Comments on: Brennan says he's not the latest target of Yoko Romo

By: bake

bake — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:23:44 +0000

Brennan is the man!!!!!!!
i’d love to have a chance with Jessica, even the new portly version.
now if you’ll excuse me I have an appointment with my life coach, j-wit dawg

By: tj.52

tj.52 — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:33:21 +0000

“maybe they’ll cross paths on the “B-” list.”
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Wow, what list does that put the rest of us on – what comes after Z?

By: Annuvin

Annuvin — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:30:24 +0000

Our initial reaction was that the age difference would be too great, given that Simpson is 29 and Brennan is only a second-year player.
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On a mental level however, Brennan has to be at least 5 years her senior. Haven’t you ever heard the girl open her mouth?

By: toonster

toonster — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:19:04 +0000

life coach … awesome …

By: VoxVeritas

VoxVeritas — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:07:46 +0000

Brennan need to spend more time at practice, less time trying to be funny. Seriously, the guy sits behind Jason Campbell. And they’d both be sitting behind Q Carter if he could put the bong down now and then.

By: FumbleNuts

FumbleNuts — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:36:30 +0000

The Colt probably has wanted to tap her for a long time. Next year it will be ANOTHER QB Like………..Brady Quinn.

By: as big as a hat

as big as a hat — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:30:02 +0000

If Brennan doesn’t start playing better he might not even get a sniff at Charlie Weis-Simpson’s even less-talented sister.

By: MitchAlbom'sEars

MitchAlbom'sEars — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:01:42 +0000

Florio do you pass notes to your co workers ?
Is this 6th grade or a pro football website ?
Even the National Enquirer this you are lame.

By: descendency

descendency — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:55:13 +0000

Once apon a time, when Jessica Simpson was attractive…

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:58:01 +0000

Ha Ha….And all this time i thought it was Vox-O-Romo……..Go figure……

By: MaineMan

MaineMan — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:45:18 +0000

@ Child_Please! –
You really need to take your snark sensors in for a good cleaning.
Soon.

By: savagenation

savagenation — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:12:22 +0000

Still can’t compete with Joe’s Willie Namath. he got more ass than a rental car….

By: Dont Taze Me Bro

Dont Taze Me Bro — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:27:24 +0000

Blaming Jessica Simpson is easier than admitting that your team just isn’t good enough.

By: rayg

rayg — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:21:10 +0000

Age difference? So what if there was a large age difference! What century did you grow up in Florio? Milfing is all the rage, especially among celebrities. Just ask Ashton.

By: MaineMan

MaineMan — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:05:16 +0000

Brennan and Kathy Griffin would make a comment-worthy pairing. Or is she still dating Bristol Palin’s ex?

By: Child_Please!

Child_Please! — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:58:46 +0000

Chris Cooley is his “life coach”?
I thought that was the parents job? Colt’s parents must be pretty stupid for Colt to have to turn to retard Cooley to be his life coach.
Brennan must be a real dipsh!t.

By: tom coughlin's coat holder

tom coughlin's coat holder — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:45:54 +0000

florio ratings…c’mon.

By: jas7n

jas7n — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:10:12 +0000

funny thing to me was always that Romo was known to have a crush on her early on when he first became the Cowboys starting QB. it was one of those “get to know the new guy” commentary things during a game broadcast. but she never responded until he became popular then all of a sudden it was “Jessica wants Cowboys starting QB.”
i don’t really give a crap either way haha, i just always found it really lame she wouldn’t date him until he became more “famous.” ppl are so fake. if Brennan wins a starting job someday and gets his team to the playoffs maybe he really will get that phone call from Jessica’s “people” haha

By: DCSNIPA202

DCSNIPA202 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:00:45 +0000

She have saw that video him an Cooley did, where Colt played Tony, Florio did you ever get the second video? J-WIT DAWG LOL

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:57:49 +0000

How soon til she is a Jenny Craig spokesperson?

By: wrath4771

wrath4771 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:15:36 +0000

Colt seems like a nice guy and all, but I just don’t see what Joe Simpson sees him. Joe usually likes to date guys that make more money than his daughter. Then again, she probably has fallen significantly off the map enough that a back up quarterback makes more than her. Poor Joe. I guess he has Fall Out Boy to fall back on.

By: ☻☼CBS, FOX, ESPN, NFLN nbc

☻☼CBS, FOX, ESPN, NFLN nbc — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:15:15 +0000

If he wants HIV/Aids he’ll get with that.

By: StartTarvaris

StartTarvaris — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:48:18 +0000

ROMOWNED

By: Pack_Attack

Pack_Attack — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:46:39 +0000

Good, maybe she’ll stop calling me now.

By: patspsycho

patspsycho — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:45:11 +0000

“My life coach, Chris Cooley..”
Very funny.
This guy has a sharp sense of humor.

By: empty13

empty13 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:43:35 +0000

here we go..
“My life coach, Chris Cooley…”

By: RexRyan'sStressedLapband

RexRyan'sStressedLapband — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:45 +0000

Did I suddenly stumble from PFT to OMG!? I don’t give a shit who’s dating who. And before people say skim past it…no quit worrying about who’s screwing who, and worry about giving me football news. I don’t pay for this kind of crap….oh wait…n/m

By: JSpicoli

JSpicoli — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:31 +0000

I ;like a good rumour as much as the next guy, but this is dumb.

By: VonClausewitz

VonClausewitz — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:03 +0000

My life coach, Chris Cooley…muahahaha. Give Chris Cooley a television show stat!

By: THEredskin

THEredskin — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:38:13 +0000

“My life coach, Chris Cooley, said that I should neither confirm nor deny it,”
funny