Comments on: Tony Romo has a built-in excuse, too

By: 10mm

10mm — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:12:51 +0000

When Tony Romo hears this crap he cries all the way to the bank with a hot chick on his arm.
MONEY FOR NOTHING, CHICKS FOR FREE.

By: empty13

empty13 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:29:11 +0000

hey, i use the term skullduggery periodically.
your allegations regarding its lack of use are repugnant, florio! and hideous too.
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rodgers actually played hurt in 2008. butterfingers had a hurt pinkie.
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the cowboys need to hire coach pantsdropper fom the bay area. paradoxically, he could straighten them out.
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6-44*
a collapse followed by a collapse. and preceded by a collapse vs. balto. bad news comes in threes! that means this must be the cowboys’ year…

By: texasPHINSfan

texasPHINSfan — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:49:30 +0000

jackal138 should get a copy of the book.

By: Dewey Axewound

Dewey Axewound — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:43:33 +0000

Witchcraft, huh?
I guess that finally explains it.
I mean, there’s just no other explanation for her fame, is there?
And let’s not even talk about her sister and her Michael Jackson nose.
(Well, Jessica is somewhat hot, if you’re into banging retards. Specifically, retards that have that whole bird-beak nose, spacey, buggy bird-eyed look, with a toothy over-bite, big ears, and that fat chick grandma-pants sort of look, then sure–she’s hot as hell. For ornithophiles.)

By: Dewey Axewound

Dewey Axewound — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:34:59 +0000

Jackal138 says:
August 25, 2009 1:04 PM
# VoxVeritas says: August 25, 2009 12:09 PM
Millions of bucks, banged Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Michelle Johnson, Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears now he’s allegedly humping a hot 22 year old E. Illinois coed and on top of that he got a $100,000 boat for his birthday and I’m supposed to believe that he’s cursed? Seriously?
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He also has a fat internet troll with a neckbeard to gleefully slobber on his knob every time PFT has a post about him, Jerry Jones, or the NFC East.
How lucky can one guy be!?
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I know!
Bash his teeth in with the butt end of your rifle!!
THAT’LL fix ‘em, won’t it?

By: spyboots

spyboots — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:09:06 +0000

I think KevinfromPhilly deserves a free copy of your book for his comment.

By: emoser

emoser — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:54:35 +0000

“# Jackal138 says: August 25, 2009 1:04 PM
# VoxVeritas says: August 25, 2009 12:09 PM
Millions of bucks, banged Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Michelle Johnson, Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears now he’s allegedly humping a hot 22 year old E. Illinois coed and on top of that he got a $100,000 boat for his birthday and I’m supposed to believe that he’s cursed? Seriously?
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He also has a fat internet troll with a neckbeard to gleefully slobber on his knob every time PFT has a post about him, Jerry Jones, or the NFC East.
How lucky can one guy be!?”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: mnmaverick

mnmaverick — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:25:14 +0000

The curse primarily focuses on impeding Romo’s ability to fall in love again, but football failure also was included. (She apparently had a coupon, or something.)
She possibly would have cursed Romo to forever look like Gomer Pyle, but someone already has beaten her to that one.
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If Tony speaks like a moron like Gomer Pyle, that will take care of the inability to land a woman part.

By: BorisBulldog

BorisBulldog — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:22:55 +0000

I doubt if anyone needs to put a curse on Romo!
If you’ve watched Romo play, you can see he can crap his own pants in big games without any help from a witch!

By: m2002m

m2002m — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:22:46 +0000

He already had a built-in excuse: He sucks.

By: spyboots

spyboots — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:19:18 +0000

Well, Romo could hire his own witch to reverse this spell. (He might have to drink something yucky or wear something that smells horrible, but I’m sure if he looks on the Internet, he dould find someone to remove the curse.)
PS – @ Vox – 5 for your comment

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:14:42 +0000

Ah, who are we kidding? Vox has been playing Dungeons and Dragons for years – if magic really worked, the Cowboys would have twenty Superbowls and he’d be dating Romo.

By: bonecity7

bonecity7 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:58:11 +0000

redsquare,
AMEN!! Thank you for posting that……way too many trolls in here!!!
Vox,
I don’t know if I’ve ever agreed with you before, but…I’m with you 100% on your 12:09 PM post!!!

By: texasPHINSfan

texasPHINSfan — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:50:43 +0000

jesus.
how old is jessica anyway? 5? she’s an idiot. this should make her radioactive to any other males she meets.

