Shockey Released From Hospital

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey has been released from a Las Vegas hospital.
Per Mortensen, Shockey had a brief bout with dehydration.
Shockey reportedly was taken out of the Hard Rock Cafe on a stretcher.

46 responses to “Shockey Released From Hospital

  1. Shockey has always been his own worst enemy. He’s a hard partying guy, and I don’t think it’s going to end well for him. Sad on a human level.. but as far as football is concerned I’m glad he’s the Saint’s problem. And thanks for those 2 picks…

  2. LOL my great grandparents would even sniff that one out.. dehydration in Hard Rock Cafe???

  3. Irony, the Sunday summer Hard Rock parties used to be known as ReHab…
    maybe they still are.

  4. I’ve never hear of anyone going to the hospital from a hangover. I have felt like I belonged there but never gone. this dude is soft.

  5. I’m glad he is healthy but dehydration in Las Vegas? Sounds like he went on a little bender before the off-season camps heat up.

  6. Sounds like he is on ecstacy. You don’t get rushed to the hospital for dehydration for any other reason other than being on drugs.

  7. Curiously, Shockey was diagnosed with “dehydration” by the same physician that diagnosed Lindsay Lohan with “exhaustion.”

  8. “How do you get dehydrated when your doing nothing but drinking?”
    Alcohol’s a diuretic. You piss more out than you drink in.
    Seriously, are you idjits a bunch of teetotalers? Anybody’s who’s done any serious drinking knows booze dehydrates you. Any real boozehound knows to throw down a glass of water for each drink.
    Friggin’ amateurs. That goes double for Shockey.

  9. Who gets taken out of a bar on a stretcher because of “dehydration” lol, he probably took too much X and freaked out. What a primadonna.

  10. So does this mean that the Saints back-up TE will be an integral part of a Saints Super Bowl run that Shockey will have to watch from the owner’s box and, as a result, Shockey will demand a trade to another franchise only to underperform and be overcompensated?
    If so, I can’t wait.

  11. I was at Hard Rock last month. Dehydration was the least of my worries. I am quite sure Senor Shockey was “over-hydrated.”

  12. “This is just a case of dehydration… Nothing to worry about… Just a ‘lil ‘ol case of dehydration, that’s all!”
    -Sean Payton

  13. This isn’t newsworthy. I would be giving you too much credit if I called it bad reporting. I realize that you guys suck but you’re even taking that to a new level with this drivel.

  14. I’m no gynecologist, but it could be heavy flow. We should have traded down in round one (just a few slots) still taken Jenkins, but we could have acquired a box of Carefree and a bottle of Summer’s Eve from someone to keep Shockey in playing shape. We could have dropped to 16 and get the leftover supply from Ryan Leaf or to 18 and gotten a fresher batch from Cutler’s old locker.

  15. Must’ve accidentally slipped himself those roofies he was saving for a lucky lady.

  16. Maybe he took some mind altering drugs that caused him to forget to drink water while dancing to rave grooves for 5 hours straight…
    Or, maybe someone put something in his drink! Yeah, that’s what happened.

  17. O.K., about 90% of you have no clue. Tune into Tru TV sometime today, they are having the “Rehab, Party at the Hard Rock” marathon today. You will see how you dehydrate at the Hard Rock. They would have to bring me out on a stretcher too, I would have major fluid loss in there.

  18. “Alcohol’s a diuretic. You piss more out than you drink in.
    Seriously, are you idjits a bunch of teetotalers? Anybody’s who’s done any serious drinking knows booze dehydrates you. Any real boozehound knows to throw down a glass of water for each drink.
    Friggin’ amateurs.”
    Yeah, that’s something to really be proud of, buddy; being a “serious enough” drinker to know what us “amateurs” don’t.
    Maybe it’s because we’re all too busy not being an alcoholic, like you?
    It’s my goal in life to be a “real boozehound” like you.

  19. it doesnt take a lot of experience with liquor to know it dehydrates you. so does drinking a lot of pop.
    one doesnt have to be a lush to know this stuff.

  20. Carried out on a stretcher from a nightclub, what a way to impress the ladies and strike fear in your opponents! At least it wasn’t from a self inflicted gun shot.

  21. I lived in Vegas and I’m 360lbs……and I worked outside in the mid 90’s which is what the temp is there now and I was never close to getting dehydrated….PLEASE…athletes are all about the water and staying hydrated and would never let it get close to a point of passing out. They know when they’re dehydrated.

  22. Usually they call it, “exhaustion” when celebs get checked into the hospital after booze and drug sprees. “Dehydration” is a nice attempt at spin, but isn’t fooling anyone…

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