With quarterback Matt Hasselbeck expected to miss Sunday’s game, coach Jim Mora has an apparent alternative plan for beating the Bears.
By inducing them to vomit.
When word first surfaced of the possibility that the Seahawks would actually wear during a game the most hideous sports jerseys we’ve ever seen (and, yes, they’re even worse than the Eagles’ homage to the Brazilian national soccer team), the notion was quickly knocked down by an indication that it was all an April Fool’s Day joke.
Well, as of Sunday, the joke apparently will be on the Bears. And anyone who has the misfortune of exposing their rods and cones to the game.