With Peter King on vacation, the keys to his Monday Morning Quarterback column will be given to a variety of guest columnists.
This week, it was retired quarterback Trent Green.
Next week, it’ll be an offensive lineman.
Dom Bonvissuto of SI.com has dropped a hint as to the guest writer’s identity: The player’s first name has one syllable, and his last name has one syllable.
Our guess was/is Matt Birk, but there are more offensive linemen with two syllables in their names.
Make your guesses in the comments. (And if you’re passing through Delaware, you might be able to place your bets on the proposition, too.)
Pat White
What’s a syllable?
BRING BACK THE ALL-CAPS HEADLINES!!!
Jeff Faine perhaps?
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
Okay, I suck at this game….
Matt Light
Nnammdi Asomugha? Yeah he’s a safety and not an OL, but I figured I should make this somewhat football related.
On to my point. What the he’ll, Mikey??? I got all these damn coats and nowhere to put them! PFT Planet, get your damn coats!
I’m sorry for being late to the party of the year. I run IE 8 and all day my lappy had a blank page when I typed in for PFT(not the fruity juice) finally I had enough sense to go on with my iPhone and it loaded but said user login not found… It found me yesterday! I had to re-register. Thank god not one of the two million+ PFT addicts want to be me.
I want my damn hamsters back. At least they have a great band, the suitable nodes.
Anywho, much love Mikey. Hope you don’t have buyers(or is it seller’s) remorse. This’ll be good for us.
I just want you to know I appreciate the shout out, and I will hold on to these damn coats for the legally required 120 days.
So wake up PFT planet. In the words of the iconic and immortal Big Tymers, “everybody, everybody get your coat on!”
jake long
My guess is the Brown’s first round draft pick this year: Cal’s Alex Mack
^ two syllable first name, I know.. but you never know..it is SI.com
“Make your guesses in the comments.”
My guess is it’s going to be boring and pointless again.
Hey Trent….thanks for all the info on concussions, quarterbacks, and your kids. If this was JuCo, A- in journalism, buddy!
Here is the entire list of two syllable current OL players:
Nick Cole (Eagles)
Jake Grove (Dolphins)
Jake Long (Dolphins)
Matt Light (Patriots)
Matt Birk (Ravens)
Ben Grubbs (Ravens)
Joe Reitz (Ravens)
Max Starks (Steelers)
Duane Brown (Texans)
Chris White (Texans)
Jake Scott (Titans)
Mike Goff (Chiefs)
Wade Smith (Chiefs)
John Wade (Raiders)
Dan Gay (Chargers)
Ben Muth (Chargers)
Doug Free (Cowboys)
Chris Snee (Giants)
Scott Wells (Packers)
Chris Clark (Vikings)
Keith Gray (Panthers)
Carl Nicks (Saints)
Zach Strief (Saints)
Marc Dile (Buccaneers)
Jeff Faine (Buccaneers)
James Lee (Buccaneers)
Rob Sims (Seahawks)
Mike Wahle (Seahawks)
Sorry that I ruined your a-lot-of-comments opportunity Florio.
Matt Light
Crap! That rules out Kyle Turley.
Pat White would make a better O-lineman than a QB.
Dick Dale
Tom Mack
Jeff Faine
Brett Favre
Matt Birk
Doo Kie
Ladainian Tomlinson
John Tait, formerly of the Bears. If I’m correct do I get a copy of your book?
Chris Snee
PK just moved to Boston. I’m betting on Matt Light, who is articulate and opinionated.
@Eagles247
If we could rate comments you’d get a 5/5.
@Pea Tear Griffin
Thanks
Mike Vick
… yeah hes getting THAT little interest
definitely Ross Tucker
I like Jake Long for it.
After sleeping on it, I figured the 1st was retired maybe the 2nd one is too. Hall of Famer Art Shell?
Dang! Ramsnation wins… well done.