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Against a chicken, Bradshaw chokes

We mentioned on Friday night that Hall of Fame quarterback and FOX analyst Terry Bradshaw squared off against a chicken on The Jay Leno Show (NBC, 10 ET/PT, Monday through Friday . . . do we get our check now?) with each of the two animals picking three Week Five games.

And the results are in.

The chicken got one out of three correct.  And, against the chicken, Bradshaw delivered a goose egg.

Specifically, the chicken picked the Ravens over the Bengals, the Falcons over the 49ers, and the Patriots over the Broncos.

Bradshaw took the Ravens, 49ers, and Patriots.

The chicken gets a Water Pik.  Terry is currently being breaded and fried.

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47 Responses to “Against a chicken, Bradshaw chokes”
  1. Roboto says: Oct 13, 2009 10:41 AM

    breaded and fried….with 4 Super Bowl Rings. I could deal with it.

  2. Larry David says: Oct 13, 2009 10:42 AM

    Jay Leno ripped off this chicken bit from Howard Stern. Along with Jaywalking and 10 at 10.

  3. iusedtobeteddybayer says: Oct 13, 2009 10:42 AM

    Yet another bit stolen from Howard Stern by Jay Leno.
    Not only did Howard do this bit years ago, the chicken, named, “Sanders” was taken home during the bit by Jason, one of Howard’s staffers.
    Later, they used a monkey to make NFL picks. I’m sure it won’t be long before Jay steals this one, too.
    BTW: Jay likes to say that “Jay Walking” was invented by Steve Allen and that’s a lie. Steve Allen did pre-planned bits on the sidewalk. Jay Leno is a thief, a liar and worst of all, not funny anymore.

  4. SkinsFanInNebraska says: Oct 13, 2009 10:48 AM

    Aw, come on! Let Bradshaw have the Water Pik anyway. What’s a chicken gonna do with it?

  5. Scrip Club Lover says: Oct 13, 2009 10:49 AM

    I thought Bradshaw was dead?
    Did I miss something?

  6. Derrick says: Oct 13, 2009 10:50 AM

    Breaking News….Terry Bradshaw arrested for putting a hit out on the chicken

  7. Patsfan1776 says: Oct 13, 2009 10:55 AM

    Is the chicken named Little Jerry Seinfeld?

  8. TSE says: Oct 13, 2009 11:01 AM

    Bradshaw also tried to hedge his bets. He was VERY nervous throughout that whole skit, looked to me like he fearfully took it seriously. On the one game they picked differently, he seemed scared that the chicken would pick the best team since it got to choose first, so before the chicken went out, he pointed to the Falcons sign, like as if that was his choice.
    Then just as the chicken was released and as Leno was naming the teams, Bradshaw “yelled out 49ers” which to me made it sound like that’s the one he was choosing. I didnt know why he pointed to the sign, I thought he was predicting who the chicken would pick with the sign and then making his pick by yelling “49ers”.
    So the chicken picks the Falcons and then Bradshaw says, “oh I was going to pick them, but to just be sporting I will go against my instincts and pick the 49ers”. Jay said you can’t do that just pick who you want, and he says “nah, I’ll just give us a chance to pick one different here”
    It was totally pathetic. They should make Terry pick first, so he can’t chicken his way out of the game. I trust the chicken to not be biased and to manipulate the situation to save face.

  9. LiveNBreatheFootball says: Oct 13, 2009 11:07 AM

    Wait, Terry Bradshaw chokes on a chicken bone? Is he dead?

  10. Heese says: Oct 13, 2009 11:11 AM

    Wow, even more Stern bits on Leno’s show. Florio, stop plugging NBC’s terrible programming.

  11. zilla1126 says: Oct 13, 2009 11:15 AM

    >> Terry is currently being breaded and fried
    So, you are reporting that Terry Bradshaw is dead? Lets hope you got it right this time.

