After a relatively quiet summer, the “Days Without An Arrest” meter is zeroing out faster than a calculator with an ultrasensitive “C” button. (Sorry, it was the best I could do.)
According to Aaron Wilson of the Carroll County Times, Ravens rookie linebacker Tony Fein has been arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and assaulting a police officer at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore.
Per Wilson, the police currently are holding a press conference regarding the Saturday arrest.
Fein, 27, is a veteran of the Iraq War. He finished his college career last year at Mississippi.
Fein was the third NFL player to be arrested in three consecutive days.
UPDATE: The Ravens have issued a statement regarding the Fein arrest. “Like all citizens, Tony will get his due process and have his opportunity to explain,” the statement, um, states. “There are two sides to every story.”
He is gone anyway.
That makes his ‘one in a million’ chances of making the team even slimmer…
“So you’re saying there’s a chance!”
After a relatively quiet summer, the “Days Without An Arrest” meter is zeroing out faster than a calculator with an ultrasensitive “C” button. (Sorry, it was the best I could do.)
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If that’s the best you can do, just skip the joke.
No…really. Wow. That was really horrible.
The reason for Tony Fein’s rage is him holding in the knowledge of where the weapons of mass destruction are. No, wait, that’s not it. It never was.
OJ did it.
I wonder if he’ll be biting the dust.
Yeah that calculator joke was awful, Mike. What the hell.
Avon Barksdale did it.
How about, “the arrest meter is zeroing out faster then Michael Vick’s bank account”?
Avon Barksdale did it.
Since we’ve lost the beloved “Turd Watch” title; couldn’t it have at least been “an ultrasensitive T button?”
Raven Maniac….
If you’re attempting to quote Dumb and Dumber… it’s “So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance.”
not “So you’re saying there’s a chance.”
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4418304&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines
Great job!
I’m surprised you didn’t raise any red flags over “disorderly conduct”, the only thing Fain could be guilty of is being out while black. Don’t tell me that it never happens.