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WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE DOOKIE

Even as his NFL career apparently is swirling the drain, running back Najeh “Dookie” Davenport isn’t quite ready to fade from the national football consciousness.
Davenport, according to Mondesi’s House via Deadspin, is now a model.
Intentionally or not, the three photos posted by the Italian fella who runs Deadspin suggest in perfect succession the facial expressions that Najeh might have sport while attempting to do his business, actually doing his business, and then completing the process of doing his business in that dorm room closet some seven years ago.
Allegedly.

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12 Responses to “WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE DOOKIE”
  1. Tony C says: Mar 18, 2009 8:44 PM

    And best of all, we can always take comfort in the knowledge that Florio is always full of dookie too
    LOL

  2. greensmackginny says: Mar 18, 2009 8:47 PM

    Maybe he can take the place of Raymond in the “Raymond, are you constipated again” commercials for Phillips constipation relief…

  3. VonClausewitz says: Mar 18, 2009 8:51 PM

    What’s the deal? Poop in a hamper once and nobody can ever forget it?

  4. myusernamestinks says: Mar 18, 2009 8:57 PM

    I thought his nickname was “Doogie.”

  5. JimmySmith says: Mar 18, 2009 9:07 PM

    Allegedly my ass, he was convicted of the crime. If I am not mistaken, he pleaded guilty. The evidence itself was also charged with impersonating TO.

  6. DookiesDeposit says: Mar 18, 2009 9:07 PM

    I swear, Ah did not have sex with that hamper…….
    I was doing my history project for extra credits and re-enacting the 300 at Thermopylae when the light suddenly came out and scared the crap outta me.
    Honest officer !!!

  7. SLaird22 says: Mar 18, 2009 9:31 PM

    These Davenport jokes never get….wait. Yeah. They actually got old like 4 years ago.

  8. hesawinner says: Mar 18, 2009 9:45 PM

    He’s not the kind of guy that’ll just fade into Bolivia.

  9. Nestea1 says: Mar 18, 2009 10:59 PM

    Dump Truck! Woo Woooooo!

  10. pakrguru says: Mar 19, 2009 12:15 AM

    Well…one thing you can always say about Najeh Davenpoop…he’s definitely the best Number 2 running back of all time.

  11. 30PTBUCK says: Mar 19, 2009 8:29 AM

    He should go the spokesmodel route.Maybe Tidy Bowl? Carpet stain removers? Depends? A joint venture with Michael Jordon…. Hanes with new odor control and hash mark hider

  12. empty13 says: Mar 19, 2009 9:20 AM

    what’s he modeling? toilet seats? hampers?

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