Last week, we were able to justify not doing the "midseason awards" thing because most teams had yet to play eight games -- and because too many of you were paying attention to the final days of the World Series. (Now that baseball season is finally over, wake me up when it's time to go back to sleep.)
So we are now compelled to engage in the inherently meaningless exercise of dubbing certain players with titles like "Sir Loin of Beef" and "Sir Osis of the Liver."
Why? Because you want to see what we think, so that you can then call us idiots.
Our MVP, as previously explained in a PFTV segment and on NBC with Peter King and Jimmy Roberts, is Saints quarterback Drew Brees. Though Colts quarterback Peyton Manning has better stats and is winning in the midst of plenty of changes and challenges, there's something about the way that Brees pushes the buttons of his players, getting performances above and beyond their otherwise maximum ability.
Others deserving consideration are Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, and Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
But Peyton Manning is the our offensive player of the year, to date. He's on pace to break the single-season passing yardage record -- and it's no surprise. He has been playing long enough to be as smart and savvy on the field as a long-time head coach, but he still has the physical skills that made him the top pick in the 1998 draft.
On the defensive side of the ball, the player of the year thus far is Saints safety Darren Sharper, and we've got a feeling that, at some point in January, the Vikings will sorely regret not bringing him back, if they don't already. Though Vikings defensive end Jared Allen was a close second in our complex formula (slips of paper and hat), 7.5 of his 10.5 sacks came against "Baby Swiss"; Allen has only 3.0 sacks in six other games. Broncos defensive end Elvis Dumervil is in the conversation, too, with 10.5 sacks. (His failure to show up in the last two games hurts him, however.)
Offensive rookie of the year? Vikings receiver/kick returner Percy Harvin. Without question. He already has mastered the short routes of the West Coast offense, he has solid hands, and he returns kickoffs like a man among much slower men. If they can teach him how to field punts, he'll be a well-rounded version of Devin Hester.
Texans linebacker Brian Cushing is the defensive rookie of the year, in our view. He has helped beef up a defense that needs to improve in order to better complement a high-end offense. Bills defensive back Jairus Byrd gets consideration, too.
Coach of the year presents our biggest conundrum. And an opportunity to eat the biggest slice of humble pie. So we'll go with Chilly a/k/a Brad Childress, in large part because he recognized that quarterback Brett Favre would be a huge upgrade at quarterback, even without being at training camp. Chilly also gets bonus points for dressing in drag on the team plane and for keeping a straight face (for the most part) while talking about Brett Favre rubbing his own groin.
Worst coach? Eric Mangini of the Browns. Do we really need to explain this one?
The executive of the year (and again this one requires us to mutter "Newman" a time or two) is Colts G.M. Bill Polian, who picked the right guy to succeed Tony Dungy and has otherwise made the right moves to ensure that the team hasn't missed a beat, despite considerable change in various capacities.
The worst executive is also Eric Mangini, since he had the juice in Cleveland and then when it blew up he tried to blame it all on the worker bee, George Kokinis. Mangini should have traded one of his two subpar quarterbacks before the season, and he should have drafted in the mid-to-late rounds a young one to develop. And he shouldn't have rounded up so many Jets players who were just good enough to get him fired from his last job.
The best free-agent signing came when the Bengals managed to keep tailback Cedric Benson around via a fairly favorable contract. Fortunately for the Bengals, not many teams were paying attention to Benson's ability to move the chains late last season on a team that had no passing game.
The worst free-agent signing is a N.O.-brainer. It's T.O., who based on his performance should have ads for the second season of his reality show printed on a milk carton. He definitely made the Bills relevant, until the games started.
We might add a few categories later. But it's too close to lunch and I'm distracted by thoughts of pan-frying last night's leftover pizza. (If you've never pan-fried leftover pizza, you should by a pizza tonight for the sole purpose of trying it tomorrow. You can thank us later.)
PFT's midseason awards, or something
Posted by Mike Florio on November 12, 2009 11:46 AM ET
Haha...another BULLSEYE on the Mangini smack.
-suffering Browns fan.
MVP for non story? A certain scoreboard in Texas.
Too much words for awards, dawg.
Percy Harvin is overrated, I'd take Mike Wallace over him any day of the week. Let the season play out and see who finishes with better numbers. The media (Florio inclduded) need to get off the Harvin's nuts. OVERRATED!
Pan fry? Details man DETAILS!
Lid or no lid? Hi heat low heat?
