Comments on: Glazer desecrates Mort's bus

By: CardHock

CardHock — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:39:13 +0000

Mort has more Agent dick in his mouth than just about any sports journalist alive. He is so busy suckin on Tom Condon i dont see how he has time to do much else.

By: Whodey08

Whodey08 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:02:45 +0000

What is this ESPN? Is it a sports channel?
I watch Speed, Fox, Versus, Outdoor, NFLN, so what is this ESPN? And what are they the world wide leader of? Crap?

By: yoyo

yoyo — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:02:18 +0000

And the 5% you are speaking of……..the Obamaites.

By: snccoach

snccoach — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:37:58 +0000

I’m surprised Glazer’s 4’10” a** could even reach the bus.

By: jimicos

jimicos — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:38:20 +0000

Florio hates Terry Bradshaw.

By: BernardPollardIsAnAss

BernardPollardIsAnAss — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:24:44 +0000

Mort’s been punked.

By: Dewey Axewound

Dewey Axewound — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:15:54 +0000

Florio,
I get that Glazer could rear-naked-choke you out in less than a nano-second, but you can tone down the worship a bit.
Also, I refuse to watch or endorse anything ESPN (except the actual MNF games, of course) until they give Rush his job back.
Firing a man for speaking the truth–however ugly/un-PC it may be–is even worse than the blowhards and their annoying catchphrases and the network’s biased, myopic coverage.
Besides, if NBC can have Olberwoman and his snide insinuations, then why not?

By: ShowMeYourTDS

ShowMeYourTDS — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:14:46 +0000

I thought Jay was white too
But this is absolutely priceless
just having some harmless fun and now a restraining order for the jokster

By: topcide

topcide — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:36:08 +0000

I was hoping to see some poo smearing going on.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:01:55 +0000

Fan Nation at SI.com quoted this report without the part at the end about it being a joke. Let the fun begin.

By: Walt

Walt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:56:15 +0000

Can’t stand either one of them, they’re both sub-par when it comes to actual information being correct. If I want any inside info anymore I wait for the Charlie Caserly segment to come on. After that I wait for the 1:00 hour because all these pre-game shows are a joke anymore. Berman still talks like he needs the respirator on hand, es-pin yells and screams, just BS to me, CBS is another joke, Sharpe’s too ego-driven and the rest of them don’t interest me ‘cept for Caserly, and FOX is just plain idiotic anymore, I held out hope for Howie Long, but he’s dumbed down too from working too long w/ Bradshaw. Even the comedian they have on there started boring me a year ago, get some different impressions pal. And of course does that ugly weather girl need one more surgery or another Dan Marino pick me up with that crooked diet plan, God, she’s uggggly

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:39:43 +0000

Yeah, the whole Mort on the bus thing blows. But what did you expect? It’s probably Kornheiser’s old bus from MNF, so the taint of suckiness hasn’t worn off yet.

By: eeerockski

eeerockski — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:18:40 +0000

I get it now. My mistake.

By: eeerockski

eeerockski — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:17:29 +0000

I don’t get it. I realize the painting if Mort on the bus is lame, but wtf?

By: Devils Advocate

Devils Advocate — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:16:20 +0000

hey Glazer !
good one that was wicked pissaaaaaahhhhhhh!
you just went up 10 notches in my book.
sorry Morty, you took the high hard on that one.

By: TCH4ever

TCH4ever — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:55:17 +0000

I thought Jay was white???

By: Travis

Travis — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:48:32 +0000

Totally staged even Mort reports about it on his twitter page twitter.com/mortreport
“As I predicted “Mort Bus” headed for graffiti. Jay Glazer is first to do the honors. Pictures coming!”

By: killachap

killachap — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:43:20 +0000

I agree, ESPN is horrible and the sad thing is they are too arrogant to notice and or care. Let’s keep ripping them to shreds……
Is it just me or has Glazer gotten a little bit cocky since he started this MMA thing?

By: Brownwood26

Brownwood26 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:14:46 +0000

Good. That drawing of Mort is completely awful anyway. Glazer actually made it look better…

By: billsfanaddict

billsfanaddict — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:22:33 +0000

…and after the mushroom cloud disperses enough to see the few remaining stragglers crawling away…
bomb them again, nuclear style

By: Ashley Schaeffer BMW

Ashley Schaeffer BMW — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:14:09 +0000

As a journalist myself, this Florio/Glazer slurp job makes me want to quit my job. This is NFL news how? Florio, you disappoint me, there surely could have been an anti-Vick angle you could have worked in there some how but you were lazy… or too busy slurping Glazer because he has a spay tan and like MMA and you’re scared of what he might do to you if you don’t ‘massage his ego’

By: Abe Froeman

Abe Froeman — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:34:41 +0000

That’s actually pretty artistic. Not bad Glaze.

By: RedskinPete

RedskinPete — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:12:20 +0000

florio here live reporitng on a guy who reports……….brilliant ! now your thinking with your dipstick jimmy

By: INVAIDUH

INVAIDUH — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:47:09 +0000

oly…yeah I know.

By: INVAIDUH

INVAIDUH — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:14:32 +0000

Don’t “Let it die” as EdReedfoprez says
It’s a B.S. sports monoply…
Drop bombs….
& When they stop glowing drop more…
ESPN SUX.

By: adamc0nley

adamc0nley — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:56:34 +0000

Glazer has a manly tan.

By: Travis

Travis — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:49:47 +0000

Shoe Polish

By: mvlonergan

mvlonergan — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:38:11 +0000

Imagining Mort’s reaction: “Who did that? I’m gonna kick his … what … it was Glazer? I’m gonna put a restraining order on that guy.”

By: EdReed4prez

EdReed4prez — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:34:10 +0000

Florio I get it… ESPN sucks… I agree… Let it die already.
Rather than point fingers and be the kid who points out the big kids mistakes, just be the guy who gets paid less and writes about everything (no matter how trivial). Us non-lawyers call that taking the high road.

By: INVAIDUH

INVAIDUH — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:33:53 +0000

Funny as s#!t….
Mort…ESPN…
They both suck…