When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday’s loss to the Lions, it didn’t look good. Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.
But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury.
Technically, it was a butt injury.
“He actually has a strained glut,” Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team. “It’s high up on his hip I think he’s going to be fine.”
So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass.
Seems about right.
maybe if his fat ass was in shape and not sucking wind every important play he wouldn’t pull his fat ass ass cheek, jackass
Glute= butt
Glut=?
Florio=?
Probably from dragging it so much.
Probably caused by his wallet bursting at the seams from Snyder’s, not so well spent, money.
Yeah its not smart to sit on piles of coins while laughing too hard.
Contrary to popular belief, this REALLY happened during halftime, while he was taking a dump in the men’s room. Rumor has it the Lions stuffed a football down him on a running play and he had to crap it out. Unfortunately it came out sideways. Haynesworth was quoted as saying “… I shoulda played baseball… or ping pong”
At least he does not have to worry about the “diminished gluteal syndrome”
shoulda come to tampa. coulda been a star. woulda made more money.
Probably from sitting the bench on a third (sometimes second and first down) forgetting his wallet was still in his back pocket. Plausible that is subjected to contract revision (post-bonus of course).
/obligatory throat-stomping reference
over paid bundle of injuries!!!
so glad Big Al took the money to head for DC.. Titans Would be 3-0. but they only offered 60 mill.
Prince Albert and takin it in the can comes to mind
Good call on that ruptured achilles.
Could it be from week 2 when Brandon knocked him on his ass?
That pile of lard making the top ten list for biggest wastes of cash in Washington
And in DC that is a tough list to make
Apparently he is being treated by Dr. Ben Dover.
He vows to get to the bottom of the problem.
Thats what happens when the Lions bend you over and make you their……..yeah