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Former Ravens lineman Brown arrested

Whoa, former Raven and Browns offensive lineman Orlando “Zeus” Brown apparently has a far different idea of what a “tour” consists of than the normal person.

Brown was arrested Friday for allegedly breaking into the Cockeysville, Maryland home of his ex-wife while she was away on a five-week vacation. Brown was charged with third-degree burglary and malicious destruction of property valued at less than $500.  

Mira Brown accused her ex-husband of breaking in while she was away for five weeks in July and August. She alleges he “broke the front story door, tore down the basemen curtains, defecated in a basemen toilet and ransacked her closet.” (At least he didn’t ransack her toilet and defecate in her closet, right Dookie?)

Mira Brown said she received two texts from Orlando Brown’s phone which said he “toured” the house while she was away.

Brown, you may remember, was the Cleveland Browns player struck in the eye by an officials flag causing injury and a Brown meltdown in which he shoved the official.

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15 Responses to “Former Ravens lineman Brown arrested”
  1. Journeyman says: Sep 5, 2009 2:49 PM

    Nothing like breaking into someones house and then telling them about it. Real Smart. He should be on the worlds dumbest criminal show.

  2. SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK says: Sep 5, 2009 3:08 PM

    That 5 week vacation was paid for with Orlando Brown’s blood, sweat, & tears money playing football all those years. Alimony and child support for the 3 kids shouldn’t go to pay for 5 weeks of fun and games, especially since that home is in foreclosure and up for sale. As comedian Chris Rock would say: I don’t agree with what Orlando Brown did………. but I understand!

  3. nosferatu says: Sep 5, 2009 3:16 PM

    Wow he is really smart. Way to go zues

  4. DawgPoundJim says: Sep 5, 2009 3:17 PM

    Who gets a 5-week vacation these days?

  5. ernielogo says: Sep 5, 2009 3:33 PM

    I’ll bet he didn’t see that coming.

  6. TFBuckFutter says: Sep 5, 2009 3:35 PM

    I hope the cops shot him with a beanbag gun.

  7. HarrisonHits says: Sep 5, 2009 3:36 PM

    Could he really have been so stupid as to have texted her that he did this ?
    My IQ dropped just reading about something so moronic.

  8. Ration says: Sep 5, 2009 3:38 PM

    He’ll get off with probation because the basement curtain hit him in the eye as it was coming down.

  9. Ration says: Sep 5, 2009 3:39 PM

    He’ll get off with probation because the basement curtain hit him in the eye as it was coming down.

  10. Florios_a_tool says: Sep 5, 2009 3:41 PM

    ..boy, must have left the seat up too. Woman are so fussy.

  11. Real Football Fan says: Sep 5, 2009 3:46 PM

    Never mind the arrest, how does she manage a 5 week vacation. I want that job, lol.

  12. Anrkist says: Sep 5, 2009 4:02 PM

    So you’re saying the Browns finally went to the Superbowl?

  13. HughJassPhD says: Sep 5, 2009 11:06 PM

    “He should be on the worlds dumbest criminal show.”
    Or the Raiders coaching staff.
    “I want that job”
    No you don’t. The interview would be a real PITA.
    Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

  14. ickeywoods says: Sep 8, 2009 8:27 PM

    What the hell is a basemen? Did you forget the “T”? Great editing as always!

  15. scgirlyunion says: Sep 11, 2009 5:31 PM

    That’s what happens when you deal with Gold Digging women! He should stayed with one of the SC State Gals!! Ha Ha!!! The jokes on him!!!

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