Zorn says Albert has a strained butt

When Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth took a cart ride in the first half of Sunday’s loss to the Lions, it didn’t look good.  Especially when he draped a towel completely over his head, like a guy who was doing a perp walk.

But Haynesworth returned, and it was called a hip injury.

Technically, it was a butt injury.

“He actually has a strained glut,” Zorn said of Haynesworth, in comments distributed by the team.  “It’s high up on his hip I think he’s going to be fine.”

So, basically, the guy who has from time to time been a pain in the ass now has a pain in the ass.

Seems about right.