Browns coach Captain Queeg Eric Mangini has thoroughly investigated the water-dumping, ice-throwing carnage that occurred in his locker room earlier today and concluded that formal charges will not be pursued.
The cross-examination of first-year cornerback Corey Francies, who was doused with water, and the alleged perps, who Francies retaliated against by throwing ice, went thusly, according to Mangini
“I said, ‘Was there anything malicious about this? Is there something deeper here? Did anyone, perhaps, fail to pay for a $3 bottle of water?‘ To a man, they said, ‘No, it was nothing like that.’ He’s a rookie, he’s young. He should have put it in the right context. I trust the guys I talked to. I talked to him afterward and he said, ‘I should have handled it differently.”
OK? So move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Just another Friday in Berea, Ohio with them fun-lovin’ Cleveland Browns.
Who play the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday.
it is never dull when your a browns fan.
Timmy boy, I believe you stole my quote from an earlier post………okay so stole is a little strong.
“So move along, folks. Nothing to see here.”
Good to see you use it in the proper context as this was a non-issue earlier and a non-issue now, officially.
TheGhostofBernieKosar says: September 25, 2009 9:02 PM
“it is never dull when your a browns fan.”
Except on Sundays.
Just like Romeo’s team last year, more action in the locker room than on the field. Ravens 34 – Brownies 3. Ouch!
Hey at least it shows the Browns can “hit” someone even though its not on the football field.
Being a Brown’s fan, there is never a dull moment, it’s usually only a day or so away from more embarssment by the players or the organization.
The Brown’s won’t win Sunday and may if they are lucky win 2 games this year.
They were just preparing themselves for the inevitable assault of dog biscuits raining down upon them from their fans in the dog pound.
Wouldn’t it be great if Michael Vick was their QB?
Doomsday clock moves closer to midnight for Captain Queeg.
But did any of them contract a staph infection in the altercation?
44 -6—- Original Browns
If quinn was throwing the ice, no one would have been hit.
So as the legend goes, Mangini fines his players 2 grand for taking water bottles, but he doesn’t fine players for punching each other??
Perhaps the story about him fining his players 2 grand for a water bottle was just fiction that certain media types (won’t call them journalists, as that would insult actual journalists) failed to verify?
But hey, “a source” said it happened, right?
johnnydom says:
September 25, 2009 9:53 PM
Hey at least it shows the Browns can “hit” someone even though its not on the football field.
Yeah, but brown doo-doo don’t hit back. That wasteland of an organization is a mess for quite some time.
Go Ravens!!!
Hope Brady Queer is ready to have his ass handed to him.
Oh and Ben Rothlesberger is a rapist.
Failing to pay for a $3 bottle of water – $1701
Punching a teamate in front of reporters – Priceless
If I were the player who had to pay that $1,701 fine for the water bottle, I would be pissed at this.
“# Bazooka Joe says: September 26, 2009 3:47 AM
Oh and Ben Rothlesberger is a rapist.”
/ sez the murderer fan
raiders suck just as much as the browns do!
Nobody should ever wonder why the Browns can’t be a consistent winner.
Childish crap like this is okay on a good team. But if you stink, you should be a little more business-like and try harder to get better…
Lets see, No Dawson, No points may as well stay home and rest up for the next big ass whipping at home. Go Clowns–Go Mangina. Glad I got a invested in this team again. Ravens 42—- Clowns 0