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"WILD SH-T" IS INDEED HAPPENING IN DALLAS

When a league source recently predicted that “wild sh-t” could be happening in Dallas, the source had no idea how right he was.
Our pal Robert Littal of BlackSportsOnline.com has pointed out to us a rap apparently featuring Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett.
It needs to be seen and heard to be truly appreciated. But it contains salty language, so put the kids in bed before viewing it.
As you might imagine, there are only so many words that rhyme with “Romo.”
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  1. LL Live says: Jan 26, 2009 10:17 PM

    Dude, it sucks…and Martellus, you idiot Aggie, that will be $25G’s for unauthorized use of the Logo…

  2. vincelombardi says: Jan 26, 2009 10:22 PM

    what is this guy 14 years old? words cannot describe the embarrassment of that. but i am sure within days , jethro jones will spin it…”boys will be boys”, and he’s got that right, cause those two aren’t freakin adults.

  3. The Invisible Guest says: Jan 26, 2009 10:23 PM

    I only made it thru about 40 seconds of that crappy rap singing.

  4. Darth Ringo says: Jan 26, 2009 10:23 PM

    Why is the camera on the floor?

  5. JAXSUN says: Jan 26, 2009 10:23 PM

    Really happy they have Martellus over Fasano. Ahh doesn’t matter, who likes the Cheergirls anyway?

  6. JoeSixPack says: Jan 26, 2009 10:27 PM

    Let’s give credit where credit’s due. In 2009, this likely is indeed what it means to be “America’s Team”.

  7. 44-6-andthenRomofainted says: Jan 26, 2009 10:29 PM

    What a piece of trash. Does anyone else find it hilarious that he is sweating all over a team autographed helmet. AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW MUCH THAT HELMET IS WORTH!!!!

  8. youngone says: Jan 26, 2009 10:30 PM

    Is this for real?

  9. a Cheerleader says: Jan 26, 2009 10:30 PM

    Guess who’s back, back, back-back again….

  10. BigMikey says: Jan 26, 2009 10:32 PM

    Ya can’t spell “crap” without “rap”.

  11. purplepassion1 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:32 PM

    Dont quit your day job Martellus…

  12. carpkillah says: Jan 26, 2009 10:33 PM

    What a clown.

  13. andyreid says: Jan 26, 2009 10:33 PM

    I googled him like he told me and all I came up with was 20 rec for 283 yds? Brent Celek had more than that in the PLAYOFFS!

  14. freddietimm says: Jan 26, 2009 10:34 PM

    Hey, rook, perfect time to be talking sh!t about guns.
    Obviously you can drop bombs like you drop passes. Next time how about you freestyle about sh!t you have actually accomplished.
    BTW – you were the Potsy of Hard Knocks. So, I guess your place as the chickenhead of the ‘Boys is true.

  15. packerswin says: Jan 26, 2009 10:35 PM

    I bet he won’t be getting Jones’ money for much longer. Another brilliant NFL player!

  16. simpleton says: Jan 26, 2009 10:35 PM

    In meager times like these, there really is nothing like hearing backup, rookie Tight Ends talk about how much money they have.

  17. hamburglar says: Jan 26, 2009 10:35 PM

    Who is the other loser with him? I think at one point he said Romo was queer. Did I hear that right?

  18. 44-6-andthenRomofainted says: Jan 26, 2009 10:36 PM

    If Joe Six Pack’s comment is anyway related to that retard plumber, the angry old man, or that horrible uneducated wench, please do what they did. Lose and then go away and be forgotten.

  19. danphxariz says: Jan 26, 2009 10:37 PM

    What an idiot. I would say, “so much for Martellus Bennett’s career in Dallas,” but then again this is the team that keeps employing T.O., and until recently was the only team willing to give Pacman Jones a paycheck. Who knows, maybe now they’ll cut Witten and make this joker the starting tight end. How ’bout them Cowboys?