Cmon Im starvin with Papa Johns in my chill chest
The at the half Coach of the year, in my opinion, should be rookie coach Josh McDaniel. Marvin Lewis is close on his heels. If not for a freak tipped pass, the Bengals would be all the rage that Denver has been. Who Dey!
Im convinced that you included a "worst" category just so you could take another shot at Mangini.
Get over your man crush, please, it's pathetic.
I swear you try to implement a Mangini-bash or Browns-bash in any article that it's even remotely possible.
Good thing these awards weren't given out two weeks ago because Josh McDaniels and Kyle Orton would have been named Co-Kings of the Universe.
Just like Jim Zorn was after a 6-2 start last year.
Clevlandsucks:
Wallace Rec 25-347-3 Rus-4-43
Harvin Rec 28-369 -3 Rus 8-39
Over rated huh? pretty even to wallace but......
KR Wallace 0-0-0
K R Harvin 28-860 30.7 avg. 2 tds
STFU!
You have no basis for calling hime overrated except for jealousy.
Just say you don't like him, if that's the case, but the numbers belie your claim.
Asshat!
@ Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat
Harvin overrated? Have you seen the kid play you idiot? He has the stats to prove it, and is one of the most exciting players to watch in the league. What has Wallace done? 2 maybe 3 good games, that's about it.
Pull your head out of your you know what.
Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat says:
November 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Percy Harvin is overrated, I'd take Mike Wallace over him any day of the week. Let the season play out and see who finishes with better numbers. The media (Florio inclduded) need to get off the Harvin's nuts. OVERRATED!
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LOL Congratulations! You win the Daily Dumb Ass Award!!! As the only chud on earth that thinks Harvin is OVERRATED you win an all expenses paid weekend of love with Mark Schlereth to talk retarded football takes and fellate one another. Have Fun!!
Not surprised about the mention of Brady and Ben. I think that's required if you write about the NFL or somehow lightning will strike you down. MVP is Peyton not Brees. People that truly understand the phrase "most valuable player" get this. That's why Florio had to try to knock that down already. Don't get me wrong, I like Brees and the Saints are for real big time. But Peyton has done more in the face of adversity and change.
Once again Harvin asslickers, you fail to realize that Harvin is the 2nd WR on his , while Wallace is the 3rd on his and he barely played the first 3 games of the season. Wallace had made the MORE of his opportunities then Harvin. Watch the game tape.
I'd say Percy Harvin is the offensive rookie of the year because of what he does on special teams, too. But I can't say that he gets this consideration without question. Mike Wallace is turning into a big play receiver and he leads all NFL rookies in total yards and is averaging over 17 yards a catch.
These two (barring injury or meltdown) should split the votes with Harvin taking it because of what he does on special teams. But Wallace not even getting considered by anyone for ROY is just a testament to the media love affair with certain teams.
Other than that, I say you've done well. I think Manning is the MVP with Brees being the OPOY, though, because Manning is putting up those numbers with no name receivers and Brees is benefiting from large targets and sometimes fluky big plays.
@danlinker says:
"Don't get me wrong, I like Brees and the Saints are for real big time. But Peyton has done more in the face of adversity and change."
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If your talking injuries that's all going to change over the 2nd half of the season when all the injuries catch up with them. That piece-of-cake schedule has also been a boon that's allowed Manning to pad his numbers, and many of those opponents have shot themselves in the foot as opposed to the Colts beating them up - especially the past few weeks. Using "change" is bullshit. You go from St. Tony to his top (long-term) assistant and no other turnover in the teams coaching ranks. That aint no change of consequence. All Caldwell has to do is stay out of the way and not screw anything up, which he's done well.
Brees is clearly WAY past Manning at this point of the year.
But Peyton Manning is the our offensive player of the year, to date. He's on pace to break the single-season passing yardage record -- and it's no surprise.
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Matt Schaub: Numbers:2,653 -17 TD, 9INT
Peyton Manning: Numbers: 2,545-16TD, 5INT
C'mon folks give Matt Schaub some love PLEASE
since we're going by stats here Matt Schaub is closer to breaking the record at this point than Peyton is, and no recognition for Schaub can you guys be a little bit more objective with the reviews, I'm not even a fan of the TEXANS but Schaub is playing great football.
"The worst free-agent signing is a N.O.-brainer. It's T.O., who based on his performance should have ads for the second season of his reality show printed on a milk carton."
Chris Can'ty should at least get honorable mention. Two games played, two tackles. That's $21 million per tackle so far. TO's only getting $282K per catch.
What Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat fails to realize is that Harvin is the #3 receiver behind Berrian and Rice. Even when Berrian has been out with a hamstring, Harvin did not start in his place. Calling everyone names cannot disguise your ignorance.