  12. leem says: Oct 13, 2009 11:25 AM

    only thing dead with Bradshaw is his wallet and his marriage(s).
    whatever happened to his Nascar team anyway??
    i think they went the way of the cheap suit
    Folded

  13. Reinholdmessner says: Oct 13, 2009 11:25 AM

    “You’re not giving away our Water Pik!!” [/Costanza]

  14. Nevisyakker says: Oct 13, 2009 11:36 AM

    Bradshaw is brain dead…but not altogether dead, although other than a slightly different aroma there isn’t all that much difference.
    By the way, in contests of intellect, take the chicken and the points as Bradshaw is the opposition.

  15. dcfan-1212450 says: Oct 13, 2009 11:41 AM

    Bradshaw is fun to watch because he is an idiot. Him and Howie Long going at it playfully has been great for years. But seriously, does this surprise anyone? Chicken > Bradshaw. And the bit was stolen. Leno is getting desperate, theres even rumors his show will be cancelled its doing so poorly (more people watch Jimmy Fallon, isnt that sad…).

  16. showftyme says: Oct 13, 2009 11:47 AM

    Yeah, Leno is such a lame watered-down HACK! Stern rules, Stuttering John probably wrote that bit and served it up as his own creation … scumbag!

  17. wydok says: Oct 13, 2009 11:50 AM

    Well, if Bradshaw wasn’t dead, he will be after he is breaded and fried.
    MmMmMm, tastes like chicken!

  18. hiflyer says: Oct 13, 2009 11:52 AM

    florio, u choke ur chicken way to much, going blind are you, ooops thats ok u work for the going blind network, NBC, keith is so proud of you

  19. Fear Da Tiger says: Oct 13, 2009 11:52 AM

    At least Bradshaw didn’t “choke the chicken” on national television…

  20. bearsrule says: Oct 13, 2009 11:54 AM

    I remember when Jay Leno was actually funny. Jesus, I must be old.

  21. Fan_Of_ Four says: Oct 13, 2009 11:57 AM

    Seems about right, Bradshaw has less brain power than a chicken so I’m not surprised.

  22. ThePragmatist says: Oct 13, 2009 11:58 AM

    What? Bradshaw choked on a chicken bone and died?

  23. Count Sacula says: Oct 13, 2009 11:59 AM

    Thank you Larry David and Teddy Bayer. I was going to say the same thing. Leno is rip-off artist.

  24. halitzor says: Oct 13, 2009 12:01 PM

    Hey morons, Leno doesn’t write his own stuff. These idea’s are provided for him by his writers. So if you’re going to accuse anyone, accuse them.

  25. Bill In DC says: Oct 13, 2009 12:05 PM

    Bradshaw has never been mistaken for a genius.

  26. VoxVeritas says: Oct 13, 2009 12:06 PM

    Who is Howard Stern?

  27. roofles says: Oct 13, 2009 12:08 PM

    the chicken killed bradshaw?!?!?!?
    florio!!!! true?!!??!

  28. rize says: Oct 13, 2009 12:09 PM

    This just in, the new announcer for Leno: George Takei…

  29. Roboto says: Oct 13, 2009 12:16 PM

    You have to be pretty desperate for material to be stealing stuff from a jack@$$ like Howard Stern. But, Leno isn’t funny anyway.

  30. Citizen Strange says: Oct 13, 2009 12:24 PM

    When I was a kid I saw a chicken play the piano one time. It was in this box and when you put in a nickel a panel would slide up so you could see the chicken and some chicken feed would sprinkle out over the keys of a miniature piano and as the chicken would peck at and try to get the seeds it would also inadvertently play the piano.
    I must have watched that thing for hours! Just kidding. Once was enough. I’m not made of money. I have never seen anything like it since but every now and then I still think about it.

  31. dcfan-1212450 says: Oct 13, 2009 12:36 PM

    Bradshaw is fun to watch because he is an idiot. Him and Howie Long going at it playfully has been great for years. But seriously, does this surprise anyone? Chicken > Bradshaw. And the bit was stolen. Leno is getting desperate, theres even rumors his show will be cancelled its doing so poorly (more people watch Jimmy Fallon, isnt that sad…).