  20. WetHog says: Jan 26, 2009 10:40 PM

    Unfortunetly I listened to the whole thing. One thing that seemed lacking was the lack of mentioning Hoe’s and Bitches. I thought that was standard for freestyle “rap”. Not even a shout out to his “babiesmomma”.
    Sadly this isn’t the only jackass on the Crackboys so they truely are “America’s Team”. Sad…

  21. bradyswingman says: Jan 26, 2009 10:40 PM

    Nice to see the Dallas off season training program is working well.

  22. GradyJacksonsBelly says: Jan 26, 2009 10:40 PM

    Question; So is the entire Cowboys roster filled with dumbasses?
    Martellus Bennett; Yep, watch this.

  23. FlyingElvis says: Jan 26, 2009 10:42 PM

    This is just poor judgment.

  24. freddietimm says: Jan 26, 2009 10:42 PM

    To JoeSixPack,
    That was pretty damn racist. I’m surprised it made it through.
    Enjoy drinking yourself to oblivion while, the rest of us move on as a nation.

  25. SlimPickens says: Jan 26, 2009 10:42 PM

    move over Shaq

  26. fmfnavydoc says: Jan 26, 2009 10:42 PM

    Looks like Martellus needs to keep his day job…

  27. TruthKing09 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:43 PM

    I am sure Jerry is estatic to see this kind of stuff coming from his beloved team, specially the fact that dude actually wears the Cowboys helmet! Classic! Even though his rap was weak.

  28. cutlersarmy says: Jan 26, 2009 10:44 PM

    Everyone welcome the newest members of the wu-tang clan

  29. QBsHandicappedSon says: Jan 26, 2009 10:44 PM

    Lesson learned from that waste of bandwidth:
    Has to be seen to be appreciated does not equal – Has to be seen.

  30. Fade 2 Black says: Jan 26, 2009 10:47 PM

    There are 3 Evils of Mankind
    from which all other evil springs.
    Ignorance is the first one.

  31. BostonAtlanta says: Jan 26, 2009 10:49 PM

    My god, they used the “N” word more often than an episode of “The Boondocks” I wonder what our new President would think of that?
    Really, there’s nothing in this world quite like unbridled immaturity!

  32. caramello1976 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:50 PM

    I’m embarrassed to be a Cowboys fan at the moment.

  33. south-fl-steel says: Jan 26, 2009 10:50 PM

    boy, vox must be so proud.

  34. jyernberg says: Jan 26, 2009 10:50 PM

    so i only made it in about 30 seconds…what a waste of life and electronics.
    good luck with this guy dallas….

  35. jeff303 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:51 PM

    This young man seems like a real intelligent, humble, respectful, intelligent, appreciative, humble guy to me. But if I had to pick one personality trait that stands out, obviously you can tell by the video that it would be his amazing intelligence. Or his humility and appreciation.
    When I see things like this nice young man singing his cute little song, I can’t for the life of me figure out why anyone would stereotype people. I mean, he seems just like a normal guy to me. I’m sure you can find similar behavior at any corporation’s Board of Directors meetings.
    I just don’t get it, what’s the big deal?

  36. Jilla says: Jan 26, 2009 10:52 PM

    WTF was that? My prediction it will be down within 24 hours. Jerry no likey.

  37. Mike D says: Jan 26, 2009 10:54 PM

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Boys aint won a playoff game
    Since nineteen ninety two
    Not bad for a white boy, huh?

  38. WorldChampionBears2008 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:55 PM

    wow, this is sad.
    It’s amazing how far we have come as a people.
    We try and try to unite with the rest of America and we still got FOOLS who get money and still act like FOOLS.
    I came from the hood and I rep the hood til I die. But, I will give my life for a white, asian, latino, etc just as much as I would for my black brothers. But, its sad that the sentiments are shared by others. This shows a lack of respect for the people that put him in the situation he is in and those who he left.
    I also bet $20 he’s going to be joining Pacman in the unemployment line.

  39. blmonroe12 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:55 PM

    WOWEE… Dallas is gonna love this one.. That place is a melt down factory.. Aikman is a class guy and presented the organization well – he’s got to be embarassed by this trainwreck… Worst part, Irvin will defend Bennett and Emmit will just say he Debacled the song..

