Dockett compares Bradshaw to Glass Joe

While Larry Johnson shows other NFL players how not to use Twitter, Arizona defensive tackle Darnell Dockett continues to entertain.  Dockett’s musings often approach the line without going over it.

This week, one of Dockett’s targets was Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw, who punched Dockett in the fourth quarter of New York’s loss to Arizona.

OH before I
forget shoutout to bradshaw that week ass punch,” Dockett wrote.  “That s*** felt like a
scoobey snack. Glass joe on mike tyson hit harder than U.”  (Would that make Dockett Soda Popinski?)

Dockett doesn’t pull any punches on Twitter.  While watching Monday Night Football, a follower asked Dockett what he would do if he was on the Redskins.   “I’d jump out my car during traffic HEAD 1ST!”   Dockett joked that if Jason Campbell was his quarterback, he’d knock him out in practice. 

I enjoy Dockett’s unfiltered rants, but it’s easy to imagine Johnson’s troubles having repercussions throughout the league.  The Dolphins banned Twitter for their players, and it wouldn’t be shocking to see more teams, or possibly the league, address a Twitter policy more thoroughly this offseason.

18 responses to “Dockett compares Bradshaw to Glass Joe

  1. So Bradshaw hits like Glass Joe, and is even dumber than Tyson for punching a guy in the face mask.

  2. Bradshaw probably didnt see the twitter post because the twinkle from his SUPERBOWL RING is blinding him in the eyes!
    YEOOOOWWWWWWWW

  3. What know what drives me nuts? Soda Popinski. When that game first came out, he was “Vodka Drunkenski.” Someone needs to program him back in the game.
    In the NFL version, we’d have too many people that could be called “King Hippo” or “Bald Bull.”

  4. he punches like glass joe, i mean it didnt even hurt him, maybe because he was wearing a face mask and the fact he was lying on his back when he threw the punch. I wouldnt even comment on the punch, i would just comment what a moron he is for punching someone wearing a helmet.
    “week” ass punch..and he has grammar like tyson.

  5. Come to think of it, LJ should have used a Don Flamenco reference instead of his other Twitter blasts.

  6. Bradshaw’s response:
    Darnell, wud hav hurt mor if I had my XLII ring on. Nice 2 min drill last year. Love, Ahmad

  7. Levito says:
    October 27, 2009 5:56 PM
    Bradshaw’s response:
    Darnell, wud hav hurt mor if I had my XLII ring on. Nice 2 min drill last year. Love, Ahmad
    ___________________________________
    Actually Bradshaw’s response was “Darnell, your dreds smell like urine and even I have better grammar than you”

  8. the article is funny enough with docketts humor. leave it at that, when you add your 2 cents, it ruins it. stick to repoting the facts.

  9. So who misspelled “week” in this context? If Dockett did he’s an idiot. If NBC did then, well, they do it all the time! Bradshaw is an idiot as well. That love tap did little to impress. But I also have to keep it real…Dockett bitched out with a flop after it happened.

  10. “Dockett bitched out with a flop after it happened.”
    Looked to me like he stood up and looked around for the inevitable and deserved flag. If you want to see somebody flopping like a little bitch, check out Brenda Jacobs a couple of seasons ago after Bradie James touched him on the shoulder pad after a play. He ended up 3-4 yards downfield and actually rolled over a couple of times.

  11. “If you want to see somebody flopping like a little bitch, check out Brenda Jacobs a couple of seasons ago after Bradie James touched him on the shoulder pad after a play. He ended up 3-4 yards downfield and actually rolled over a couple of times.”
    He was probably tripped by Blowzell

  12. “He was probably tripped by Blowzell”
    Naah, he’s just a flopping bitch. Hopefully we can find out if he’s a lying bitch after the season, he’s only averaging 3.9 per carry.

  13. VoxVeritas says: “Naah, he’s just a flopping bitch”
    As opposed to an entire team that was 13-3, had 11 Pro Bowlers on their team, home field advantage locked up through the playoffs, and Jacobs and the Giants made all of them their bitches in 2007. 1996, douchebag, 1996. What mood are you on your myspace page this week you sad little greasy haired troll? Still “lonely”?

  14. “Naah, he’s just a flopping bitch. Hopefully we can find out if he’s a lying bitch after the season, he’s only averaging 3.9 per carry.”
    Usually, it’s the opposing defenders flopping on their asses when Jacobs runs right over them, like he did to Roy Williams in the playoffs a couple years ago.

  15. “As opposed”
    Not as opposed to anything. Did he flop like a bitch or not? The answer is: he did. Nothing’s ever going to change that basic fact of life.
    “Usually, it’s the opposing defenders flopping on their asses when Jacobs runs right over them, like he did to Roy Williams in the playoffs a couple years ago.”
    Yeah great 14 for 54 yards performance there.

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