One thing to remember about Percy is that his shoulder has been hurting him most of the season. He is one tough kid to go from looking like there will be no way he'll play to not only playing but contirbuting and being an integral part of the Vikings.
Oh and here are the actual receiving stats cuz someone posted the wrong ones to make Harvin Look better than Wallace. Again I think Harvin is the ROY but he is getting too much hype:
Wallace--25 catches for437 yards and 3 tds with 9 catches of twenty yards or more and 3 catches of 40+ yards
Harvin--28 catches for 369 yards and 3 tds with 6 catches of 20+ yards and and 2 catches of 40+ yards.
But Harvin is the kick returner too so he gets the nod. Without the return yards, it's Wallace because he is also the third option behind two superbowl mvps. Harvin is the second option behind...Sidney Rice. He doesn't have the competition when it comes to getting the ball.
@Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat
To me it sounds like you are licking Wallace's ass. Pull your tongue out of there dude. Harvin is a #3 WR as well behind rice and berrian. (Yes berrian has been injured a couple of games).
Yes they are about even with reception yards and TDs, but Harvin dominates on special teams. Once again, you are an idiot.
Chickenfoot:
Check the stats again. Wallace is at 25-437-3. I like Wallace as a WR much more than Harvin, but Harvin brings special teams talent to the table and that probably gives him the edge.
"Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat says:
November 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Percy Harvin is overrated, I'd take Mike Wallace over him any day of the week. Let the season play out and see who finishes with better numbers. The media (Florio inclduded) need to get off the Harvin's nuts. OVERRATED!"
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alright. you take wallace, i'll take harvin. ;)
Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat says:
November 12, 2009 12:52 PM
Once again Harvin asslickers, you fail to realize that Harvin is the 2nd WR on his , while Wallace is the 3rd on his and he barely played the first 3 games of the season. Wallace had made the MORE of his opportunities then Harvin. Watch the game tape.
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No one cares if they are second or fourth receivers. Or that Wallace barely played 3 games toolbox. Percy has seen limited action also. From shoulder to migraine problems. Numbers talk,bullshit walks. Harvins kr numbers are making him a legitimate NFL fear factor to teams like Hester was. Enjoy the award, Mark is waiting on your services dumb dumb! I'd bet every NFL coach would take Percy over the guy you are snuggling up to.
That's funny, LeBronJeremy said "Wallace not even getting considered by anyone for ROY is just a testament to the media love affair with certain teams." Bwhahhaahahaaa! Doesn't Mike Wallace play for the Steelers? Aren't they at least in the top 3 of teams getting constant media love (Cowboys and Pats being the others)?
It would seem to me that Brian Orakpo's best among rookies 5 1/2 sacks ought to at least get him a mention as Def Rookie of the Year.
OTOH, Jim Zorn should also be getting mention as worst coach, and Vinnie Cerato as worst manager.
The Analyst:
I second the motion on Cerrato for worst executive!
Mike, if you'd done this two weeks ago, I'd have said McDaniels for COY. Still not sure I'd vote Chilly over Peyton, but he definitely gets points for his "I'm Norman Bates, Fly Me" and "Bob Newhart describes Brett's groin rub" routines.
Switch Manning and Brees as MVP and OPOY.
As for Wallace and Harvin--come on, Cleveland Sucks. I'm a Steeler devotee, too, but no fan of the game can say Percy Harvin is overrated. Yes, their stats are similar but for the returns. And yes, Harvin has had more playing time than Wallace. And yes, Wallace should be getting more attention. But none of that means Harvin is overrated. It means Wallace is underrated. And I'm okay with that. Underrated means defenses pay less attention to him.
As a Steelers fan, I really don't care how many times I hear Harvin instead of Wallace. I only care that I'm hearing Wallace instead of Sweed.
Umm, KR's aren't considered in OFFESIVE Rookie of the Year awards. That would be Special Teams player of the Year award, which there is no Rookie category. You gotta compare their offensive numbers, not offensive plus KR.
Wallaces numbers are a little better, but even as a Steelers fan I can admit Harvin is a slightly better player.
Give Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat a break, he's a Steelers fan. They're known for saying idiotic things. Like the one time I had a 30 minute argument with a Steelers moron that Lee Flowers was one of the top 3 safeties in the NFL.
LebronJeremy
Harvin is leading Wallace in total yards by almost half a mile, Harvin has better stats and those 800 plus special teams yards means something if you look at the field position he gives them to start off each drive...