  40. hesawinner says: Jan 26, 2009 10:55 PM

    If anyone criticized Martellus, Jerry will be like, “That was my idea. I directed that video.” and it’ll be about as effective as his claim that he was the one that was late for those chartered flights.

  41. Romoaintnohomo says: Jan 26, 2009 10:56 PM

    Yo, Yo, Hey marty B. u aint that good anyways, u prolly playin with ur boys dingaling everyday. You play tightend but ur end aint tight. Thats prolly why u and ur boy get into catfights. Ur a 2nd round pick soon u will get busted for smoking grass, thats prolly why they call u the iron chef of pounding man ass.
    Peace homey

  42. savocabol1 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:58 PM

    “Marty B the shit, is a little kids hero.” Oh how your grandmama would be so proud.
    To his credit, the trainers said that the helmet must stay on at all times when performing hazardous tasks.

  43. Don_NoLogoNeeded.com says: Jan 26, 2009 10:59 PM

    This guy makes Shaq’s raps sound like Jay-Z.

  44. spanky07 says: Jan 26, 2009 10:59 PM

    This makes me sick as a lifelong Cowboys fan. RIP Coach Landry, this is what it’s come to in Dallas under Jerry Jones.

  45. mikeb40 says: Jan 26, 2009 11:01 PM

    Straight cash homey! I want this smash hit on my Ipod and I want it there now!!

  46. Philly73 says: Jan 26, 2009 11:01 PM

    That was…AWESOME!!! Folks, sometimes you just have to enjoy the entertainment that the morons of the world provide you.

  47. jyernberg says: Jan 26, 2009 11:02 PM

    44-6 and then romofainted-
    that is the damned funniest name i have seen in a while. kudos.

  48. SoCal Bengal says: Jan 26, 2009 11:04 PM

    JoeSixPack…you get a 5!

  49. Good Newz Kennels says: Jan 26, 2009 11:05 PM

    Too bad he didn’t write out those lyrics. He might have won a PFT Pepsi Fun Pack.

  50. PackOne says: Jan 26, 2009 11:06 PM

    Tight jam.

  51. fmfnavydoc says: Jan 26, 2009 11:09 PM

    Mike D…That was some epic poetry…Voxy Vox will probably have a conniption over it…

  52. kingj228 says: Jan 26, 2009 11:11 PM

    Two more Dallas Cowboy TURDs for the Tidy Bowl Man (Jerry Jones) to wipe after. Mommas don;t let your babies grow up to be cow turds!!

  53. CaptainFantastik says: Jan 26, 2009 11:21 PM

    Yo yo yo….my name is Martellus,
    my bitch is Vox Veritas,
    he’s out washin’ my ride,
    ’cause I likes to be stlyin’-us
    He be runnin’ all my erands,
    doin’ all my laundry,
    cleanin’ all my shit,
    while I sit and drink fohties
    I’m rockin’ out from home,
    rhymin’ to my mix,
    got nothin’ else to do,
    cause we lost fohty-fo’ to six!

  54. 2 Dimes and a Nickel Back says: Jan 26, 2009 11:28 PM

    can i have my 3 minutes back?

  55. rottz says: Jan 26, 2009 11:33 PM

    I think that camera angle should be “High and Tight!!”
    YO YO YO!!

  56. ACDC84 says: Jan 26, 2009 11:48 PM

    For those of us that don’t speak ghetto, what was he “rapping” about? I couldn’t understand one word he said.

  57. kevin_b says: Jan 26, 2009 11:52 PM

    His “partner” is whiter than Will Smith.

  58. east96st says: Jan 26, 2009 11:56 PM

    I just hope he isn’t late with my pizza when he’s delivering it five years from now. I’m not tipping if that sh*t’s cold!

