T.O. Gets T-Owned

Finally, someone has done something that Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, and Tony Romo have each failed to do.
Terrell Owens has been put in his place.
The author of the T.O. verbal smackdown is Joanna Krupa, a Polish-born model who is T.O.’s teammate on the ABC ’70s-throwback reality competition Superstars.
For the first time in his life, Owens is speechless.
But Krupa isn’t speechless, and so we suggest turning down the speakers or ushering the kids out of the room before she makes like Kramer at the dentist’s office.
(Popcorn ball to With Leather.)

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63 responses to “T.O. Gets T-Owned

  1. Damn, you know someone is being bitchy when she makes me feel bad for T.O. Though, Mike, you have to know that reality TV is NOT reality. Creative editing is used to make interactions appear the way they do.
    Also, Joanna Krupa is balls-ass smoking hot. I’ve been getting Frederick’s of Hollywood for like ten years (don’t ask me why) and always look for her in it.

  2. HAHAHA Who is this broad ?!? Can we all say hello to the Buffalo Bills new Wide Receivers coach?

  3. She is a nasty, skank, hood rat. I am glad she took the time between coke hits and vomiting to toss out a bunch of F bombs for us. All that over reality TV. Her parents must be proud.

  4. Very newsworthy.
    More Redskins news: Today, a bunch of Redskin players did another horrible Eastern Motors commercial…
    Where is the Fox News Alert Florio? Can I even say Fox news now that you sold out to NBC?

  5. “Tony Romo isn’t a very good football player.”
    Never saw him play, huh? He’s like 27-12 as a starter. His yards per attempt average is almost a yard more than McNabb’s and they’re not close in TD percentage. In fact I believe that Romo leads all active players in both stats. He’s also way more accurate than McNabb. Completion percentage is not close even though McNabb spends a lot of time throwing short passes to Westbrook.

  6. Wow, for the first time ever, TO is Dumbfounded!!!! LOL! Look at his face by near the end of the clip, he goes like… “how am I gonna deal with her? or work with her? or talk to this girl?” Lmfao all the wayyy to da bank!

  7. Damn! What a bit*h! Like said above, I never thought I’d feel bad for T.O!
    That chick sucks! She could even put Kate Gosselin in her place!

  8. I think TO was hearing what every other man hears when a woman goes off like that:
    “wah wah wah wah wah”

  9. Florio, you know that if TO said something to her, he would be villified for ages and speed up the slow offseason. It was a lose-lose situation, and by saying nothing he won’t have Skip Bayless et al, piling on. Plus, if he did say something, every media outlet would act like Krupa said nothing and just play what he said.

  10. Vox Veritas says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    “Tony Romo isn’t a very good football player.”
    Never saw him play, huh? He’s like 27-12 as a starter. His yards per attempt average is almost a yard more than McNabb’s and they’re not close in TD percentage. In fact I believe that Romo leads all active players in both stats. He’s also way more accurate than McNabb. Completion percentage is not close even though McNabb spends a lot of time throwing short passes to Westbrook.
    Hey Vox, when Romo wins a playoff game, or gets to the super bowl… let me know. Until then, all the fancy stats in the world don’t mean shit.

  11. Vox Veritas says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    “Tony Romo isn’t a very good football player.”
    Never saw him play, huh? He’s like 27-12 as a starter. His yards per attempt average is almost a yard more than McNabb’s and they’re not close in TD percentage. In fact I believe that Romo leads all active players in both stats. He’s also way more accurate than McNabb. Completion percentage is not close even though McNabb spends a lot of time throwing short passes to Westbrook.
    I’m actually a Bills fan but……how many playoffs games has Romo won? Right ZERO

  12. vox why dont you go digging for donovan and romo’s winning percentage in the playoffs? now THATS an important statistic

  13. Hey, Florio, did you have any discussions with google? I think they could have provided you with what you needed, aside from the media tie-in that NBC has. You can delete this post before July 1st (Canada Day!), but I am curious.

  14. im kind of dissapointed..kind of how i felt after i watched the hangover..u hyped this too much..i was expecting to c her really lay in to T.O. bill parcells style..or ryan leaf to reporter style..but she was just frustrated from the jungle gym or whatever and cursing in the air…it was not the “verbal smackdown” advertised..i want a refund

  15. Vox Veritas I would like you to list Romo’s post Thanksgiving stats….to be an elite quarterback you have to play 16 games not 10-12

  16. Too bad she isn’t married to Trent Edwards, I would love to see her in the stands on Game day when T.O. drops a perfectly thrown pass! “It was you T.O. you are the reason we lost the game.”

  17. You have got to be kidding me that Romo is better than DMac… compare stats and accomplishments at the same times in their careers. Don’t forget targets to throw to. DMac had better numbers with TO overall than Romo did… too bad he can’t catch a short snap under pressure

  18. What a foul mouthed woman! That segment made someone look like a complete jerk, but it wasn’t T.O.

  19. Yeah Joanna is hot! However unless your very naive the T.O. put down
    is a staged act that’s programed. All reality TV is programed. Welcome
    to America where nothing is free or as it seems.

