Bengals finagle an alleged flasher

The beat goes on in Cincinnati.

Though Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb might be trying to create his own home for wayward NFL souls in Philly, Bengals owner Mike Brown continues to be the king of second chances.

And third chances. 

And sixth chances.

The Bengals, as reported last week by FOX, made an offer for quarterback Mike Vick.  This week, the Bengals have signed a tight end who was arrested earlier this year for obscenity, public drunkenness, and lewd conduct.

In early May, Kolo Kapanui and receiver Biren Ealy allegedly were urinating in public.  When told by a woman who witnessed the incident to cease and desist, Kapanui allegedly turned to the woman and made lewd comments while fondling himself.

The Saints promptly cut both of them.  The Ravens signed Ealy last month, and now Kapanui has a new city in which he can continue to pursue his allegedly hobbies.

The Bengals, who have suffered a rash of tight end injuries, also signed J.P. Foschi, a tight end who recently was waived by the Raiders.

Hey, if nothing else, Kapanui’s presence could generate some interesting footage for Hard Knocks

Good thing it’s on HBO.
 

15 responses to “Bengals finagle an alleged flasher

  1. Seriously Florio?
    You have gotta be f’n kidding me that you don’t recall that woman was your mother that he flashed?
    Anyways Whorio…..the guy was acquitted of all charges, since she was “colorblind”, sorry I know you didn’t want that to get out. But you…..you have been charged with fraudulent journalism, lewd spell checking, and fondling young minds…..
    Grow UP….and you call yourself and EX lawyer….meh
    nbcsports.tmz.com

  2. Seriously Florio?
    You have gotta be f’n kidding me that you don’t recall that woman was your mother that he flashed?
    Anyways Whorio…..the guy was acquitted of all charges, since she was “colorblind”, sorry I know you didn’t want that to get out. But you…..you have been charged with fraudulent journalism, lewd spell checking, and fondling young minds…..
    Grow UP….and you call yourself an EX lawyer….meh
    nbcsports.tmz.com

  3. Not that I’m surprised. But did you happen to mention any of this when Ealy signed with the Ravens? Let me guess NO! All is well if anyone else signs players that have past issues. Just not the Bengals….

  4. These guys are nothing more than training camp fodder. Warm bodies to take snaps during drills while Daniel Coats recovers from an ankle sprain and Chase Coffman continues to come back from a broken foot he suffered at the end of his college career. These 2 guys will be gone in a few weeks.

  5. Or, in this case, maybe they could call it “Soft” Knocks…?
    Trees on the mountain sighed and the swine flew east, flew west, flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

  6. Can you imagine that, you are holding your johnson, draining the main vein, and a woman asks you to “cease and desist”. Its impossible, Ok, maybe he shouldn’t have wagged it in front of her and asking if she wouldn’t mind giving him a hand but really, she should have realize that you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube sort of speak.
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  7. seriously florio?? where you born in Pittsburgh??? why must you ‘overblow’ everything the Bengals do.. check your turd watch and pick on the real teams that deserve it..
    maybe you should change your name to Perez Hilton

  8. I’d be pissed too if some idiot comes along while I’m draining the snake and tells me to stop. Lucky he didn’t make like R Kelly.

  9. Any truth the Rumoer that Carson Palmer was actually going down on them and she wanted to join in?

  10. There is one thing you do not do publicly in New Orleans, URINATION! those cops will send you up the river for that one! Showing your bear breasts–no problem.

  11. AvoidLLOYD, no truth to that rumor at all. What actually happened was Ben Rothlisberger had just tried to rape the woman and she was traumatized by the smallness of his package. She then just wanted to see if all NFL players were similarly proportioned.

  12. wsandfoss12: That’s not a bad one…for you! I thought rape was legal haven’t the Bengals been raping their fans for the past oh I don’t know since the franchise rose up out of the stink that is Cincinnati?

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