Comments on: Michael Irvin: Austin listens, Williams doesn't

By: Ocelot138

Ocelot138 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:52:15 +0000

It’s obvious that Dallas DeathStar is not older than 15, which means he certainly doesn’t remember any of those Cowboys championships.
How does that make you feel, Cowboys fans, that the only claim to your so-called “glory” are championships that even teenagers today weren’t alive to see?
Cue the “Eagles can’t get out of the playoffs!” lines, but you know what? You would die to see the Boys win a playoff game, you know it, and your insane jealousy is what drives you idiots to talk so much smack. So who’s worse? The team who hasn’t won a SuperBowl, or the asshat fans who are jealous of that team?

By: DallasDeathStar

DallasDeathStar — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:58:32 +0000

@VoxVagina
Thanks for pointing out my poor grammer and spelling
Here is one for you…..Spell this out D-A-L-L-A-S C-O-W-B-O-Y-S
F-I-V-E T-I-M-E S-U-P-E-R-B-O-W-L C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N-S
As long as its been for us to win one or a Playoff game , it never gets old!!!!!! But you wouldn’t know …. YOU HAVE NO WINNING SUPERBOWL HISTORY TO LOOK BACK ON…………………….
Now spell out…….
philadelphia eagles zero superbowls
by the way………. why must all Shegales fanstalk about mens dicks……………BECAUSE YOUR ALL ADDICTED TO EACH OTHERS BOYBUTTER

By: texasPHINSfan

texasPHINSfan — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:09:40 +0000

“Irvin and Sanders, what a combination. Both of them now have the platform to inject themselves where ever they can gain MORE face time. These two are the Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson of NFL analyst(in terms of injecting themselves when it’s not necessary). ”
spot on, spot on.
i very much respect the careers of both sanders & irvin, but i am tired of them continually injecting themselves in others’ lives and on the radio/tv. they are, essentially, the sharpton & jackson of the NFL – any way they can put their name in front of people, they do.
I’d be more impressed if Irvin came out and said something like this BEFORE we all knew the result.

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:53:29 +0000

Let me fix that last line for you:
“but as long as Austin keeps outplaying the much higher-paid Williams, we can expect Irvin to continue to use his radio show to distance himself from Williams and take credit for any of the success of Austin.”

By: Adam-Chris Scheftersen

Adam-Chris Scheftersen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:13:39 +0000

Did Michael Irvin also impart upon them the nuance of dancing the Samba? I think that’s what he’s most qualified to talk about.

By: pubicreign

pubicreign — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:54:25 +0000

ROY WILLIAMS A LIFELESS TURD???? Who’da thought?….Hey Irvin, make sure you break the cycle with the crack rock around your flash in the pan Austin, dont wanna stun his growth…we see his vertical already is lacking (Field goal dunk). Ehhhhh…..what do I care…LIGHT IT UP!!………………… 44-6

By: VoxVagina

VoxVagina — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:19:47 +0000

Also:
DallasDeathStar says:
November 3, 2009 9:23 PM
@ Philadeagles or should I call you Philmyasswithboybutter,
You prove again in you boohoo statement how small Philly fans minds are.
———————————————–
Idk about you, but I make MAN butter
You prove again in your boohoo statement how small Dallas fans’ dicks are

By: VoxVagina

VoxVagina — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:11:20 +0000

@DallasDeathStar
@ Philadeagles or should I call you Philmyasswithboybutter,
You prove again in you boohoo statement how small Philly fans minds are.
————————————————
I found at least 2 grammar/ spelling errors in that very short post.
You prove again in you(r) boohoo statement how small Dallas fans(‘) minds are.

By: DallasDeathStar

DallasDeathStar — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:23:23 +0000

@ Philadeagles or should I call you Philmyasswithboybutter,
You prove again in you boohoo statement how small Philly fans minds are.

By: DallasDeathStar

DallasDeathStar — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:12:49 +0000

Irvin is an NFL Hall Of Famer with 3 Superbowl rings.
How many Eagles can say that….let me see…….NONE……………You EAFAG fans are so predickheadable.

By: Ocelot138

Ocelot138 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:07:04 +0000

# VoxVeritas says: November 3, 2009 7:21 PM
“Nothing says “work ethic” and “allegiance” like stabbing a teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors because he sat down in a seat before you.”
Unless it’s killing restrained dogs because you just gotta kill SOMEthing, and people fight back.
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The differences? Vick didn’t commit those crimes playing with the Eagles, he served jail time for his crimes, and his failures aren’t swept under the rug by the media.
Irving had the Dallas police working as his professional goon squad, covering up the years of blow and hookers, and of course the famous stabbing incident. Not only did he get off scott free, the SOB is in the hall of fame.

