Comments on: Buccaneer busted for DUI

By: jbear93

jbear93 — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:05:26 +0000

Bob Nelson is a douche bag. The Vikings have a darn good front office. I think you need to set the Captain Morgan down and start thinking clearly.

By: Chickenfoot

Chickenfoot — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:49:09 +0000

Master:
It just means blacker than black, that is all.

By: MasterShake

MasterShake — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:18:37 +0000

FoulPed,
I enjoy discovery channel, animal planet, etc… but I’m pretty sure (and happy) that I don’t know how dark and elephant’s a-hole is. Maybe I missed the joke on that one.

By: Chickenfoot

Chickenfoot — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:49:39 +0000

Adam-Chris Scheftersen says:
October 27, 2009 3:08 PM
Chickenfoot says:
October 27, 2009 12:57 PM
Go on any thread, think of the biggest rival, and there will be a puke stirring shit.
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There’s a case of the pot calling itself black.
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Theres a case of of the pot calling itself darker than an elephant’s asshole.

By: Pudge Heffelfinger

Pudge Heffelfinger — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:43:32 +0000

This is from J.J. Rodriguez, at the Examiner (Miami)
“The Bucs did wake up Tuesday to news that offensive lineman Marcus Johnson was found asleep at the wheel on Dale Mabry and was charged with DUI. Forgive the suggestion, but shouldn’t the entire team be arrested? They’ve been asleep at the wheel all season.”

By: Adam-Chris Scheftersen

Adam-Chris Scheftersen — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:08:03 +0000

Chickenfoot says:
October 27, 2009 12:57 PM
Go on any thread, think of the biggest rival, and there will be a puke stirring shit.
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There’s a case of the pot calling itself black.

By: zygi milf

zygi milf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:09:15 +0000

Lost says:
October 27, 2009 1:52 PM
Koren Robinson wasn’t a bad citizen.
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Multiple DUI’s hardly makes one a good citizen – but I don’t want to sound like Bob Nelson.

By: Lost

Lost — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:52:39 +0000

Koren Robinson wasn’t a bad citizen.
Marcus Johnson was large.

By: PervyHarvin

PervyHarvin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:34:02 +0000

Chickenfoot may be on to something…..

By: footballrulz

footballrulz — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:23:29 +0000

Unfortunately Gopher, as you have learned–Bob is a Packer fan (sigh).

By: Chickenfoot

Chickenfoot — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:57:54 +0000

Guys:
I honestly think Bob is Florio in “disguise”.
I know it seems far fetched, but I wouldn’t put it past a website that relies on hits to make money, to do something like that.
It’s smart if it’s true, go on any thread, think of the biggest rival, and there will be a puke stirring shit.
I mean look how many responses the dufus gets .
We know Packer fans are not all that smart, but i have a hard time thinking this is anything but a ruse, no Packer fan can be that dumb, can they?

By: Twiz

Twiz — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:05:17 +0000

Bob Nelson says: October 27, 2009 11:17 AM
2nd round pick of the vikings…..
He was picked after Troy Williamson and Easmus James and before Dustin Fox and Ciatrick Fason.
blah blah blah
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All you proved with that post is that you know how to use google. The difference between you and the rest of us is we are smart enough not to post stupid trivia!

By: Bee_Arthur

Bee_Arthur — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:01:21 +0000

[In other news the Cincinnati Bengals could be looking to target Johnson for next season during free agency]

By: zygi milf

zygi milf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:58:46 +0000

gopher says:
October 27, 2009 11:35 AM
The Vikings did cut those draft choices like Williamson, James and Fox but yet another team picked them up, so how good are their front office. I also think the last couple of drafts were not bad for the Vikings. I’m new to this web site posting but Mr. Nelson I would like to know which team you support.
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Gopher – Bob Nelson is an annoying Packer fan who resides in Minneapolis. Even Wisconsin doesn’t want him anymore. He repeats the same anti-Vikings venom daily on any post that is remotely linked to the Vikings or one of their former players.
He spews one-line paragraphs that contain half-truths and downright false rumors regarding Vikings fans, players, management and ownership. Mostly focusing on the past. He claims that the Vikings have never developed a good quarterback – completely ignoring Fran Tarkenton, because in his words – “Tarkenton only developed into a good quarterback after he was traded to the Giants.”
In Bob’s mind, all players must be good citizens. (He conveniently forgets about Mark Chmura and Mosey Cade – just two examples of not-so-good citizens that wore Packer uniforms.) He goes on about how the Vikings sign Packer rejects, but conveniently forgets about Koren Robinson – who, not only was a former Viking, but a not-so-good citizen.

