Comments on: THE HAMSTERS ARE ON THE JUICE http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Sat, 25 May 2013 19:27:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: VonClausewitz http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105481 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:18:01 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105481 Yeah, nerdbully here again. You still have some work to do to get over the hump Florio. Pass this info along to your nerds and they might be able to figure it out. Your google ads stuff is killing your page load.
In particular the largest hit on your page comes from the same google ad, 3 separate times. You’re duplicating the heaviest hit 3 times for a single page request. This was on refresh. These 3 calls take up around half of your total page load. You have some other duplicate loads as well. Tell your nerds to throw up a sniffer and have a gander. You probably need to rewrite your markup slightly. My guess is your sluttish use of several ajax libraries is the cause.

]]> By: Tuck You http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105480 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:35:10 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105480 Your talking about Jim Jones the rapper, right?
Dip Set! What up Killa! Crime Pays coming soon.

]]> By: crowder52 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105479 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:25:54 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105479 lol,I spoke to soon, I false clicked the sprint add by accident two minutes after my last post, Florio, I guess I should give you more credit……you are already on to this scam…lets see if you can improve the add numbers now, with some extra adjustments in sensitive and width..

]]> By: TheDudesDad http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105478 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:24:06 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105478 That’s what I do all day anyway. I am a house bitch so I really have nothing better to o than feed my NFL obsession.

]]> By: crowder52 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105477 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:24:05 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105477 or do what CBSsportsline does, I swear on my aol browser, I must hit the left banner add on their site completely by accident when trying to scroll up and down on site at least 5 times a day during fantasy season. It seems like every year they make that add more sensitive and closer to the edge, and get more and more false clicks out of me. I feel bad for Bud-light and sprint and the other poor advertisers that must pay for millions of false clicks, at least 500 a season from me. I am just waiting for Florio to catch on to this, so far, not to many false clicks, but in seems like those side banners are getting closer and closer to the edge everyday and more and more sensitive. I guess there are some good things about a WIndows 95 website…lol

]]> By: jmclarkent http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105476 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:47:52 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105476 Shawn Merriman would be proud!

]]> By: Fade 2 Black http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105475 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:36:57 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105475 From Merriam-Webster On Line:
HAMSTER-
Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of Old World rodents having very large cheek pouches.
Hahahahaaa….

]]> By: Eric http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105474 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:35:24 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105474 Are you sure you’re not back like cooked crack?

]]> By: SpeedyG http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105473 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:24:52 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105473 You website is still slow painting the screen. I have a very fast (20/5M) internet connection so the issue is not on my end. Maybe some of your advertisement websites are slowing you down.
Still the best NFL info on the net.

]]> By: RaiderMight http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105472 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:23:27 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105472 Make sure to make it Shift+F5. F5 just reloads the cached version, so no additional page hit on most of the F5′s.

]]> By: ralphthedog http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105471 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:17:17 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105471 another way to up the hits. More hits mean more $$$.
If you want, I could write a program to hit the f5 every 10 seconds…

]]> By: NYJets28 http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105470 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:14:36 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105470 I think it moved

]]> By: blinkevan http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105469 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:06:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105469 wasnt it Kramer who craved the mangos that only came out for like a month of the year?

]]> By: misterj http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/03/05/the-hamsters-are-on-the-juice/#comment-105468 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:04:37 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=23196#comment-105468 I’m going to bash F5 all day just to spite you.

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