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Friday morning one-liners

The Bills are expected to activate WR James Hardy from the Physically Unable to Perform list next week.

Dolphins DE Randy Starks has 3.5 sacks in his last four games.

Rookie DL Myron Pryor will be the top sub in the Patriots defensive line rotation this weekend.

Said Jets CB Dwight Lowery, “There are still eight games left in the season and you think what could
happen. You can never count a team out because a team
could just get hot and start clicking. You want to get hot at the right
time.”

Ravens WR Derrick Mason vowed that the Bengals won’t shut him out like they did in their first meeting.

Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco FedExed deodorant to the Ravens secondary and linebackers Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs.

Browns RB Jamal Lewis remains committed to retiring following this season and says the decision has nothing to do with frustration.

QB Ben Roethlisberger has been lobbying Steelers offensive coordinator Bruce Arians to use the no-huddle offense more often.

Texans DT Shaun Cody sat out practice Thursday after getting an injection to try and treat his back problem.

The Colts offensive linemen spend a lot of time fining each other for offenses around the weight room and practice field.

The Jaguars would like to amp up their pass rush against the Chiefs this weekend.

Titans LB Stephen Tulloch looks forward to renewing acquantainces with childhood pal 49ers RB Frank Gore on Sunday.

Broncos LB Jarvis Moss may not play much, but he’s been the scout-team player of the week four or five times according to coach Josh McDaniels.

A mouthguard developed by the Patriots is what Chiefs QB Matt Cassel credits with helping him avoid concussions.

Raiders G Robert Gallery’s first child was born on Monday and he’s expected back in the Raiders lineup following the bye week.

Said Chargers WR Malcolm Floyd, “We all miss Chris [Chambers]. He was someone I respect and
look up to. It did open up an opportunity for me to make more plays
and get more involved.”

The Cowboys have been spread the ball around offensively with great success this season.

Giants RB Brandon Jacobs believes he is due for a 100-yard rushing day.

If LB Chris Gocong’s quadriceps injury keeps him out of the Eagles lineup Sunday night, Moise Fokou will make his first NFL start.

The Redskins tried out punters Reggie Hodges and Sam Paulescu on Thursday because Hunter Smith is injured again.

The Bears are happy with the speed of Nathan Vasher’s transition from cornerback to safety.

Lions LB Julian Peterson is looking forward to playing the Seahawks, his former team.

Said Packers T Mark Tauscher, “Practice, we’ve practiced fast and we do everything, but as far as game
speed, that’s something I haven’t done in quite a while, so when my
opportunity comes, I need to get into the swing of things as quick as
possible.”

The Vikings’ record would seem to justify their offseason personnel moves.

The Falcons signed veteran LS Bryan Pittman after they placed LS Michael Schneck on injured reserve.

The Panthers hope a more consistent cast of characters will spur better results on special teams.

Although K John Carney has missed several kicks recently, the Saints don’t appear to be turning back to Garrett Hartley.

Buccaneers LB Barrett Ruud rejected the notion that the defense needs the offense to pick up their slack.

With Stephen Spach back from his ankle injury, the Cardinals have decisions to make about which tight ends will play this week.

Bernie Miklasz of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch calls DE Chris Long the most disappointing player on the Rams.

The 49ers will ask LB Patrick Willis to keep an eye on Titans QB Vince Young this weekend.

LB David Hawthorne has played well since being thrust into the lineup, but it’s hard to see where his future might lie with the Seahawks.
            

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7 Responses to “Friday morning one-liners”
  1. footballrulz says: Nov 6, 2009 11:05 AM

    The Vikings’ record would seem to justify their offseason personnel moves.
    Ya think?

  2. CapsLockKey says: Nov 6, 2009 11:23 AM

    “Raiders G Robert Gallery’s first child was born on Monday and he’s expected back in the Raiders lineup following the bye week.”
    Wow, Al’s getting them even younger now. I guess Gallery’s kid must have clocked a 4.3 coming out of the womb.

  3. footballrulz says: Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM

    @CapsLockKey
    Too bad more people don’t comment on the “whatever morning one-liners”. I certainly hope they read the comments on this one because yours is classic. I’m still laughing.
    Good job, sir.

  4. OTF says: Nov 6, 2009 11:49 AM

    Good one Ocho!!

  5. slutnuts says: Nov 6, 2009 12:01 PM

    The Bills are expected to activate WR James Hardy from the Physically Unable to Perform list next week.
    however, they will move him to the physically unable to perform at this level list

  6. AirlineGuy says: Nov 6, 2009 1:17 PM

    When is Jacobs going to learn that the game is played on the field and not in the media between games?
    He’s more interested in talking himself up and the opponent down than he is about lowering his shoulders and hitting the hole.
    Jacobs is a loudmouth panty waste, and I still say “He’s better at running his mouth than at running the football”.

  7. Trolltoll says: Nov 6, 2009 1:19 PM

    “The 49ers will ask LB Patrick Willis to keep an eye on Titans QB Vince Young this weekend.”
    Just please don’t hurt the overly sensitive kid. If he realizes how weak he is to you it will crush him! Please!

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