Pacman Jones is back. Sort of.
Jones, who was cut by the Cowboys and remains unsigned by any NFL team, possibly has resurfaced in, of all places, Twitter.
Jones first tweeted on Friday night, explaining that his “publicist” has made him do it.
Though it’s not confirmed that “RealPacmanjones” is the real Pacman Jones, Bills safety Donte Whitner has vouched for him. (If, you know, it’s the real Donte Whitner.)
Still, we’re not ready to declare with certainty that it’s truly Pacman Jones. First of all, how in the hell can he afford a publicist? Second, if he’s trying to persuade some NFL team to give him a chance, why would he use the photo of his Zubaz dress suit, complete with baby blue hood? (Or maybe it’s a cape.)
Moreover, we’re not so sure that the real Pacman Jones would be extending so many positive words to the late Steve McNair, given that McNair’s “friend and bodyguard” Robert Gaddy (who reportedly found McNair’s body on Saturday) pressed charges against Jones barely two months after the Titans made him the sixth overall pick in the draft. There were rumors and rumblings at the time that McNair nudged Gaddy to push the issue, in order to teach Jones a lesson.
We’re still not sure whether any lessons have been learned by Jones, and we’re even less sure that we’ll see him playing football again in the NFL.
Heck, we’re not even close to being sure that “RealPacmanjones” is truly the real Pacman Jones. But apart from the McNair situation things are slow right now, so we’ll take whatever we can find.
Please advise where Pacman attended college. I think he might know Pat White. Thanks.
I sent a follower request to “RealPacmanJones”; woohoo!
You know what is strange, though. Didn’t he NOT want to get called by that nickname?
If it contains a slew of double negatives, misspellings and generally reads like it was written by a third grader, then it’s probably him.
You know…when he was in dallas he didn’t want tobe called Pacman… he wanted to be called SelfDetructiveDumfug.
“I’m sittin here in the skrip club with my boys makin it rain, well i ain’t got no money so its more like drizzle”
I don’t think that TURD is smart enough to figure out how to ‘tweet’ or ‘twit’ or whatever it is. It’s got to be an imposter. Whatever, I gotta go make it rain!!!!
Bingo, Brian. “Call me Adam” is tweeting as Pacman? Make it rain in the CFL, PacMadam.
His twitter name should be “skrip club ” then I would believe it’s the real “RainMan.”
If things are really that slow, you can always write about the weird mole on the back of my left calf…