BENGALS ANNOUNCE O’SULLIVAN SIGNING

It’s official. The crappy casual dining chain with failed locations in New Orleans, Minneapolis, Green Bay, Detroit, Chicago, Charlotte, and San Francisco is opening a location in Cincinnati. J.T. O’Sullivan has signed with the Bengals. The team announced the move Friday morning. “J.T. saw a lot of action last year and we see him as a player with still a lot of upside,” Bengals offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski said in a release. “He has experience in a number of systems and is a very sharp guy. We’re happy to have him as a backup to Carson [Palmer].” Our advice when eating there? Stick to the consomme.