  20. Don’t know what T.O. f–ked up – she was the one who couldn’t make it through the damned course – smokin’ body and a goober klutz when it comes to anything athletic, apparently. She gets embarrassed and blames it on T.O.? I wouldn’t know what to say to an all-out bitch like that either – too damned scary dealing with an out of control woman.
    Classless.
    Borderline Personality Disorder.
    Very uncomfortable to watch and, yes, I felt sorry for T.O..

  21. ihatethejets says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 12:28 am
    vox why dont you go digging for donovan and romo’s winning percentage in the playoffs? now THATS an important statistic
    You’re right. McNubb’s lost more conference championships than anyone.

  22. “Hey Vox, when Romo wins a playoff game, or gets to the super bowl”
    Oh, I see. Can’t be a good player unless you win a playoff game or get to the Super Bowl. How convenient. And ignorant.
    “I’m actually a Bills fan but……how many playoffs games has Romo won? Right ZERO ”
    OK #1, you’re a Bills fan so you wouldn’t know a good player if one fell out of the sky into your lap, and #2, most Bills players have never even played in the freaking playoffs let alone won a playoff game.
    “Vox Veritas I would like you to list Romo’s post Thanksgiving stats….to be an elite quarterback you have to play 16 games not 10-12 ”
    So you’re saying that McNabb’s not an elite QB? Dummy, please. This wasn’t about “elite”. The idiot said that he’s not even a “good” player.
    “DMac had better numbers with TO overall than Romo did”
    Really?
    With TO:
    Completion percentage:
    Romo 63.6%
    McNabb 61.8%
    Yards per attempt:
    Romo 8.1
    McNabb 7.7
    Attempts/TD
    Romo 16.1
    McNabb 17.5
    Which one’s the #2 overall pick and which one’s the undrafted free agent? McNabb plays in the WCO and his numbers should be better across the board, especially completion percentage.

  23. dallas is 10-10 in their last 20 games.
    6-44*
    and romo cant be better than 27-14. 2 playoff losses.

  24. C’mon, he was just speechless because the cameras were there. If that was at a party or a club, it would have been a mutually assured destruction, full nuclear retaliation, F-bomb exchange.

  25. Parsing the Vaginatas babble:
    Before the lesson begins, isn’t it hilarious how this idiot can’t help himself to defend (that”s my QB…sniff…sniff) a backup QB that is starting and paid by ownership who has LITTERED football history with poor signings at the QB position ( among others of course)? Truly hysterical. This posting is about a former player and some halfwit takes a shot at Romo (…sniff) and her back gets up. Comedy can’t even be found on the internet better than this.
    Here’s the lesson:
    Never saw him play, huh?
    Sure. Not impressed, just like everyone that isn’t a blind Dallas loyalist.
    He’s like 27-12 as a starter.
    McNabb? 82-45-1
    His yards per attempt average is almost a yard more than McNabb’s
    And all that says is Romo has better players at the WR position to make plays downfield. Doesn’t make any sense to throw downfield to guys that won’t make the play. McNabb just WINS. Romo has the stats but yet curiously doesn’t play in January? Hmmmm…That’s a mystery.
    and they’re not close in TD percentage.
    When Romo plays a decade ( which he’s got no shot in hell of doing) we’ll see if that precious TD percentage stays in tact. His wins in the postseason WILL.
    In fact I believe that Romo leads all active players in both stats.
    LOL. This is where Ms Vaginatas skews the stats so he thinks he’s right. All active players? Dude has been a starter for TWO SEASONS and ten games . .He’s also way more accurate than McNabb. Completion percentage is not close even though McNabb spends a lot of time throwing short passes to Westbrook.
    Sure. And if Romo was throwing to Charles Johnson, Torrance Small, James Thrash, Todd Pinkston and Na Brown for the first 42 games of his career, I’m extremely confident that he would also have 81 tds passing.
    That doesn’t include playoff performances….since we all know how THAT goes for Tony.
    Oops…sorry.

  26. this shows how scripted and rehearsed t.o’s antics are. when confronted about his screw up he has nothing to say, and no one to blame. dont worry though give rosenhaus some time and t.o. will be able to spin this in a press conference.
    still couldnt care less though, as long as he catches 80 balls for the bills this year.

  27. from what I’ve read in comments
    “skank” and “euro-trash” fit it all best…..
    amazing what hot gals or ones with
    large chesticles can get away with
    imagine living wi/this woman-what
    a chore!

  28. Why are people complaining about her, now TO knows what its like to have a teammate whining at you when you are trying to help. How long before TO is doing this exact same thing in Buffalo.

  29. “Oh, I see. Can’t be a good player unless you win a playoff game or get to the Super Bowl. How convenient. And ignorant.”
    I freaking love how whenever it’s time to crap on McNabb, the only measure of success is a SB ring – but when Romo’s getting called out, ‘There’s so much more involved in being a good player’
    Dallas fans aren’t just classless rednecks, they’re also hypocrites..

  30. Just saw the “competition.” All I have to say is that Joanna is either a see you next Tuesday, or on the rag. What a class-A beyotch. She lost the race and she’s still flapping her gums.

  31. It’s just another indictment of the educational system and the total inability or willingness of most to develop their vocabulary skills beyond the “garbage mouth stage.”
    This is another example of one definition of that type of language….”the feeble attempts of an infantile mind to express itself.”

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