  59. RyanHarris says: Jan 26, 2009 11:58 PM

    Did that really just happen? Im completely blown away. Personally I hope they get him to rap the Star Spangled Banner at the SuperBowl.
    Wow, I hope Matt Ryan comes out with a rap like this too.
    “Intials are M.R
    but they call me Matty Ice
    I dont use swear words
    so my Rhymes are really nice
    I practice really hard
    and work on my game
    got no street cred
    so they think im kinda lame
    I dont use guns
    and I dont fight dogs
    I dont smash into buicks
    from riding on my hog
    I dont make stupid videos
    for the whole world to see
    which is why ill make more money
    with commercials on TV
    Ice…Out!

  60. reptar says: Jan 26, 2009 11:59 PM

    So…is the NFL allowed to implement a Retard Policy?

  61. homebruer says: Jan 27, 2009 12:07 AM

    44-6-andthenRomofainted says
    have fun with your socialist president.dont let your blind liberal hate stop you from seeing what he really is.

  62. Dok GonZo says: Jan 27, 2009 12:07 AM

    There is no “I” in money.
    Well, at least it’s no longer a mystery why the Plowboys are AFU.

  63. brauneyz says: Jan 27, 2009 12:18 AM

    Maybe I’m just to white for this, but I could not understand WTF they were saying. Sounded horrible anyway.

  64. devmoney says: Jan 27, 2009 12:22 AM

    i know that clown didnt bring up up brent celek are you kidding me i just love the way the cowboys constantly get bashed. to all the eagle fans your team choked once again and i guarantee we’ll win our 6th title before you win your 1st

  65. edotsing says: Jan 27, 2009 12:24 AM

    ok first this is to everyone who bitches at someone for being a racist for commenting about someone elses comment whom they thought were racist, u know if a white player had done something as dumb there would be 100 comments saying wow look at this white boy or what ever type of vernacular u would prefer to use. but the fact here is that white black hispanic or asian when you are suppose to be a “professional” you are not supposed to do these idiotic things. playing in the NFL is a privilege not a right and openly admitting about ur guns when everything that has gone done lately with plax and everything else thats not something you should be openly admitting like that if he played for any other team he would be cut and should be cut then he go make all the rap songs and videos he wants hell if he gets cut he could already be on to his first hit tittle ‘I HAD MONEY”

  66. litzsout619 says: Jan 27, 2009 12:30 AM

    things are only going to get better!!! Way to go Cowboys!!!! Be proud of that Idiot!

  67. Patscantcheatkharmabitches says: Jan 27, 2009 12:35 AM

    Paper bag over this fans head. The hits just keep coming. Here is what I want Florio. You start in West Virginia, Runn Full blast to Texas, and kick me square in the balls please. This is just one embarrassment after another.

  68. Gonegator says: Jan 27, 2009 12:38 AM

    I didn’t bother to watch, but I gotta tell ya, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. 44-6, ACDC, you guys are killin’ me! East 96th St. Funny shit!

  69. The Blast Furnace says: Jan 27, 2009 12:39 AM

    This just in… from an unamed source…
    Martellus Bennett has been added to the roster of potential wanna be football players that will try out for the Dallas Cowboys on the ‘as yet un-named’ reality show.
    Michael Irvin – the host of the new reality show said that “Martellus got[s] a 90% to 70% chance of winning it all and may one day actually become a [football] player.”

  70. Patscantcheatkharmabitches says: Jan 27, 2009 12:42 AM

    We picked Anthony Fasano with a second in 06, traded him and a starting LB for a 4th in 08 and picked a TE(this douche) in the second of the same year. Nice GMing Jerry.

  71. D22G says: Jan 27, 2009 12:57 AM

    STUPID man just STUPID.

  72. theVIC says: Jan 27, 2009 1:06 AM

    I couldn’t understand a single word these animals were “singing”. But then again, all I speak is English.

  73. BlitzDorsey says: Jan 27, 2009 1:19 AM

    Martellus has the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid. He’s a paper chaser!

  74. BlitzDorsey says: Jan 27, 2009 1:21 AM

    Well done Ryan Harris. That flow is tight.

  75. locustsofdeath says: Jan 27, 2009 1:51 AM

    Martellus Bennett is the wordsmith of our generation. I was moved to tears by the pure poetry spilling out of my laptop’s speakers. Amazing, simply amazing.

