybody is talking about Bill Cowher coming to take his job?"
And then Tony magically has an entire media package ready with everyone who might replace Romeo.
What. a. prick. Good for Jaws making Korny look like an idiot.
madpunter88, Fumbling OUT of the endzone is a touchback.
With about 10 minutes left Tony Kornhole says Donovan McNabb is the best quarterback the Eagles franchise has seen. Does Tony realize that the guy sitting next to him played QB for the Eagles? Tirico said nothing. I'm still trying to figure out what Tony brings to these telecasts besides the dramatic script he reads in the pregame.
I am officially the biggest Chargers/Ravens/Vikings fan on the planet next weekend.
First, I suggest Romeo Crennel just send a letter to the league that the Cleveland Browns have decided to forfeit the last two games of the season to save the fans, the city, and what left of our business' any further embarrassment. Rizzo summed it up in 1 word last night... pathetic. Romeo looked clueless on the sidelines as he watched his "offensive" and do mean offensive team come to a battle with another peashooter while the other team had machine guns. Phil Savage if you had anything to do with Ken Dorsey being on the roster, I'd 86 your agenda quicker then you can text an F' bomb. Cleveland fans were told by Romeo that this qb new the offense best and he's been teaching it to the other two qbs... well, Mr. faceless Lerner what's wrong with that picture? In a nutshell, it's the whole reason this garbage stinks like a back alley in New York City... Lerner, play attention I'm gonna give you some free advise that you'll probably pay some so called expert 500 k to give you.... Get of your little rich behind, and invade the sidelines for the Bengals homegame and pace the sidelines like a guy that got robbed of millions of dollars.... cause my friend, you call it contracts, we fans call it legalized theft. Like Shaun Smith told your fans on TV... it is what it is....... leaving out we are just cashing free checks from Mr. Clueless Owner. Tell Andre Davis and all his side kick bandits that impersonate linebackers where the door is and don't let it hit them in the backside, god knows they'll say they got hurt and sit 2 yrs on the ir list like Gary Baxter. Personally cut Donte Stallworth before the game from the owners box and send a message that any player who thinks they can catch 5 balls a year for millions will be shown the exit sign. Tell Kevin Schaefer that couldn't block a one legged grandma see ya. And immediately announce that Derek Anderson is on the trading block.... why do I think drastic moves work: shipping Charlie Frye outta town 1 way got that whole teams attention last year, hence, they decided they better play enough to get you off their backs.... Mr. Lerner, have a little courage or go to a wizard and get some, and while your their ask for some hearts and brains too. Your family has embarrassed our city since 1999... and we want respect instead of Monday jokes.... Stand up Mr. Lerner and say the buck stops with you cause that mess on Monday night was all your fault.
Tony and Jaws go at it every game.
So who will win?
Stay tuned next week for more passive-aggressive bitchy gossipy whiny bullshit.
I'm going to find a copy of this game and transcribe some of that shit, Korny was just a total asshole last night.