By: PervyHarvin

PervyHarvin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:57:22 +0000

BobNelson says: “anybody want a job as a Viking scout?”
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Oh the jealousy of a Packer fan! Ted Thompson can’t draft. Chilly on the other hand……..
Adrian Peterson,Percy Harvin,Sidney Rice,Chad Greenway,Cedrick Griffin,Phil Loadholt…all drafted in the last 4 years. All starters. You make yourself look DUMB!!!!!!
Not to mention knowing when to scrap picks for the like of Jared Allen LOL

By: Bob Nelson is a Whiney Titty Baby

Bob Nelson is a Whiney Titty Baby — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:54:29 +0000

Bob,
As usual, you’re late to wake up (too much beer does that). The 2005 draft was Tice’s draft–very good position coach, cheap McCombs substitute for a real head coach. The current regime has an excellent track record of drafting and finding undrafted free agents–look it up when your headache subsides.
gopher,
Bob is a Packer fan (you know they’re all glad to hear that).

By: zygi milf

zygi milf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:38:29 +0000

Bob Nelson says:
October 27, 2009 11:17 AM
2nd round pick of the vikings…..
He was picked after Troy Williamson and Easmus James and before Dustin Fox and Ciatrick Fason.
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Easmus James? Try Erasmus James.
For someone who meticulously rips the Vikings, one would think that you would get the spelling correct – considering you bring it up weekly.
And just a reminder, moron, the 2005 front office of the Vikings is not around anymore.

By: Joe in Toronto, Canada

Joe in Toronto, Canada — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:36:57 +0000

Somebody this dumb should be locked up indefinitely.
He’s dangerously stupid.

By: gopher

gopher — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:35:17 +0000

The Vikings did cut those draft choices like Williamson, James and Fox but yet another team picked them up, so how good are their front office. I also think the last couple of drafts were not bad for the Vikings. I’m new to this web site posting but Mr. Nelson I would like to know which team you support.

By: Muck

Muck — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:29:59 +0000

This is the first time a Buccaneer has been found asleep at the wheel at an intersection since…..2007 (David Boston).
Also noteworthy: the arrest came right in front of Raymond James Stadium, which sits adjacent to team headquarters.

By: JustAGuy

JustAGuy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:21:55 +0000

> (Now that we think about it, the willingness of a guy who seems to be drunk to submit to a breath test should also count as evidence of mental impairment.)
In my state if you refuse a breathalyzer test you get an automatic suspension of your license for a year.

By: SmackMyVickUp

SmackMyVickUp — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:20:52 +0000

If that ever happened to me I would just try to stay asleep and ignore the cops at all costs. Then they would have to call an ambulance and you wouldnt have to do all those tests.
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Plenty of ways around this, squirt of pepper spray would be my choice, just a small squirt to wake you up.
Will draw blood at the hospital and you’ll have a guard at your door waiting for you to wake up.
Lawyers have already tried to find loopholes around DUI and the law came back with answers for everything. Have fun riding the bus.

By: shawnc16

shawnc16 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:20:24 +0000

ThomasGemkow says:
October 27, 2009 10:34 AM
Cut him. He is a low potential back up. We don’t need any further distraction. This…is a joke.
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What would he be a distraction from? You mean if the team gets distracted they may play worst? Damn, its worst then I thought in Tampa.

By: Bob Nelson

Bob Nelson — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:17:38 +0000

2nd round pick of the vikings…..
He was picked after Troy Williamson and Easmus James and before Dustin Fox and Ciatrick Fason.
Some NFL fans say it takes a few years to determine the quality of a draft. Well it didn’t take that long for everyone to know the vikings drafted poorly as usual. Every pick was jettisoned within 3 years.
Well at least Johnson is still in the league.
Anybody want a job as a viking scout?

By: SmackMyVickUp

SmackMyVickUp — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:17:32 +0000

Now that we think about it, the willingness of a guy who seems to be drunk to submit to a breath test should also count as evidence of mental impairment.
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They will just poke you with a needle and get their results either way, breath or blood, why go through the hassle?

By: zygi milf

zygi milf — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:00:00 +0000

When he was playing for the Vikings, it appeared that he was sleeping in the middle of games.
Can’t wait for Bob Nelson’s rant complete with Vikings 2005 draft statistics, DUI arrests of current and past players and Zygi Wilf’s infrequent visits to Minneapolis.

By: Marv_Sleezy

Marv_Sleezy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:51:47 +0000

If that ever happened to me I would just try to stay asleep and ignore the cops at all costs. Then they would have to call an ambulance and you wouldnt have to do all those tests.

By: TCH4ever

TCH4ever — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:51:41 +0000

A more fitting title would have been “Buccaneer arrest exemplifies their season to date.”
I have tried supporting and defending my Bucs on this site but thats just too damn hard. Things are real bad in Tampa this year and it is frustrating to watch. Here is hoping to next year. Man I wish Lane Kiffin would get fired from Tennessee so we could bring back Monte as Head Coach. I miss you Monte.

By: pfinfl

pfinfl — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:46:47 +0000

Another Tampa turd.
Where have gone Mr. Dungy?

By: PervyHarvin

PervyHarvin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:45:46 +0000

I’m really shocked Florio!! Hard to believe anyone that came from the Vikings would get in trouble.He surely didn’t drink while in MN.