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Brennan says he's not the latest target of Yoko Romo

Jessica Simpson is on the market again, after being dumped by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo just before her first annual 29th birthday.

Somehow, rumors have emerged that Simpson is sweet on Redskins backup Colt Brennan.

Brennan recently denied the rumors.

“My life coach, Chris Cooley, said that I should neither confirm nor
deny it,” Brennan said, via USA Today.  “But me being an honest guy, I have no idea
what that’s about
.”

Our initial reaction was that the age difference would be too great, given that Simpson is 29 and Brennan is only a second-year player.  But, as it turns out, today is Brennan’s 26th birthday.

The bigger hurdle, in our view, is that Brennan is not yet on the same plane as Simpson.  If, however, he gets a chance to play this year, maybe they’ll cross paths on the “B-” list.

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33 Responses to “Brennan says he's not the latest target of Yoko Romo”
  1. empty13 says: Aug 16, 2009 12:29 PM

    well, florio, if yer going to be a gossip columnist, u need T.O’s take on all this…

  2. The Real Shuxion says: Aug 16, 2009 12:31 PM

    I would still drill her.

  3. kjl451 says: Aug 16, 2009 12:32 PM

    Key words in that quote – “My life coach, Chris Cooley…”

  4. THEredskin says: Aug 16, 2009 12:38 PM

    “My life coach, Chris Cooley, said that I should neither confirm nor deny it,”
    funny

  5. VonClausewitz says: Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM

    My life coach, Chris Cooley…muahahaha. Give Chris Cooley a television show stat!

  6. JSpicoli says: Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM

    I ;like a good rumour as much as the next guy, but this is dumb.

  7. RexRyan'sStressedLapband says: Aug 16, 2009 12:42 PM

    Did I suddenly stumble from PFT to OMG!? I don’t give a shit who’s dating who. And before people say skim past it…no quit worrying about who’s screwing who, and worry about giving me football news. I don’t pay for this kind of crap….oh wait…n/m

  8. empty13 says: Aug 16, 2009 12:43 PM

    here we go..
    “My life coach, Chris Cooley…”

  9. patspsycho says: Aug 16, 2009 12:45 PM

    “My life coach, Chris Cooley..”
    Very funny.
    This guy has a sharp sense of humor.

  10. Pack_Attack says: Aug 16, 2009 12:46 PM

    Good, maybe she’ll stop calling me now.

  11. StartTarvaris says: Aug 16, 2009 12:48 PM

    ROMOWNED

  12. ☻☼CBS, FOX, ESPN, NFLN nbc says: Aug 16, 2009 1:15 PM

    If he wants HIV/Aids he’ll get with that.

  13. wrath4771 says: Aug 16, 2009 1:15 PM

    Colt seems like a nice guy and all, but I just don’t see what Joe Simpson sees him. Joe usually likes to date guys that make more money than his daughter. Then again, she probably has fallen significantly off the map enough that a back up quarterback makes more than her. Poor Joe. I guess he has Fall Out Boy to fall back on.

  14. EskinSux says: Aug 16, 2009 1:57 PM

    How soon til she is a Jenny Craig spokesperson?

  15. DCSNIPA202 says: Aug 16, 2009 2:00 PM

    She have saw that video him an Cooley did, where Colt played Tony, Florio did you ever get the second video? J-WIT DAWG LOL

  16. jas7n says: Aug 16, 2009 2:10 PM

    funny thing to me was always that Romo was known to have a crush on her early on when he first became the Cowboys starting QB. it was one of those “get to know the new guy” commentary things during a game broadcast. but she never responded until he became popular then all of a sudden it was “Jessica wants Cowboys starting QB.”
    i don’t really give a crap either way haha, i just always found it really lame she wouldn’t date him until he became more “famous.” ppl are so fake. if Brennan wins a starting job someday and gets his team to the playoffs maybe he really will get that phone call from Jessica’s “people” haha

  17. tom coughlin's coat holder says: Aug 16, 2009 2:45 PM

    florio ratings…c’mon.

  18. Child_Please! says: Aug 16, 2009 2:58 PM

    Chris Cooley is his “life coach”?
    I thought that was the parents job? Colt’s parents must be pretty stupid for Colt to have to turn to retard Cooley to be his life coach.
    Brennan must be a real dipsh!t.

  19. MaineMan says: Aug 16, 2009 3:05 PM

    Brennan and Kathy Griffin would make a comment-worthy pairing. Or is she still dating Bristol Palin’s ex?

  20. rayg says: Aug 16, 2009 3:21 PM

    Age difference? So what if there was a large age difference! What century did you grow up in Florio? Milfing is all the rage, especially among celebrities. Just ask Ashton.

  21. Dont Taze Me Bro says: Aug 16, 2009 3:27 PM

    Blaming Jessica Simpson is easier than admitting that your team just isn’t good enough.

  22. savagenation says: Aug 16, 2009 4:12 PM

    Still can’t compete with Joe’s Willie Namath. he got more ass than a rental car….

  23. MaineMan says: Aug 16, 2009 4:45 PM

    @ Child_Please! —
    You really need to take your snark sensors in for a good cleaning.
    Soon.

  24. EskinSux says: Aug 16, 2009 4:58 PM

    Ha Ha….And all this time i thought it was Vox-O-Romo……..Go figure……

  25. descendency says: Aug 16, 2009 5:55 PM

    Once apon a time, when Jessica Simpson was attractive…

  26. MitchAlbom'sEars says: Aug 16, 2009 6:01 PM

    Florio do you pass notes to your co workers ?
    Is this 6th grade or a pro football website ?
    Even the National Enquirer this you are lame.

  27. as big as a hat says: Aug 16, 2009 6:30 PM

    If Brennan doesn’t start playing better he might not even get a sniff at Charlie Weis-Simpson’s even less-talented sister.

  28. FumbleNuts says: Aug 16, 2009 6:36 PM

    The Colt probably has wanted to tap her for a long time. Next year it will be ANOTHER QB Like………..Brady Quinn.

  29. VoxVeritas says: Aug 16, 2009 7:07 PM

    Brennan need to spend more time at practice, less time trying to be funny. Seriously, the guy sits behind Jason Campbell. And they’d both be sitting behind Q Carter if he could put the bong down now and then.

  30. toonster says: Aug 16, 2009 7:19 PM

    life coach … awesome …

  31. Annuvin says: Aug 16, 2009 8:30 PM

    Our initial reaction was that the age difference would be too great, given that Simpson is 29 and Brennan is only a second-year player.
    —————————————
    On a mental level however, Brennan has to be at least 5 years her senior. Haven’t you ever heard the girl open her mouth?

  32. tj.52 says: Aug 17, 2009 2:33 PM

    “maybe they’ll cross paths on the “B-” list.”
    —————————————————-
    Wow, what list does that put the rest of us on – what comes after Z?

  33. bake says: Sep 3, 2009 8:23 AM

    Brennan is the man!!!!!!!
    i’d love to have a chance with Jessica, even the new portly version.
    now if you’ll excuse me I have an appointment with my life coach, j-wit dawg

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