  32. dcfan-1212450 says: Oct 13, 2009 12:41 PM

    @ Halitzor
    Hey morons, Leno doesn’t write his own stuff. These idea’s are provided for him by his writers. So if you’re going to accuse anyone, accuse them.
    _________________________________
    Check the credits for his show dumbass. Leno IS the lead writer. They all are (Letterman, Fallon, Connan). How do you not know that??? Talk about being stupid, wow!!!

  33. 18-1 says: Oct 13, 2009 12:44 PM

    Choke and chicken in the same title. Hmmmm

  34. callmecougar says: Oct 13, 2009 12:46 PM

    Terry is 0-2 against birds in his lifetime. “Turkey” Jones whooped his @ss 30 years ago in Cleveland. He ain’t been right since.

  35. callmecougar says: Oct 13, 2009 12:48 PM

    I heard tonight Leno is going to throw bologna at Kevin Eubanks bare ass to see if he can get a piece to stick. That Leno, he’s truly an American original.

  36. stiller43 says: Oct 13, 2009 1:06 PM

    Are you surprised the Chicken picked 2 out of 2 possible bird teams?

  37. stiller43 says: Oct 13, 2009 1:07 PM

    Was that supposed to be a choking the chicken pun or something…?

  38. Dewey ActSwooned says: Oct 13, 2009 1:25 PM

    Citizen Strange says:
    October 13, 2009 12:24 PM
    When I was a kid I saw a chicken play the piano one time. It was in this box and when you put in a nickel a panel would slide up so you could see the chicken and some chicken feed would sprinkle out over the keys of a miniature piano and as the chicken would peck at and try to get the seeds it would also inadvertently play the piano.
    I must have watched that thing for hours! Just kidding. Once was enough. I’m not made of money. I have never seen anything like it since but every now and then I still think about it.
    ______________________________
    5/5
    And better than both the (un)original skit or Florio’s article about it.

  39. JAG says: Oct 13, 2009 1:25 PM

    But can the chicken spell cat?

  40. steeler-hater says: Oct 13, 2009 2:10 PM

    So what they are saying is that birdbrained Baldshaw choked the chicken against some dumb cluck?
    lol!
    Fox is paying him HOW MUCH?!?!?
    lol!
    So much for those 40 year old rumors about Baldy being a dumbbell, huh?
    lol!

  41. thecree says: Oct 13, 2009 2:48 PM

    Call me crazy but i like unbiased reporting, and terry bradshaw is unable to separate his emotions from his work. Same with florio. Both of these guys would be soooooo much better if they would stop taking so many cheap shots at teams/players they personally don’t like.
    I’m not saying just read the news and shut up, a little color is okay, but bradshaw and florio go over the line habitually. In the words of Charlie Murphy, these guys are “habitual line steppers”
    It gets old after a while guys…..

  42. Hovenaut says: Oct 13, 2009 3:18 PM

    So, Fox is picking up the chicken for their Sunday game analysis team, right?

  43. FumbleNuts says: Oct 13, 2009 3:59 PM

    One dumb cluck to another?
    One pecker to another?

  44. NoFootballtalk says: Oct 13, 2009 4:35 PM

    @stiller43
    i was wondering the exact same thing

  45. DefendersOfTheFaith says: Oct 13, 2009 5:13 PM

    Baba Booey Baba Booey Baba Booey Howard Sterns Penis

  46. DefendersOfTheFaith says: Oct 13, 2009 5:14 PM

    And Horse Tooth Jackass

  47. iusedtobeteddybayer says: Oct 13, 2009 5:27 PM

    halitzor:
    So, you’re saying Jay Leno is a stand-up guy who blindly says whatever his Howard Stern-fan writers put in front of him? You’re a stupid MORON and you deserve Jay Leno.
    Oh, and by the way, Jay, nice 10pm ratings. Not even MORONS like halitzor are watching anymore.
    PS Does your screen name have anything to do with halitosis? I can almost smell your bad breath from here…

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