Even as his NFL career apparently is swirling the drain, running back Najeh “Dookie” Davenport isn’t quite ready to fade from the national football consciousness.
Davenport, according to Mondesi’s House via Deadspin, is now a model.
Intentionally or not, the three photos posted by the Italian fella who runs Deadspin suggest in perfect succession the facial expressions that Najeh might have sport while attempting to do his business, actually doing his business, and then completing the process of doing his business in that dorm room closet some seven years ago.
Allegedly.
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE DOOKIE
Posted by Mike Florio on March 18, 2009, 8:36 PM EDT
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And best of all, we can always take comfort in the knowledge that Florio is always full of dookie too
LOL
Maybe he can take the place of Raymond in the “Raymond, are you constipated again” commercials for Phillips constipation relief…
What’s the deal? Poop in a hamper once and nobody can ever forget it?
I thought his nickname was “Doogie.”
Allegedly my ass, he was convicted of the crime. If I am not mistaken, he pleaded guilty. The evidence itself was also charged with impersonating TO.
I swear, Ah did not have sex with that hamper…….
I was doing my history project for extra credits and re-enacting the 300 at Thermopylae when the light suddenly came out and scared the crap outta me.
Honest officer !!!
These Davenport jokes never get….wait. Yeah. They actually got old like 4 years ago.
He’s not the kind of guy that’ll just fade into Bolivia.
Dump Truck! Woo Woooooo!
Well…one thing you can always say about Najeh Davenpoop…he’s definitely the best Number 2 running back of all time.
He should go the spokesmodel route.Maybe Tidy Bowl? Carpet stain removers? Depends? A joint venture with Michael Jordon…. Hanes with new odor control and hash mark hider
what’s he modeling? toilet seats? hampers?