By: TRAMO

TRAMO — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:01:43 +0000

Yea Irving could party all night and still kick the CHOKLES ( i mean eagles) butts on sundays.

By: SmackDaddy

SmackDaddy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:01:14 +0000

Irvin better keep his trap shut about his “help” he’s providing to players or else the players won’t let him “help” them any longer.

By: Philadeagles

Philadeagles — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:38:35 +0000

Irvin and Sanders, what a combination. Both of them now have the platform to inject themselves where ever they can gain MORE face time. These two are the Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson of NFL analyst(in terms of injecting themselves when it’s not necessary). I no longer watch NFL Network broadcast when those two clowns are on set.
If I’m RW, I ain’t listening to his a$$ either! Miles Austin won’t be listening to him either after he realizes Playmaker is claiming credit for his success, much like Neon Deon did/does/will do with Crabtree!

By: johnster

johnster — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:30:53 +0000

Williams is a waste, everyone knows that but JJ. Miles Austin, on the other hand, wasn’t it the Jets that tried to get him in the offseason? Somebody else knows what he can do.

By: comment_submission_error

comment_submission_error — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:40:25 +0000

Whenever I hear Irvin talking on television I tend to tune him out, too. But if Austin wants to listen to him, he should ask Michael to teach him the nuances of pushing off without catching a flag.

By: sportsyackontap

sportsyackontap — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:29:15 +0000

Irvin’s just pissed that Williams likes Pepsi, and Irvin likes Coke.

By: VoxVeritas

VoxVeritas — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:21:13 +0000

“Nothing says “work ethic” and “allegiance” like stabbing a teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors because he sat down in a seat before you.”
Unless it’s killing restrained dogs because you just gotta kill SOMEthing, and people fight back.

By: sinned

sinned — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:03:36 +0000

Quagmire that was funny as hell

By: Ocelot138

Ocelot138 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:49:29 +0000

“Michale Irvin admits he made poor lifestyle choices as a player. Two things nobody questions are his work ethic and his allegiance.”
Nothing says “work ethic” and “allegiance” like stabbing a teammate in the neck with a pair of scissors because he sat down in a seat before you.
But that’s just my opinion, y’know, as a guy who’s never stabbed anyone in the neck before with a pair of scissors.

By: Hosstyle In Tampa

Hosstyle In Tampa — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:24:52 +0000

When Irvin is right he is right:
Nobody in the NFL could get a better “jump off a line” than Michael Irvin…on or off the field…
boo-ya

By: sdffa11

sdffa11 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:06:41 +0000

both of the cowboys receivers are scrubs. wait until austin and williams are matched up against sheldon brown and asante samuel this weekend. im predicting it now. neither of them scores a TD and the cowboys running game and witten provide all the offense.

By: slipkid

slipkid — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:05:30 +0000

roy e wont go over the middle. he has alligator arms.

By: NoHomeTeam

NoHomeTeam — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:04:51 +0000

“Irvin may be exaggerating his own importance . . . ”
Don’t really need the rest of this sentence; this particular fragment should serve as a pretty much universal comment whenever Irvin is mentioned.

By: BluntTalk

BluntTalk — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:49:07 +0000

Whoever thinks RW has great hands, knows nothing about football and is still going off of old memories. Roy Williams is trully a bust!

By: footballrulz

footballrulz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:47:23 +0000

I’m a Packer fan. I’ve known who Miles Austin is since November of last year. Dallas has a player with him.

By: smilergrogan

smilergrogan — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:34:26 +0000

hawk: irvin can’t teach his hall of fame secrets since they don’t allow the reciever (even one wearing a star) to push off any longer.

By: SlimPickens

SlimPickens — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:12:13 +0000

exactly chapnasty. Austin is hungry and Williams isnt. It always seems to me that Roy E. would rather wear his UT hat than a star. c’mon bro, we need to move on already!!! your not 20 yrs old anymore pussy!!

By: TDHawk

TDHawk — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:05:10 +0000

Michale Irvin admits he made poor lifestyle choices as a player. Two things nobody questions are his work ethic and his allegiance. He didn’t always make the best decisions off the field, which reflected poorly on him as a Cowboy, but the guy cared, evidently still does. I don’t know the man personally but I respect anyone who cares enough to share his Hall of Fame secrets of success.

By: Nevisyakker

Nevisyakker — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:03:29 +0000

Soooooooo, WR coach for the Cowboys is one of Irvin’s side jobs?
Hey, they have coaches to instruct their players and too many voices giving different opinions is counterproductive.
Irvin should keep his ego out of it and leave the coaching to professionals.
The real issue here isn’t that Williams won’t soak up the great wisdom of michael Irvin, but that he is coasting his way through the remainder of his contract just happy to be getting paid all that money the Cowboys threw at him.