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Thursday morning one-liners

An attempt to forecast a contract extension for Bills QB Trent Edwards in light of Chiefs QB Matt Cassel’s new deal.

Dave Hyde of the Sun-Sentinel laid down for a massage administered by Dolphins RB Ricky Williams.  [Editor’s note:  But did it move?]

Are the Patriots to quarterbacks what the Broncos once were to tailbacks?

The Jets sent e-mails to members of their waiting list announcing the availability of 2009 season tickets.

Said Ravens LB Terrell Suggs, “Both sides compromised a lot,
and now we came to an agreement — a great agreement — that we both felt
was great and now we can get back to the football.”

Chick Ludwig of the Dayton Daily News thinks the Bengals’ biggest issue is the offensive line.

The agent for C Alex Mack, the Browns’ top draft pick, says they will be creative in order to get Mack signed in time for camp.

Steelers LB James Harrison won a player survey as the toughest player in the AFC North.

Said Texans WR Mark Simmons, “I think if we do what we need to do, everything will take care of
itself.  I think we need to get over that hump, and we can do that by
keeping the turnovers down.  We are ready to get over that hump.”

Former Colts DB Nelson Munsey died at the age of 61 of heart disease.

Jaguars TE Marcedes Lewis acknowledges that he drops too many passes.

Reed Diehl, who spent time with the Titans in 2001, pleaded guilty to involvement in a $5 million Ponzi scheme. 

Said Broncos TE Daniel Graham of reuniting with coach Josh McDaniels, “It’s good just reuniting, getting back in this offense.  It’s been a lot of fun since he’s back here.” 

Bradford Doolittle of the Kansas City Star tries to project the Chiefs offensive line performance for the upcoming season.

The Raiders are launching a website to celebrate their 50th season.

Chargers QB Phillip Rivers’ biggest issue at wide receiver is making sure everyone gets enough balls thrown their way.

Jean-Jacques Taylor of the Dallas Morning News joins in the criticism of Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett’s “Black Olympics” video.

Giants OL Adam Koets is trying to carve out a spot as the backup center in addition to playing guard and tackle.

Eagles K David Akers and members of the U.S. soccer team engaged in a two-sport showcase at Lincoln Financial Field on Wednesday.

Said Redskins coach Jim Zorn of rookie CB Kevin Barnes, “He is not afraid to make a tackle. He can come up and pack a wallop when he gets there, especially on receivers.”

Brad Biggs of the Chicago Sun-Times breaks down the Bears linebackers.

The competition for backup receiver spots with the Lions will come down to helping on special teams.

Former RB Dorsey Levens will be inducted into the Packers Hall of Fame on Saturday.

The Vikings likely won’t select a player during Thursday’s supplemental draft.

Peter Schrager of FOXSports.com isn’t ready to call the Falcons the favorites in the NFC South.

A 1975 purple Chevy Caprice, worth $136,000, was stolen from Panthers LB Thomas Davis.

It has been a busy offseason for Saints DB Usama Young. 

Ira Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune thinks it is important for both the Buccaneers and QB Josh Freeman to make sure that Freeman is in camp on time.

The Cardinals struck a deal to run their own concessions starting in the 2010 season.

Rams executive V.P. of football operations Kevin Demoff said the team will continue to work toward a long-term agreement with S Oshiomogho Atogwe. 

Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle thinks Santa Clara would be a fine home for the 49ers.

Seahawks fans have high expectations for WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh.

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8 Responses to “Thursday morning one-liners”
  1. VoxVeritas says: Jul 16, 2009 10:33 AM

    Where’s Frenchy Taylor’s outrage at Larry the Cable Guy or Carlos Mencia?

  2. whatthehellisgoingonoutthere says: Jul 16, 2009 11:30 AM

    A 75 Caprice Classic worth $136,000?????? He got robbed when he bought the car!

  3. JohnComp12 says: Jul 16, 2009 11:41 AM

    Sorry Ricky I only get massages that have happy endings.

  4. olcap says: Jul 16, 2009 11:47 AM

    When you have Bill Belicheat speaking through your helmet to throw the ball to a receiver who will definitely be open because you’ve cheated and know the defense the opponent is running against you on that play, one of the children I left in the pool this morning would look stellar at QB.

  5. Darth Ringo says: Jul 16, 2009 12:50 PM

    Steelers LB James Harrison won a player survey as the toughest player in the AFC North.
    ——————–
    Ray Lewis wonders if James Harrison’s toughness makes him like Jesus.

  6. The Real Shuxion says: Jul 16, 2009 1:09 PM

    “Steelers LB James Harrison won a player survey as the toughest player in the AFC North.”
    Not to mention a great father and a having a great backhand (Ask the woman he put in her place.)

  7. db3300 says: Jul 16, 2009 1:32 PM

    “Said Texans WR Mark Simmons…”
    I live in Houston and I’ve never heard of this guy. You must have to do a lot of scraping the bottom of the barrel to find even one thing about some teams this time of year.
    A receiver, huh? The hell you say. Aundre Johnson, Aundre Davis, Kevin Walter, and Jacoby Jones. So the #5 WR (at best) coming off his rookie season (I had to look it up) where he didn’t play a single down says something important enough to wind up here? I hope he printed this page as a remembrance to his career before he gets cut during the 1st week of camp.

  8. Kevin from Philly says: Jul 16, 2009 7:34 PM

    Was there a $200,000 set of golf clubs in the trunk of that Chevy, too?

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