http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Sat, 25 May 2013 13:08:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201633 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:34:51 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201633 Was there a $200,000 set of golf clubs in the trunk of that Chevy, too?

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201632 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:32:36 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201632 “Said Texans WR Mark Simmons…”
I live in Houston and I’ve never heard of this guy. You must have to do a lot of scraping the bottom of the barrel to find even one thing about some teams this time of year.
A receiver, huh? The hell you say. Aundre Johnson, Aundre Davis, Kevin Walter, and Jacoby Jones. So the #5 WR (at best) coming off his rookie season (I had to look it up) where he didn’t play a single down says something important enough to wind up here? I hope he printed this page as a remembrance to his career before he gets cut during the 1st week of camp.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201631 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:09:04 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201631 “Steelers LB James Harrison won a player survey as the toughest player in the AFC North.”
Not to mention a great father and a having a great backhand (Ask the woman he put in her place.)

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201630 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:50:28 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201630 Steelers LB James Harrison won a player survey as the toughest player in the AFC North.
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Ray Lewis wonders if James Harrison’s toughness makes him like Jesus.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201629 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:47:50 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201629 When you have Bill Belicheat speaking through your helmet to throw the ball to a receiver who will definitely be open because you’ve cheated and know the defense the opponent is running against you on that play, one of the children I left in the pool this morning would look stellar at QB.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201628 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:41:58 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201628 Sorry Ricky I only get massages that have happy endings.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201627 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:30:21 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201627 A 75 Caprice Classic worth $136,000?????? He got robbed when he bought the car!

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/16/thursday-morning-one-liners-26/#comment-201626 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:33:01 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=32703#comment-201626 Where’s Frenchy Taylor’s outrage at Larry the Cable Guy or Carlos Mencia?

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