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Rumble in Houston

The Saints and the Texans will play a preseason game on Saturday.  Today, they’re practicing together in Houston.

And they’re doing more than practicing.

A brawl erupted today after Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey and Texans linebacker DeMeco Ryans collided following a pass thrown behind Shockey by quarterback Drew Brees.

Here’s the video.  Shockey apparently was miffed that Ryans hit him before the ball arrived.  Within seconds, they were pushing and shoving and swinging, and Shockey was swarmed by blue jerseys.

The most intriguing aspect of the video, in our view?  Shockey’s teammates made only a perfunctory, half-hearted (as opposed to “Hoof Hearted“) effort to help him.

Per John McClain of the Houston Chronicle, there were a total of six fights during the session.

“It was very Gangs of New York-esque,” said Texans tackle/PFT Planet member Eric Winston.

It’s a shame Shockey’s first name isn’t “Bill.”
 

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51 Responses to “Rumble in Houston”
  1. rasalas says: Aug 20, 2009 1:45 PM

    It would be bigger news if NFL teams did NOT get into fights and scuffles when practicing together.

  2. WetHog says: Aug 20, 2009 1:46 PM

    Well I watched this video twice and each time it appeared to be as many gold Saints helmuts in the pile as blue Texans helmuts. Maybe it appeared like more Texans players because the Saints side of the field was away from the camera.
    Regardless, it would a story revolving around Shockey’s fellow teamates won’t come to his defense during a fight is a non-story.

  3. straverse says: Aug 20, 2009 1:47 PM

    Rumble? Brawl? Half-hearted effort? If you haven’t watched the video yet, don’t expect any of these things.

  4. tv says: Aug 20, 2009 1:48 PM

    I don’t think this had anything to do with the play. I believe that they were having a “friendly discussion” over who had the best tattoos.

  5. tv says: Aug 20, 2009 1:48 PM

    Also – at least Shockey didn’t pass out after this.

  6. Junior says: Aug 20, 2009 1:49 PM

    Quick, somebody call the commissioner, these guys need to be suspended for fighting…
    When are you gonna post that one Florio?

  7. Rex Grossman says: Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM

    The most intriguing aspect of the video, in my view? Shockey got his ass OWNED.
    Jeremy wouldn’t have come out of that pile alive if Rex Grossman wasn’t out with a bad hammy.

  8. Boudin says: Aug 20, 2009 1:50 PM

    looked to me that Ryans threw the first swing, albeit a limp wristed one, and Shockey came back full throttle.
    “Shockey’s teammates made only a perfunctory, half-hearted (as opposed to “Hoof Hearted”) effort to help him.”
    jeez, Floria… you’re only seeing what you want to see.

  9. FrankfordYellowJackets says: Aug 20, 2009 1:51 PM

    I didn’t see it. Florio you’re a washwoman.

  10. HarrisonHits says: Aug 20, 2009 1:53 PM

    Geeze the guy barely touched Shockey during the play, nothing for him to be upset about. But once Shockey gave him a little nudge Ryans certainly appeared to get the better of it.
    And it was a halfhearted effort by the other Saints players. A bunch of the Texans piled on and finally some Saints came to the rescue. Sort of, a little bit.

  11. Philly5IsAlive says: Aug 20, 2009 1:56 PM

    Shockey better watch out or he gonna die from da dehydration

  12. jcasey says: Aug 20, 2009 1:59 PM

    You’re dumb. Ryans gave the first shove and there were plenty of Saints involved in the fight. I don’t like Shockey much either, but you embellish your stories sometimes against players you obviously do not like. Maybe now that you are actually part of the media, you should try to be impartial.

  13. mrf47 says: Aug 20, 2009 2:02 PM

    Shockey is an A-hole. Brees threw the ball behind him on purpose.

  14. The Dox says: Aug 20, 2009 2:02 PM

    I watched that vid 3 times and it still makes me smile.
    Shockey is one of the biggest dickheads in the league in my opinion, and seeing him get thrown around like a ragdoll and dogpiled was just fantastic.
    Best post of the day, Florio.

  15. tommyjcaps says: Aug 20, 2009 2:04 PM

    It sure seemed like Shickey got pushed first…
    you made it seem like he was the trouble maker

  16. BernardPollardIsAnAss says: Aug 20, 2009 2:05 PM

    “I don’t think this had anything to do with the play. I believe that they were having a “friendly discussion” over who had the best tattoos.”
    Or the prettiest hair…

  17. Gallagher says: Aug 20, 2009 2:07 PM

    Regardless of how uneventful it looked, Shockey got B*TCHED by those guys…and with them wearing shorts as opposed to pads, I gotta imagine there was some below the belt shots taken in that scrum.

  18. Common Sense says: Aug 20, 2009 2:09 PM

    They should be suspended for EVER!!! Oh wait…..that’s only if they’re Raiders.

  19. Sofa King Great says: Aug 20, 2009 2:14 PM

    perfunctory… i was wondering where tiki went

  20. TylerDurden says: Aug 20, 2009 2:24 PM

    Cleary which ever player shoved Shockey should be getting counseling in anger management. And perhaps a 1-2 game suspension is in order as well. Afterall he did just get physical with an NFL employee. And no doubt Shockey will need counseling too, given the trauma he just suffered. It’s outrageous I tell you.

  21. -RoNiN- says: Aug 20, 2009 2:30 PM

    Hahahaha.. Shockey got THROWN to the ground!!! I watched the video a few times and it appeared to be #52 Adibi, Xavier.. he just gained a new fan!!!