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:41:24 +0000

Jackal138 says:
August 25, 2009 1:04 PM
He also has a fat internet troll with a neckbeard to gleefully slobber on his knob every time PFT has a post about him, Jerry Jones, or the NFC East.
How lucky can one guy be!?
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Too funny……..I wonder if this Bromance info was taken from the National Enquirer. Sure as hell seems like it………

By: EskinSux

EskinSux — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:29:34 +0000

So………Florio is at the supermarket, waiting in the checkout line, scanning the tabloids, when he sees the words Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo on the cover of the National Enquirer. Hurriedly he puts his dented cans, half pound of bologna and Kraft mac n cheese on the belt. He flips thu the pages. wow he thinks…….What a great story. Alot better than the MJ is still alive and living in Graceland headliner…..I think this is news worthy enough to inform the football fans that visit my site…..Is this for real?…..

By: Hugh

Hugh — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:27:00 +0000

lol @ Vox defending Romo and Jerry.
What a homer and idiot.

By: andres

andres — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:10:20 +0000

redsquare and Florio sittin’ on a tree

By: Jackal138

Jackal138 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:04:39 +0000

# VoxVeritas says: August 25, 2009 12:09 PM
Millions of bucks, banged Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Michelle Johnson, Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears now he’s allegedly humping a hot 22 year old E. Illinois coed and on top of that he got a $100,000 boat for his birthday and I’m supposed to believe that he’s cursed? Seriously?
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He also has a fat internet troll with a neckbeard to gleefully slobber on his knob every time PFT has a post about him, Jerry Jones, or the NFC East.
How lucky can one guy be!?

By: INVAIDUH

INVAIDUH — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:03:33 +0000

Stop kissin’ a$$ redsquare.
Now you’re leaving “stupid comments”.
You’re not going to get a job.
Step off your soap box.

By: footballrulz

footballrulz — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:01:06 +0000

Only complaint I have about this site is the time it takes for reply to actually hit. I’m a pretty fast speed reader–how ’bout Florio and the rest of ‘em just open up new posts & pay me to look for the 7 Carlin words. You guys don;t need to waste your time doing that crap & I could work from home. How about it Flo? I’m reasonable when it comes to salary…Hell, it’s NBC’s money now anyway

By: footballrulz

footballrulz — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:57:16 +0000

Thank u redsquare

By: Fan_Of_ Four

Fan_Of_ Four — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:40:09 +0000

I have never been more attracted to Jessica as I am right now .

By: redsquare

redsquare — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:22:53 +0000

I really wish all of the “Florio, you suck” commenters would cut it out. You’re wasting everyone’s time filling these boards with useless junk.
Think what Florio writes isn’t worth much? Then don’t read it. How much less do you think your stupid comments are worth to everyone else? You’re just cluttering the page and wasting my time as I scan through comment after smartass comment from people who apparently think their contribution is somehow valuable to the rest of us.
It’s not.
Comment about the content of the story–discuss the issues. If you don’t like Florio, then write him an e-mail and insult him man to man. But you likely don’t have the guts to do that, so at least have the courtesy to spare us all from your insecure, gutless whining here.

By: VonClausewitz

VonClausewitz — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:19:01 +0000

LOL this sounds about right for Jessica Simpson.

By: VoxVeritas

VoxVeritas — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:09:58 +0000

Millions of bucks, banged Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Michelle Johnson, Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears now he’s allegedly humping a hot 22 year old E. Illinois coed and on top of that he got a $100,000 boat for his birthday and I’m supposed to believe that he’s cursed? Seriously?

By: myasylum

myasylum — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:01:01 +0000

I really hope thats not true. Not that I’m a fan of hers, but to think anyone would do such a thing saddens me.

By: Joe in Toronto, Canada

Joe in Toronto, Canada — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:00:24 +0000

He doesn’t only look like Gomer Pyle, he’s like him in other ways too.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By: Jackal138

Jackal138 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:52:18 +0000

If Romo was that bad at football WITHOUT a curse, I’d hate to see how bad he is with it.
Or maybe it’s like combining a negative with a negative, this curse will cancel out whatever bad juju caused 44-6, thus allowing him to finally win a playoff game?
I can’t wait until the end of next season, when Cowboys fans can go back to the ultimately logical argument of blaming a dude’s girlfriend for how he performs (or fails to perform) on field.

By: wydok

wydok — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:45:38 +0000

God bless Jessica Simpson.