Manning, with no name recievers????????? REGGIE WAYNE, you heard of him before?
"Let the season play out and see who finishes with better numbers. "
Cleveland Sucks, that was probably the single dumbest thing you could have possibly written. Is the term "Mid-Season Award" really that difficult to grasp? Really?
Sheesh.
Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat says:
November 12, 2009 12:52 PM
Once again Harvin asslickers, you fail to realize that Harvin is the 2nd WR on his , while Wallace is the 3rd on his and he barely played the first 3 games of the season. Wallace had made the MORE of his opportunities then Harvin. Watch the game tape.
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Harvin is on a RUSH 1st team and is NOT the 2nd WR on his team its the Rice/Berrian combo and I would even say shaincoe gets a lot of looks especially in the redzone. You forget to mention that big ben and company throw the ball almost every play until Mendenhall dominated their last game's 2nd half.
"Manning is putting up those numbers with no name receivers...."
Who are these "Reggie Wayne" and "Dallas Clark" characters???? They seem like they might be pretty good.
Stillerz says:
November 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Umm, KR's aren't considered in OFFESIVE Rookie of the Year awards. That would be Special Teams player of the Year award, which there is no Rookie category. You gotta compare their offensive numbers, not offensive plus KR.
Wallaces numbers are a little better, but even as a Steelers fan I can admit Harvin is a slightly better player.
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You have just won the asshat of the month award!
There are no specifications on the rookie of the year award you asinine moron.
If you are that big of an idiot, I'd just quit posting now. Seriously, you look like an uninformed derelict.
It continues to amaze me the lack of football knowledge on this site. It's just dumfounding!!
Yes, I mistyped the receiving yards numbers, my apologies, it was not intentional to " make Harvins numbers look better".
The big difference between Harvin and Wallace is that Harvin is a game breaker and difference maker, Wallace is good though.
Harvin is hands down the winner at mid season.
@LebronJeremy
You say his "Special Teams" stats should get him the Offensive Rookie of the Year award. Why wouldn't his "Special Teams"stats get him "Special Teams" Player of the year ward. You do know they give that one out to. Offensive ROTF should be based on Offensive stats only...Jackass!!!
Stillerz says:
November 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Umm, KR's aren't considered in OFFESIVE Rookie of the Year awards.
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Show me proof of this. I think you are wrong. So Florio was wrong as well as many other NFL analysts I hear bring up his KR's in this conversation? If you have proof, I would honor it.
@ Cleveland sucks
You're right dude Harvin totally blows man... haha.
Homer
They should change MVP to MVQ. When was the last time someone other than a QB was even considered?
Since a QB is only on the field when offense is, when does he affect the defense or the special teams? Cripes when was the last time that even a backup qb played on special teams.
The QB position has been diluted by special rules to protect them and the wonders of technology so that someone else can tell them what they should do next.
I'm not saying that they aren't the most valuable player on the team, I'm saying that they are typically the only ones being considered.
Of course I like Harvin and Allen and I agree that Minny may regret letting Sharper go (other than the Vikes still using the Cover 2 which took Sharper out of his centerfielder element anyway - revisit the stats or just ask Bobby Nelson if Minnesota's overall immorality played a role there). Hate to say it, but Favre probably knows how to get the ball downfield without having to resort to risking putting it near Sharper when they play the NFC Championship game. And those balls will likely be directed at Harvin underneath and in some seams. Looking at Favre's INT number thus far, he clearly has made some drastic changes to his previous attitude.
Otherwise, until Canton puts very small busts in tiny a new wing for 'winners' of these so-called 'awards', this is all just another nice play at getting us to blather at each other and argue for clicks.
"He likes it! Hey Mikey!"
Percy Harvin is better! No! Mike Wallace is better!
My dad can beat up your dad.
Wow! A lot of huffing and puffing over one persons opinion of a mid season award.
Florio, why don't you just give these guys the "c0-offensive rookie of the half way point this year award" so everyone can just get along.
Wow Chickenfoot obviously has an inferiority complex and a limited vocabulary. However, I agree that Percy Harvin should get the OROTMS awards despite technicalities of whether or not his Special Teams stats should count. But I would definitely say Wallace is the runner-up simply because he has the set to sport the mohawk.
Pan-frying pizza? So what fraternity did you join on campus?
I can't wait for the playoffs. So all this talk about Drew Brees being the best QB in the game will go away.... along with the Saints in their first game.
Florio got one thing right... he's definitely an idiot. That is all.
They should change MVP to MVQ. When was the last time someone other than a QB was even considered?