  22. nps6724 says: Aug 20, 2009 2:35 PM

    “Regardless of how uneventful it looked, Shockey got B*TCHED by those guys”
    Is it surprising to see 2 guys get the better of 1 when all are about equal size? It’s not like a DT got dropped by the kicker and punter.

  23. broncoman says: Aug 20, 2009 2:38 PM

    Sofa King Great…actually, Tiki is with your mom now…that is where he ‘went’. Sorry to break the news to you first. Perhaps he can teach you a thing or to…about you know, being gay.

  24. DanSnyderSux says: Aug 20, 2009 2:48 PM

    It looks like Shockley was mad because the guy covering him held him a little bit. Poor baby!

  25. greg says: Aug 20, 2009 2:49 PM

    is there a bigger jerk in the nfl? man his act is old!

  26. Colts18 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:00 PM

    Maybe the saints just wanted to see what Shockey can do when hes actually trying to do something.

  27. Pantherfan10 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:05 PM

    If it was Steve Smith people would by crying like he murdered someone and call for a full year suspsension…
    Fights happen get over it

  28. TheDPR says: Aug 20, 2009 3:08 PM

    There are fewer guys in the NFL who are less likable than Shockey.

  29. Rick says: Aug 20, 2009 3:11 PM

    why is this even news worthy? No Patriot players were involved.

  30. bunker says: Aug 20, 2009 3:13 PM

    Shockey would fight a nun…

  31. Biff Henderson says: Aug 20, 2009 3:17 PM

    Bucklingknee Sickley can hold his own, unless your talking liquor.

  32. HarrisonHits says: Aug 20, 2009 3:18 PM

    “If it was Steve Smith people would by crying like he murdered someone and call for a full year suspsension…”
    Smith hit a player on his own team two different times, one of them I believe breaking a bone in his face. He damn well should have been suspended for that.

  33. spyboots says: Aug 20, 2009 3:22 PM

    On the “half-hearted” video, it sounds as if the announcer is saying, “who farted?”
    On the video of the “brawl,” it looks as though Ryans gave the first shove.

  34. spyboots says: Aug 20, 2009 3:23 PM

    I meant on the “HOOF-hearted” video it sounds like “who farted.”

  35. nato2424 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:24 PM

    shockeys a joke. why would anyone want this hot headed freak on there team

  36. MNFANINAZ says: Aug 20, 2009 3:28 PM

    Shockey got JACKED UP!

  37. patspsycho says: Aug 20, 2009 3:39 PM

    How shockey..

  38. Jackal138 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:45 PM

    # broncoman says: August 20, 2009 2:38 PM
    Sofa King Great…actually, Tiki is with your mom now…that is where he ‘went’. Sorry to break the news to you first. Perhaps he can teach you a thing or to…about you know, being gay.
    ——————
    Maybe you can tell us all about being gay, broncoman. Kyle Orton’s gonna give you lessons every Sunday from September to December! But not, of course, in January.

  39. peskys_pole says: Aug 20, 2009 3:48 PM

    Florio just wishes he was at the bottom of that pile of men!

  40. DG0122 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:56 PM

    that practice was open to fans and I was there…Shockey s a punk. He was running his mouth constantly in that period of practice

  41. DG0122 says: Aug 20, 2009 3:59 PM

    On the “half-hearted” video, it sounds as if the announcer is saying, “who farted?”
    Damn, spyboots, nothing gets by you does it?

  42. Jackal138 says: Aug 20, 2009 4:02 PM

    Why not “Shocker in Houston”?
    C’mon, guys! I was loving the funny titles.

  43. Hap says: Aug 20, 2009 4:02 PM

    I like this site, but the article is a piss poor synopsis of what happened. Check the video like the guys said.

  44. lionskeet says: Aug 20, 2009 4:20 PM

    Shockey is probably just hungover…No big deal.

  45. Bigbluefan says: Aug 20, 2009 4:28 PM

    Shocked that Shockey could not man up and got his ass kicked
    He was no good in NY and he sucks in NO the good news is he is not our problem
    We have a kid named Boss Kevin Boss may not ever be a HOFer but he does what he is asked to and does it well
    Shockey is a punk and glad he is NO issue

  46. rusH1023 says: Aug 20, 2009 4:30 PM

    Really ransalas? You’d like to read an article about how a pair of teams DIDN’T get into a fight? You idiot.

  47. SEANJOHN says: Aug 20, 2009 4:49 PM

    Im no Shocky fan however, If you think that Shocky got slammed you need to get off the Crackpipe

  48. DG0122 says: Aug 20, 2009 5:28 PM

    another angle of video on houstontexans.com shows more clearly Shockey got thrown down and pounced on by multiple Texans

  49. Niceh11 says: Aug 20, 2009 8:00 PM

    Floria–If you’re part of the meda, be objective dick. You’re obviously creating negativity towards a player you don’t like. Bad journalism.
    Also: You clowns think Shockey got thrown around? Are you on heroin? The guy takes on 2-3 blue Jerseys on his own and brings Ryans down the groud with him and you think he lost the fight? Have any of you wanksters ever even been in a fight? Get a clue.
    You’re all jokes. Shockey killed it.

  50. Niceh11 says: Aug 20, 2009 8:01 PM

    Bigbluefan: You’re the worst giant fan i’ve ever witnessed and you’re on drugs if you think shockey didn’t man up.

  51. Mangy66 says: Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM

    Is it just me, or did Shockey get owned in that fight?
    Go DeMeco!!!

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