Comments on: Titans-Cowboys one-liners

By: mannyfresh209

mannyfresh209 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:45:03 +0000

MrMagoo says about what VoxVeritas said:
August 22, 2009 2:31 PM
“Yeah, an overall Titans disappointment. I’m wondering if Jerry Jones didn’t plant some hard cash in various pocketses so as to ensure ‘his’ new venue got it’s first win.”
Yeah, that must be the only way that an awesome team like the Titans can be beat. Has nothing to do with the fact that their starting QB is an old, 250 pound alcoholic and his backup would struggle to get a job in the UFL.
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Or it could be that the Titans made the playoffs and had one of the best records in the NFL last season while the Cowboys folded like a lawnchair. Again.
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That (titans being terrible this year) could resemble the exact same thing the cowboys did. With the #1 overall seed in 2007, they end up flopping in 2008.
#1 seed in 2008 flops in 2009? I smell a conspiracy.

By: Jackal138

Jackal138 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:24:31 +0000

Said Cowboys WR Roy Williams, “It was cool, but it doesn’t count. I could always say that I caught the first ball in the stadium, but it doesn’t count. Hopefully, come Sunday night against the Giants, I’ll be able to say I caught the first ball at Cowboys Stadium.”
Don’t worry, you won’t be saying that. You’re Roy Williams, not Jason Witten.

By: Serr8d

Serr8d — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:19:36 +0000

The Cowgirls (and their owner) are a lot like their gawdawful new video monitor…
The flashiest boob-tube(s) that money can buy, and it will still get it’s backside kicked because it’s a lot low-hanging and fruity.

By: Jackal138

Jackal138 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:20:05 +0000

But Mr Magoo, didn’t you know?
The Cowboys are the flagship team of the NFL.
Ahahahaha!

By: mrmagoo

mrmagoo — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:17:38 +0000

VoxVeritas says:
August 22, 2009 2:31 PM
“Yeah, an overall Titans disappointment. I’m wondering if Jerry Jones didn’t plant some hard cash in various pocketses so as to ensure ‘his’ new venue got it’s first win.”
Yeah, that must be the only way that an awesome team like the Titans can be beat. Has nothing to do with the fact that their starting QB is an old, 250 pound alcoholic and his backup would struggle to get a job in the UFL.
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Or it could be that the Titans made the playoffs and had one of the best records in the NFL last season while the Cowboys folded like a lawnchair. Again.

By: VoxVeritas

VoxVeritas — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:31:49 +0000

“Yeah, an overall Titans disappointment. I’m wondering if Jerry Jones didn’t plant some hard cash in various pocketses so as to ensure ‘his’ new venue got it’s first win.”
Yeah, that must be the only way that an awesome team like the Titans can be beat. Has nothing to do with the fact that their starting QB is an old, 250 pound alcoholic and his backup would struggle to get a job in the UFL.

By: manofaiki

manofaiki — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:35:48 +0000

Also, last year on 76 Kickoffs the Cowboys had 0 Touchbacks.
Thus far with rookie kicker David Buehler handling the kick off duties in preseason they’ve had 2.
Folk, it must be remembered, is valued for the FG kicking ability and is coming off of surgery.
Hopefully he gets back on track soon.
And that video screen is awesome.
It just needs to be moved higher.

By: Serr8d

Serr8d — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 11:33:52 +0000

Yeah, an overall Titans disappointment. I’m wondering if Jerry Jones didn’t plant some hard cash in various pocketses so as to ensure ‘his’ new venue got it’s first win.
Can you imagine Jones’ crying and disappointment if he had lost?
If he was willing to spend $40M on that gawdawful video screen, what’s a few hundred well-placed thousands more?

By: VoxVeritas

VoxVeritas — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 11:00:14 +0000

I’m surprised that Florio didn’t make you write a set of one-liners that only mention the “grossly oversized television”.