Comments on: Michael Tunison on five players we're not allowed to hate

By: Pangwin

Pangwin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:26:29 +0000

@DeeDubb – Not that I am in any way an Eagles, fan or anything… but you may want to read the whole article and note that Florio didn’t write it! Typical Skins response… opening their mouths before they know anything about what is going on!

By: DeeDubb

DeeDubb — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:42:43 +0000

“So, however you feel about the Redskins (barf)”
Yet another occurrence of Florio showing his ASS. Being a shitty Eagles fan must be worse than it seems. I mean it’s a team that’s NEVER amounted to shit but a handful of “we came soooooooo close” coupled with the fact that their entire fan base consists of pathetically moronic, psychotic animals. Oh and those same dumbasses would consider that a compliment.
Keep up the great work Florio!

By: Dick Winniberg

Dick Winniberg — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:50:04 +0000

Tunison your a fag. Oher deserved to go to a top class organization like the Ravens, not a scum hole like Pittsburgh and all their gay fans (cough like you). Sit back, relax, and watch the Ravens destroy the Squeelers this year, while your rapist QB gets raped by the Ravens D! HAHAHAHA!!!!

By: meezle

meezle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:14:57 +0000

I’m going to start a new program,
Florio used to do one liners of said day
Mine will be called clown of the day, today the winner is….
Dewey Axewound
Sir you have been choosen for that absolutely nonsensical
comment you just left.
I must say I’m suprised to have found the ”cotd – clown of the day” so early but you are well deserving.
So for the remainder of the day I will make sure to remind everyone who our ”cotd” is.
Otherwise very good article, good points about campbell and I agree, although a 11-5 record would hurt my eagles

By: Dewey Axewound

Dewey Axewound — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:39:12 +0000

A pretty nice piece of writing for a bandwagon b1tch.
So, really, when I rip into the
purple-helmet polishing,
Stuart Smalley-loving,
horn-blowing,
braided pig-tail brandishing blatherskites for all their inane, incessant, hyperbolic, fanatical, cocksure, blind, raving, blowhardy, ubiquitous, moronoic, myopic, chest-thumping, braggadocious, presumptuous, ALL-CAPS jackassery, crap-spewing, in-your-face, self-assured, delusional, perennial Super Bowl blah blah BULLSH1T spewing constantly and loudly like a diarrhea-fountain out of the mouths of all those pre(op)-L.A. biQueens fans EACH and EVERY year on message boards and sports sites around the country, you’re saying I’m really just being a good a “good fan”?
Even when I remind them that their obnoxious delusion is strictly the HypeQueens’ domain? To be paper champions. Year in and year out. Like lemmings that jump off a cliff to their own death, or salmon swimming up stream to spawn and die–it’s as regular and as predictable as a natural life cycle, always ending the same way:
Disappointment/death. (same thing).
A cycle that goes: Boast, brag. Blah blah. Lose. Shut up. Disappear. Disappointment all over again (then a great Pandora’s box of memories springs open all over again, including 4 glorious embarrassments, Gary Anderson’s 38 yard work of art, Jim Marshall going backwards, and so on and so on…)
What about when I remind them of
Favre’s Pack-past, womanly indecision, failure to report to training camp, and diva-y behavior of the past, present, and future and how it’s going to really turn some of the players against him, fracture the locker room, create a cloud of purple stank and media distraction that will fester and bloom all season long, culminating in Favre sh1tting out his rotater cuff on the sideline sometime in November?
What about when I relentlessly remind them of the epic enormity of the distraction involved in this signing, coupled with the Williams drama, Harvin scrutiny, pressure on Childo, and the 100000 other forms of dysfunction and in-bickering and scandal and b1tching that abound in Queenville, how this coming season is already well on its way on the southbound express toward total trainwreckage?
How about when I hammer them over the head with Loveboat ride references, Wizzinators, scalped Super Bowl tickets, police chases, tumbleweeds in the Homodome, pot-soaked urine at the combine, StarCaps questions, Childo’s glowing dome, Wilf’s Favre-flavor-saver-moustache, Wade’s gossipy womanly b1tch-ness, Kluwe’s clubfoot hamshanks, Jared Allen’s midnight swerve-a-thons and cheap shots extraordinaire?
How about when I hound them for their hodge-podge team comprised of sell-outs, traitors, criminals, and assorted *marquee* names that hasn’t ever and won’t ever win doodley-SQAUT–like an even more feeble and pathetic version of the the Raiders and Redskins and Cowboys and even the Eagles, trying to buy themselves a little dignity and an elusive win?
What about when I bait the horn suckers that must always trumpet about how they’re a lock for the division, and the playoffs are all but a done-deal, and the Super Bowl is a veritable certainty, how I ream them for their blustery buffoonery and one-note blowhardiness?
You mean all the hatred and name-calling I both give and get is really just the result of me being a “good fan”?
Well good for me, then.
And f*ck you very much, BiQueen LOSERS.
P.S. Is ANYONE in the media immune from spewing this redemption crap about Vick?
If I hear the phrase “everyone deserves a second chance” or some variation thereof ONE more time about that sadistic lying criminal scumbag thug punk, I swear to God I’m gonna go all Jeffrey Dahmer on some dogs…

By: phily_phil

phily_phil — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:35:44 +0000

good article

By: momar3000

momar3000 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:02:20 +0000

Well thank you florio, looks like “KissingSuzieKolber” will have less readership (by atleast 1).
Go to hell Tunison, take your rapist QB with you.

By: Pangwin

Pangwin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:55:08 +0000

RE: Ravens “extremely contemptible team supported by even more loathsome fans”
Hey Pot, it’s the Kettle, you’re black!

By: ZombieRevolution

ZombieRevolution — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:19:19 +0000

“Even a casual reader of this site knows PFT readers bring the hate with an animalistic fervor. ”
You really should add Florio to this list of animalistic hate- see Favre, Brett and Warner, Kurt. We’re also not sure he can read, rumor is that he has a thousand monkies typing away daily.

By: daveskin

daveskin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:53:22 +0000

Good work Ape. I hope you can filthy this place up.

By: mustbechris

mustbechris — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:25:12 +0000

The Vick paragraph makes too much sense for the average PFTer. Just because of that, every comment after this will write this guy off as a hack writer and a moron.