Jessica Simpson is on the market again, after being dumped by Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo just before her first annual 29th birthday.
Somehow, rumors have emerged that Simpson is sweet on Redskins backup Colt Brennan.
Brennan recently denied the rumors.
“My life coach, Chris Cooley, said that I should neither confirm nor
deny it,” Brennan said, via USA Today. “But me being an honest guy, I have no idea
what that’s about.”
Our initial reaction was that the age difference would be too great, given that Simpson is 29 and Brennan is only a second-year player. But, as it turns out, today is Brennan’s 26th birthday.
The bigger hurdle, in our view, is that Brennan is not yet on the same plane as Simpson. If, however, he gets a chance to play this year, maybe they’ll cross paths on the “B-” list.