Comments on: REPORT: RAIDERS' CORNELL GREEN BEAT WOMAN WITH MOP HANDLE

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:18:03 +0000

Vox Veritas says:
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
“Cue the comments about the Raiders signing thugs… First arrest in years…”
Sure if you don’t count Tommy Kelly’s arrest last September. Or Bryant McNeal’s arrest in July of ‘07.
=================================================
It’s true, everything is bigger and better in Texas.
A DUI (Tommy Kelly) and ripping off a pawn shop (Bryant McNeal) don’t compare to Big D, nope.
Multiple kiddie didlers, dope traffickers, and a Cowgirl stealing $64,000 from his own mother are just part of the infamous
“TOP 10 DALLAS COWBOY ARRESTS OF ALL-TIME” list.
Congrats, Vox.
http://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/top-10-dallas-cowboy-arrests-of-all-time/

By: joetoronto

joetoronto — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:51:17 +0000

IF THIS IS TRUE, (since we only know her side of the story), Al Davis will cut his ass asap.
No way he puts up with this.

By: snccoach

snccoach — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:56:55 +0000

Here’s something funny but true . Cornell went to UCF and majored in CRIMINAL JUSTICE. Classic.

By: FillyFinatic

FillyFinatic — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:22:29 +0000

CLUE: It was Cornell in the Repository with the MOP HANDLE

By: raiders117

raiders117 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:14:22 +0000

Apparently Green is better at hitting women than he is at blocking.

By: Xenu_D_Alien

Xenu_D_Alien — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:42:10 +0000

Isn’t it about time we pass some common sense mop control legislation? We’ve got to do everything we can to keep mops
out of the hands of children.

By: FumbleNuts

FumbleNuts — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:00:12 +0000

Another addition to the “Mean Machine” coming?

By: TheTylerRose-BestEver

TheTylerRose-BestEver — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:20:06 +0000

beating the mother of his two children with an aluminum mop handle
hitting her with the mop handle at least once on the right arm
These two items might be describing the same thing, but they bring completely different reactions to mind.

By: ViKing

ViKing — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:03:17 +0000

Ladies, let this be a stern warning to you all,……handcuff your Brooms ASAP!!!

By: inmymind

inmymind — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:47:58 +0000

Yea real funny story. Nothing better then a woman getting beat right? Maybe Green isnt the scumbag, the scumbags are the people on here who find humor in this situation.

By: east96st

east96st — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:46:36 +0000

AFKfootball says:
“Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon”
“… Am I missing something?”
Have a 6’6”, 315 pound athlete smash you across the skull with an aluminum handle, then come back and let us know.

By: Eddie Drycleaner

Eddie Drycleaner — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:18:11 +0000

Domestic violence is a serious issue in our society you bastards.
Signed,
Orenthal
Rack him!

By: gunzofsteel

gunzofsteel — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:00:42 +0000

that’s the first time green has beat anyone in a long, long, time

By: lax11slice

lax11slice — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:53:24 +0000

This smells fishy.
A mop handle is awful long to swing at someone inside a house and not hit something else first, presumably table, chairs, kitchen islands… Now if he was Donatello, or any non-turtle ninja, then Id believe it.
Also, assuming the slamming came first, he would have grab the mop handle and take several steps backwards before swinging it, most people would cool in that time, just saying. Mop handle seems like a tack on in a “and then, and then, and then, he hit me with a mop handle” kind of way. Or, dude’s an animal, im sure someone’s investigating it.

By: GB3Pack4

GB3Pack4 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:43:09 +0000

Would have been enough to say he HIT her; didn’t have to be changed to “beat” her. If he hit her, he hit her (at least once, on the arm). One hit doesn’t constitute a beating. You say beating & I see somebody whacking away at a huddled figure bleeding on the floor, one blow after another. In other words, a much bigger event.
A few days ago, an Australian online paper stated that Liam Neeson’s life was on hold and his career in limbo, in connection with the death of Natasha Richardson. One person probably wrote the body of the story and another the headline, but both were at fault. The body of the story included the career in limbo phrase, and the headline plucked it out of paragraph 6 (bypassing issues such as the accident itself, the hospital vigil, telling the children, plans for the funeral, etc.), and converted it into a headline that (the man’s life was on hold) that conjectured and distorted.
Neeson’s life isn’t on hold. He’s LIVING his life, the central part of it. It’s only that he stopped filming (in other words, he left the office) in order to handle a far more important issue, the death of his wife and all that that involved. Just stating what happened is enough, no need to amp it up.

By: Xenu_D_Alien

Xenu_D_Alien — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:17:31 +0000

I said, mop that flo’!

By: saints51

saints51 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:10:27 +0000

rule of thumb…

By: 0tt0

0tt0 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:58:10 +0000

she missed a spot!!!!!!….

By: JCB

JCB — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:56:12 +0000

Well that’s one way getting rid of that LOSER. He couldn’t hit Schit when he’s on the O Line. She should have swung back. He can’t block crap. She might have done some good.
Seriously, domestic violence is not a laughing matter. Green armed with a mop handle is picturesque headline that depicts his only way of becoming an aggressive lineman. This guy does not even deserve to ride the pine – which is what was in store for him this upcoming year. Just cut his sorry a$$ and move on. Super Mario can be moved to the right side and no doubt do a much better job. Adios, butthole. Your 15 minutes of fame is over.

By: tjd

tjd — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:43:57 +0000

said he was arrested, so the days without arrest counter should reset.

By: jmclarkent

jmclarkent — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:39:33 +0000

Another 300+ LB “man” feeling the need to show how tough he is by beating up his lady.
I guess he wanted to know what Shawn Merriman felt like when he faced him twice a year…

By: mike hunt

mike hunt — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:22:44 +0000

lol @ dan..maybe next time she wont make the same mistake of disobeying the man of the house

By: mrf47

mrf47 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:18:00 +0000

Shouldn’t the “Days without an Arrest” Meter be reset to 0? Or, is it simply implied that a member of the Raiders gets arrested every day?

By: LiveNBreath Football

LiveNBreath Football — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:14:29 +0000

“Deadly weapon” means anything that can be used to kill someone. It is not limited to a knife, gun or such like. There is a case that every law student learns about someone who threw an ink pot (obviously an old case) at someone in anger and killed the person. He was charged with using a deadly weapon. Since the weapon killed the person, it was deadly. Welcome to the wonderful world of law.

By: kosarsmyidol

kosarsmyidol — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:11:31 +0000

Heart.Peyton says:
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
“That’s the funniest headline I’ve seen in a long time.”
Dan Dizzle says:
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
“When he tells you to make him a sandwich, you better make him a sandwich!”
———————————————————————
Domestic violence is so amusing. Jerkoffs.

By: Raider_Coffey

Raider_Coffey — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:00:42 +0000

I think anything is considered a deadly weapon when the person weilding it is 6’6″, 315lbs.

By: DarthPirate

DarthPirate — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:55:46 +0000

He’s as good as gone if he’s convicted. The Raiders just signed his replacement anyway.

By: sauropod

sauropod — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:47:40 +0000

What is a swiffer?

By: TKovacs2

TKovacs2 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:47:02 +0000

Teriyonal? Isn’t that some sort of asian sauce?

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:45:15 +0000

Just another day in the National Felons League………