On Tuesday, Florio put out the challenge to create the goofiest/groan-inducing headline.
Here’s my entry for the day.
[Editor's note: I would have gone with "Unger, Seahawks not an odd couple."]
The Seahawks agreed to terms with second-round offensive lineman Max Unger to a four-year deal. He will earn $1.95 guaranteed in a contract that climbs over $3 million, according to the Seattle Times.
Unger can play multiple positions, but it appears he’ll start his career out in Seattle at guard.
He could challenge for a starting job right away.
Let’s hope he becomes a star, because Max Unger is a classic name for an offensive lineman. Fun to write. If you are born Max Unger, there is no way you’re returning punts.
That title was craptastic.
BTW, Unger will be a bust.
Good One! Gets my vote!
Max Unger with the Hunger to win!
Clever pun.. Really
This guy is good. Real good.
Will he be Unger Rated or an Unger Achiever?
I’d Ungerstand if you don’t like those puns.
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TheVillain112 says:
BTW, Unger will be a bust.
Yeah, the dude can only play two positions at a high level!
Are you stuck on stupid, or is it just a Wednesday thing?
how about (hopefully soon) “Packers pay for a BJ”
how about (hopefully soon) “Packers pay for a BJ”