Comments on: Friday morning one-liners

By: SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK

SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:34:59 +0000

Florio = nimrod supreme

By: SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK

SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:27:23 +0000

Super Bowl preview today at 5:00, Falcons vs. Chargers. Steelers don’t make it back ‘cos Ben be thinkin’ with his Dick Dastardly. Florio has the automatic checker scanning for the seven “colorful metaphors”, sooooooooo………… Equationmania!:
Tom Brady > Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger Florio, Jr.
Brass Monkey The Office

By: jimicos

jimicos — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:14:17 +0000

You need to check the transcript. I’m 95% sure Jared Allen said they’re a “hit you in the knee” type of defense.

By: JayBot

JayBot — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:52:32 +0000

“Bills WR Terrell Owens caught passes during individual drills at Thursday’s practice. ”
It could have easily said: “Bills WR Terrell Owens dropped passes during individual drills at Thursday’s practice.”
The two always go hand-in-hand with that guy.

By: RagnartheViking

RagnartheViking — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:08:59 +0000

Resident gay porn script writer Dewey with his latest offering. Yawn.
Man, you were talking about 1 trick pony Berrian earlier. What does that make you?
It wasn’t funny the 1st time, so I guess after 900,444,888 times it will be?
Were you dropped on the head as a child? Repeatedly? On purpose I bet.
I’m sure mommy tried, but you’re still here. That is a shame.
Thats ok Axewound, you are rapidly making it known to everyone what the word pathetic means.

By: loudgazelle

loudgazelle — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:07:56 +0000

no one liner for the Bengals?

By: Mangy66

Mangy66 — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:49:49 +0000

“Friday night’s game with the Patriots will essentially be the Redskins starters last chance to gel. ”
GENIUS!!!!!
I mean…cuz isn’t every team’s 2nd to last preseason game the teams’ starters last chance to gel?
Frikkin’ GENIUS!!!

By: rdesai

rdesai — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:03:18 +0000

“Said Patriots RB Fred Taylor, “I’m like the doctor. “”
Well “Fragile” Fred Taylor should know a lot about doctors since he’s spent such a large part of his career injured.

By: Hott Rodd

Hott Rodd — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:59:52 +0000

“Manny Ramirez is pushing Daniel Loper for the Lions’ starting left guard job. ”
I guess it’s true what they say about going off the juice making you gain weight. And how bad are the Lions that they have a post steroids Man-Ram as their starting left guard?

By: Dewey Axewound

Dewey Axewound — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:55:48 +0000

Said Vikings DE Jared Allen, “I don’t think we’re a fancy type of defense. We’re a hit-you-in-the-mouth type of defense. But we like it in the mouth, too. That’s kind of our attitude. I think when you try to get fancy you’re hiding something. We don’t have anything to hide. Really. Nothing whatsoever. We’re not cross-dressers or anything. We’ll line up like Rockettes in lingerie or in a base defense and cheap shot anybody. Right in the knees. Repeatedly. Plus we’ll drink you under the table. Then we can go drag race down main street just as the elementary schools are letting out. Hell, we’ll sell our very souls just for a washed up diva, too. Split the locker room harder than I split those sheep. Whatever it takes to get you working schmucks to buy some tickets. We’ll get Tice back to scalp you some, if we have to. We’ll take steroids, Starcaps, bong hits with Harvin. We’ll take a metal pole upside your head, or beat your ass outside a nightclub. And you know what else? Stuart Smalley is our state Senator–which means we’re good enough, we’re smart enough, and doggone it–people like us.”