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Ealy, Kapanui Out Of Jail But Still On Saints Roster

Saints receiver Biren Ealy and tight end Kolo Kapanui have been released from jail, according to the Associated Press.
Both men presumably have posted their $4,250 bail.
They face multiple charges arising from allegations that, after being asked to stop urinating in public by a nearby female, they exposed themselves and engaged in lewd comments/behavior.
Amazingly, the Saints have not yet cut either player.
Then again, the Saints now have their long-term deal in place with the State of Louisiana.  If this had happened a week ago, Ealy and Koponui might have been expelled from the franchise faster than a thin continuous stream of 98.6-degree liquid.

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16 Responses to “Ealy, Kapanui Out Of Jail But Still On Saints Roster”
  1. houskat says: May 4, 2009 10:46 PM

    are they into gangs also,mom and dad must be proud :(

  2. lezmaka says: May 4, 2009 10:46 PM

    Come on Florio! If you had been keeping up on your Mythbusters instead of tired, old, boring Seinfeld re-runs, you’d know that it’s not a continuous stream.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(season_1)#Peeing_on_the_Third_Rail
    “Although it is possible to electrocute yourself by urinating on a third rail, you would have to stand unrealistically close to the rail to do it. In most instances, a urine stream would break into droplets before making contact with the rail.”

  3. Bill In DC says: May 4, 2009 10:55 PM

    So how come the Saints have no turd points?

  4. DC4545 says: May 4, 2009 11:00 PM

    Two men urinate in public and expose themselves….in New Orleans. So what’s the problem? I don’t think that’s really even against the law there. Ever been to Mardi Gras, Florio?

  5. BuckFutter says: May 4, 2009 11:02 PM

    I like in the article I read that the woman stopped her car and told him to stop.
    You can’t stop once you start. It stings.

  6. SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK says: May 4, 2009 11:08 PM

    If I was there and that woman saw me doin’ my thang at the apartments she would’ve invited me over to her place!
    Sincerely,
    Visanthe Shiancoe

  7. livefromdc says: May 4, 2009 11:11 PM

    You’re reaching…neither of these guys are going to make the roster, it’s not like it’s their starting WR and LB ala the Bengals.

  8. livefromdc says: May 4, 2009 11:13 PM

    REACH! It’s not like either one of these guys are going to make the roster.

  9. EaglesRule says: May 5, 2009 12:02 AM

    if they are charged and convicted they have to register as sex offenders

  10. The Jimmy says: May 5, 2009 12:42 AM

    “…And the way the NFL is now, that’s a big deal, being a good all-around guy, not just a great player. If you’re a good player and a crazy dude off the field you might not make it.” Kolo Kapanui 4/08

  11. Bob_Nelson says: May 5, 2009 1:45 AM

    At least they hung onto the ball.
    They will get more than 5 yards for illegal contact.
    Unlike Percy Harvin they were well hydrated.
    I hope they give their correct names when registering as sex offenders and not Dick Waver and Peter Playdough.
    Why hasn’t Turd Watch been updated to give the Saints the division lead?

  12. gwinn1952 says: May 5, 2009 6:59 AM

    Why do we still keep writing these articles…….what role models. Why are we not writing on the good the other athletes have done…..the real role models for the young kids. I just wonder what the NFL has come to….drugs, battery, urinating in public etc. Quick putting these guys in the limelight….

  13. saintsfan504 says: May 5, 2009 7:24 AM

    Please explain your logic as to how things would be different if the Saints hadn’t signed their long term lease with the the state yet. (Oh, and fyi, the state legislature can still very much turn down the deal…)

  14. texline says: May 5, 2009 8:06 AM

    If your kid has to have a sports star as a role model, then YOU have problems.Why the hell would you want kids to see them as role models anyway? ” Well Junior, thats who you need to emulate.Adults playing a game for a living and acting like kids when they are not playing” What a crock!!!(BTW, urination is a natural bodily function and should not be regulated by ANY state. Seems to me that the woman is the one with problems. Like sticking her nose where it don’t belong.)

  15. Hype says: May 5, 2009 8:24 AM

    Its really too bad. They should have had 200 grams if codeine on them. They could have then gotten off scott free with a little advice from Johnny Jolly.

  16. ChrisJNelson says: May 5, 2009 10:56 AM

    There is no connection between the roster status of these players and the Saints’ deal with Louisiana.

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