  76. Dok GonZo says: Jan 27, 2009 2:00 AM

    “The lad can indeed expectorate the fecal matter. Lexeme.”
    –George Plimpton

  77. stanich0905 says: Jan 27, 2009 2:18 AM

    44-6-andthenRomofainted says
    have fun with your socialist president.dont let your blind liberal hate stop you from seeing what he really is.
    Come on its pretty funny when you get called out for being a Harvey Dent.

  78. wolverine21 says: Jan 27, 2009 2:34 AM

    get rid of both jasons
    they are snitches
    move over for martellus
    ya dig?

  79. Vox Veritas says: Jan 27, 2009 2:51 AM

    Man, you’d think he shot himself (Burress), beat his woman (J. Harrison) got busted smuggling narcotics (Kaczur), shot somebody else (M. Harrison), got busted selling narcotics (Jolly), forgot the rules (McNabb) or ran somebody down with his car (Lynch).
    He made a crappy rap video on a webcam and gets this kind of response?

  80. Vox Veritas says: Jan 27, 2009 2:54 AM

    “I googled him like he told me and all I came up with was 20 rec for 283 yds?”
    I’m sure that life’s hard when you’re playing behind the best TE in the NFL. Celek and Smith may not be in the top 4 TEs in the division. Neither could start for any other NFCE team.

  81. Kotite says: Jan 27, 2009 6:43 AM

    Someone needs to call Ricky Watters to do an intervention. If it were possible, I think the Casio would have thrown up during that act. It’s not “wild shit” happening in Dallas. It’s just the regular kind.

  82. fuzzebear says: Jan 27, 2009 7:23 AM

    Just proving my point that Jerry Jones needs to step down as GM. We can’t win with these idiots. It’ll be another 11 years until we win a playoff game. Christ…

  83. empty13 says: Jan 27, 2009 7:52 AM

    Bennett can’t start anywhere.
    Rap is not music and has no redeeming social value.
    Step 2 for jones (out of 12) – cut this maroon.

  84. steelerfan9598 says: Jan 27, 2009 8:23 AM

    ‘All I speak is English’ – LMAO
    Long live Jerry’s collection of retards.

  85. Smush Rodrigez says: Jan 27, 2009 9:11 AM

    VOX: I’m sure that life’s hard when you’re playing behind the best TE in the NFL. Celek and Smith may not be in the top 4 TEs in the division. Neither could start for any other NFCE team.
    You are truly amazing. You will defend anything and use it as a weapon against the Eagles. Funny. Were you on your knees holding that camera? How did you get to the locker room from Topeka?

  86. east96st says: Jan 27, 2009 9:22 AM

    homebruer says:
    “44-6-andthenRomofainted says
    have fun with your socialist president.dont let your blind liberal hate stop you from seeing what he really is.”
    When Bush nationalized the banks, HE made us into a socialist country. Don’t let your myopic conservative rage blind you to what was already done.

  87. Kevin from Philly says: Jan 27, 2009 10:37 AM

    From his Wikapedia page:
    “During an interview at the NFL Combine, when asked about his interest in both basketball and football, he responded: “Football is my wife and basketball is my mistress”.”
    Apparently, rap is his dirty little ho.

  88. jared360 says: Jan 27, 2009 11:04 AM

    And VOX manages to not only defend the complete trash that his team is and also take a shot at the Eagles who embarrassed his Boys while knocking their sorry asses out of the playoffs and saying Celek couldn’t start on any other NFC East team. Gee if Celek couldn’t start on any other team, what does that say about your defense who got a 44 piece dropped on them? I thought even Vox would be embarrassed by that joke of a team and this latest development. But no, even he has to chime in and defend “Americas laughing stock”…hahaha..Have fun continuing to not win a playoff game and spending ridiculous salaries and draft picks on over rated players and thugs. Celek had a better playoff performance than Bennet AND Ro Wiliiams entire season with the Pies. Lmao….

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