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Zorn says Albert has a strained butt

When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday’s loss to the Lions, it didn’t look good.  Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.

But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury.

Technically, it was a butt injury.

“He actually has a strained glut,” Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team.  “It’s high up on his hip I think he’s going to be fine.”

So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass.

Seems about right.

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17 Responses to “Zorn says Albert has a strained butt”
  1. st21snyderblows says: Sep 28, 2009 4:35 PM

    maybe if his fat ass was in shape and not sucking wind every important play he wouldn’t pull his fat ass ass cheek, jackass

  2. roe says: Sep 28, 2009 4:36 PM

    Glute= butt
    Glut=?
    Florio=?

  3. Quagmire says: Sep 28, 2009 4:36 PM

    Probably from dragging it so much.

  4. Chandler Bing says: Sep 28, 2009 4:42 PM

    Probably caused by his wallet bursting at the seams from Snyder’s, not so well spent, money.

  5. Zaggs says: Sep 28, 2009 4:42 PM

    Yeah its not smart to sit on piles of coins while laughing too hard.

  6. Resolution says: Sep 28, 2009 4:42 PM

    Contrary to popular belief, this REALLY happened during halftime, while he was taking a dump in the men’s room. Rumor has it the Lions stuffed a football down him on a running play and he had to crap it out. Unfortunately it came out sideways. Haynesworth was quoted as saying “… I shoulda played baseball… or ping pong”

  7. claytonbigsby says: Sep 28, 2009 4:46 PM

    At least he does not have to worry about the “diminished gluteal syndrome”

  8. TCH4ever says: Sep 28, 2009 4:47 PM

    shoulda come to tampa. coulda been a star. woulda made more money.

  9. Hovenaut says: Sep 28, 2009 4:50 PM

    Probably from sitting the bench on a third (sometimes second and first down) forgetting his wallet was still in his back pocket. Plausible that is subjected to contract revision (post-bonus of course).

  10. rolltide says: Sep 28, 2009 4:51 PM

    /obligatory throat-stomping reference

  11. KILLER FIN says: Sep 28, 2009 5:01 PM

    over paid bundle of injuries!!!

  12. nasheagles says: Sep 28, 2009 5:14 PM

    so glad Big Al took the money to head for DC.. Titans Would be 3-0. but they only offered 60 mill.

  13. Bwa Ha Ha says: Sep 28, 2009 5:15 PM

    Prince Albert and takin it in the can comes to mind

  14. cnelson13 says: Sep 28, 2009 5:19 PM

    Good call on that ruptured achilles.

  15. Bigbluefan says: Sep 28, 2009 6:51 PM

    Could it be from week 2 when Brandon knocked him on his ass?
    That pile of lard making the top ten list for biggest wastes of cash in Washington
    And in DC that is a tough list to make

  16. 77347734 says: Sep 28, 2009 8:16 PM

    Apparently he is being treated by Dr. Ben Dover.
    He vows to get to the bottom of the problem.

  17. dacdaveas says: Sep 29, 2009 9:50 AM

    Thats what happens when the Lions bend you over and make you their……..yeah

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