Comments on: JEFF REED GOES BONKOS OVER AN ABSENCE OF PAPER TOWELS

By: bake

bake — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:01:29 +0000

angry over paper towels?

By: mdel1120

mdel1120 — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:13 +0000

Can you say “Roid Rage”

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:31:44 +0000

These minor legal problems should be the least of his worries. Once Don King gets a look at the pictures of this dude, he may file a copyright infringement lawsuit…

By: cincykid

cincykid — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:27:34 +0000

Dude even the kicker is on roids! I mean come on, can’t this team be a little more subtle, I know they have a rep to uphold but c’mon, a kicker isn’t even a real player!

By: Ravenmaniac

Ravenmaniac — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 10:02:56 +0000

This just in……The AP has now learned that the paper towel dispenser did in fact spit into Reeds mouth…
When asked about the incident, he replied, I only went into the store to get more bleach for my hair….chicks dig that you know…
The paper towel dispenser denies spitting into Reeds mouth but has said it will hold a press conference where it will announce that it plans to press charges. The AP has also learned that Mike Florio will represent the paper towel dispenser.

By: Chaotica

Chaotica — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:53:06 +0000

Mitnavnmark says:
February 15th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Could everybody please stop writing the same thing over and over again! I get it, it was Mitch Berger, and no he didn’t have a terrible towl, god damn it thats irritating…
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What you are failing to realize is that the comments stopped getting posted to this thread for about 4 hours. In that four hours there were no posts about Berger placed in the thread by the admin so everyone that made a comment in that four hours had no idea what the others had said. Lag time on blogs sucks.

By: Mike Florio

Mike Florio — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:34:33 +0000

@steelerfan9598 . . . .
that reminds me of george carlin’s line — “if you need to wash your hands after touching your d–k, shouldn’t you be washing your d–k?”
i think he also said, “i only wash my hands after taking i shit if i get shit on them,” or something like that.

By: steelerfan9598

steelerfan9598 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:12:13 +0000

The good news is, unlike most people, he washes his hands after he uses the bathroom.

By: Mitnavnmark

Mitnavnmark — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:21:14 +0000

Could everybody please stop writing the same thing over and over again! I get it, it was Mitch Berger, and no he didn’t have a terrible towl, god damn it thats irritating…and Seinfeld sucks anyways, so get on with it…good god… Can we get back to talking football please?

By: mrmagoo

mrmagoo — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:32:48 +0000

Vox Veritas says:
February 14th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Wow, I can imagine the uproar if this had been a Cowboys player. Thanks for providing the link to Dan Rooney letting the world know what a hypocritical piece of shit he is. He shouldn’t have tried to rationalize keeping Harrison. We all know why they kept him, but it’s extra-strength stupid to try to excuse the fact that he beat the shit out of a woman that’s less than half his size.
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You can come down off the cross now martyr boy. If it was a Cowboys player:
a) it would be expected due to a previous record
b) would go unreported as long as it happened in Dallas
c) would draw a yawn except for people wanting to rub it in your face and you using all 20 screen names you have to make it look like anyone cares about the Cowboys.

By: twohorses

twohorses — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 04:05:24 +0000

Big A**es need big paper.

By: stiller43

stiller43 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:11:01 +0000

Said Reed, “You can’t spare ONE square???”

By: Jasper

Jasper — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:09:36 +0000

Wow, you know what would be hysterical? If I become the 74th person to comment about him using a Terrible Towel do dry his hands!
Kids, let’s “get real” for a second. He’s no juiced-up kicker, just a drunken kicker. Learn the difference. If you have to be on steroids to do something asinine in public at 2 am, I guess the majority of my college friends were juicing back in the day.

By: superBROWNS 69

superBROWNS 69 — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:32:30 +0000

Florio keeps deleting my comments… I bet that wouldnt happen if my name was superSTEELERS 69…
by the way my comment was
LO freaking L, even though i hate the Steelers, Jeff Reed continues to be my favorite kicker ever.

By: stukinappalachia

stukinappalachia — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:10:29 +0000

Didn’t think they washed their hands in the pitsburg (sp).

By: treams

treams — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:02:50 +0000

Why didn’t he have a terrible towel close by??

By: SteelerLuv

SteelerLuv — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:53:32 +0000

Hey Jeff, grow up! Nobody likes a hysterical prima donna.
GO STEELERS!

By: SteelyJ

SteelyJ — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:51:28 +0000

JonD says:
February 14th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Now i understand why that Ravens player spit in his face.
(report as inappropriate)
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That wasn’t Reed the raven trash spit at it was the punter Mitch, 30 yards net, Berger.

By: truwarier

truwarier — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:49:07 +0000

reed is a fool, he tries to pump iron so he doesn’t look
like a typical kicker, and he has his ridiculous dragon ball-z
hairdo, cut that guy and get a normal kicker.

By: sonix

sonix — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:31:22 +0000

he had a tantrum because Reed is on roids, everyone on the Steelers is on them.

By: grantlee11

grantlee11 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:20:59 +0000

Emmitt said it was Bonkos…

By: buckeye044

buckeye044 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:20:10 +0000

Florio will find a way to keep this story going for at least a week.

By: Fade 2 Black

Fade 2 Black — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:51:56 +0000

Instead of
“KooKoo for Cocoa Puffs!”
now we got
“Bonkos for Bounty!!!!”

By: blitzburgh1

blitzburgh1 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:50:50 +0000

Now i understand why that Ravens player spit in his face.
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That was Mitch Berger, the punter.

By: wooderson

wooderson — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:49:22 +0000

I met Jeff at the Steelers fantasy camp in ’04. He was totally cool. First of all, for an active/current player to involve himself in such a gay thing – you have to give him props. Plus I smacked a 45 yard FG and he was like ‘dude you’re going to take my job’. He was so cool. He spent time and was cool with losers like me – even worse than me – he spent time with total jackasses and was so cool about it. So if he was a little PO’d about some BS paper towel shit- so be it. I know he is a good guy. Not to mention he is the most underated kicker in the league.

By: dbartdog

dbartdog — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:47:10 +0000

Wait, did you say the “kicker picker upper”?

By: FillyFinatic

FillyFinatic — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:43:38 +0000

Go dammit i need TP for my BUNGHOLE!!!
stupid kickers! I never saw a kicker look like he’s a rockstar. Dont they just beat these dudes up in the locker rooms?

By: philwauke

philwauke — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:36:52 +0000

Why isn’t he on turdwatch?

By: blackglass3

blackglass3 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:30:25 +0000

Teddybayer;
It’s bonkos, you tool. Have you STILL not caught on that Florio likes Seinfeld? (It was the episode when Kramer went on ‘Live with Regis and Kathie Lee’ to promote his coffee table book about coffee tables…Regis repeatedly described Kramer as “Bonkos”.)

By: Waggy

Waggy — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:20:25 +0000

Kickers are crazy anyway, we should be glad he didn’t beat up soem women. What a jerk!!!