LaDanian Tomlinson? 2006
Shaun Alexander? 2005
Florio, been pan frying left over pizza for years. Put a lil olive oil in skillet,med high heat. Throw in until pizza crust crisp again. no lid.micro wave makes reheated rubber pizza. You are smarter than you look Florio!
For the idiot that said Matt Schaub is closer to breaking the record than Peyton Manning, maybe you should check the stats a little more closely. Let's assume that your stats listed are correct.
That means Schaub has 108 more passing yards, 1 more TD, and 4 more INTs. The key stat here...um, Schaub has played ONE MORE GAME than Peyton. They are on a bye this week.
Nice try, but while Schaub is playing excellent football...he's nowhere close to being in Manning, Brady, or Brees league. Not. Even. Close.
Cleveland Sucks aka Philly Sewer Rat says:
November 12, 2009 12:52 PM
Once again Harvin asslickers, you fail to realize that Harvin is the 2nd WR on his , while Wallace is the 3rd on his and he barely played the first 3 games of the season. Wallace had made the MORE of his opportunities then Harvin. Watch the game tape.
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Really, really, did you just make this statement?
Harvin is 3rd on the vikings depth chart, Sidney Rice and Berrian are ahead of him. Harvin has been on the field for less offensive plays then Wallace. Wallace does impress me on his blocking for running plays. But Harvin's KR abilities gives him the edge. No one has averaged as high as Harvin except for Hester a few years back.
Logically, wouldn't the guy you chose as Defensive Player of the Year also be the top free agent signing?
Brees put up good/great numbers the last few years and the Saints were only good not great. The real reason for their success rests with Gregg Williams and Darren Sharper. These two are the true COY and POY/MVP choices. Without that new defense the Saints would still be struggling to score enough to win those close 42-40 games.
Brady for Come Back Player of the Year.
How can you not at least mention that Louis Delmas kid from Detroit? He's been their one bright spot from what I've seen.
Who did Drew Brees every beat
There is a simple and easy way to resolve this Harvin/Wallace debate. Someone call the Steelers and request that Wallace be their KR.
By the end of the season, Harvin will have done something in the wildcat formation and then OH NO, how do we compare that stat?? Someone call the Vikings and request that Harvin doesn't take any snaps in the wildcat formation.
It's not all about stats. Who cares about if they are the 2nd or 3rd WR. What next? Steelers have an outdoor stadium, the Vikings indoor?
What number is Wallace?
Wait I just read that I was a jackass for saying Harvin should be ROY for his return numbers, even though I am a Pittsburgh fan, and I think Mike Wallace is the better receiver in an offense behind 2 superbowl mvps.
I also read someone scoffing at me for suggesting that there is a media love affair with teams that aren't Pittsburgh like the Vikings. How about this? Roethlisberger has 2 rings and more game winning drive than anyone in the nfl since 2004, and he's putting up quality numbers and Steve Young still says he isn't an elite QB. Mike Wallace gets no consideration for ROY even though he leads all rookies with yards and yards per catch and he's the third option behind hall of famer Hine Ward and big play man Santonio Holmes.
James Farrior has consistently had more sacks and likely more actual tackles than Ray Lewis in a defense that consistently is better than the Ravens and he still doesn't get considered the best linebacker. Last year everyone was talking about how Ed Reed is better than Polamalu and in the AFC championship game, Reed was burned on three plays, while Polamalu made 4th down tackles, blew up plays in the backfield and had a Tasmanian devil style rumble to the endzone off of an int that sealed the game.
In the Dallas Pittsburgh game last year, all of the post game talk focused on how good the Dallas D was when it was Pittsburgh kept that vaunted offense under 300 yards with five turnovers.
I don't want anyone saying that there isn't a love affair with Brett Favre, the Ravens, or the Cowboys over Pittsburgh
Igottz5onit says:
November 12, 2009 2:21 PM
Wow Chickenfoot obviously has an inferiority complex and a limited vocabulary.
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Who is this idiotic asshat?
You best run along junior. I will verbally rip you a new one if you don't.
You would not be the 1st poster I've run off this site.
Best that you just stick to posting and not calling out people.
As for the "technicality" of his ST numbers.
All his stats count.
http://hamptonroads.com.nyud.net/2009/11/harvins-pace-go-distance-run-away-offensive-rookie-honors
Please, STFU. ok?
"There are no specifications on the rookie of the year award you asinine moron."
It doesnt say ROOKIE OF THE YEAR you assanine moron it says OFFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR. Kick returns are part of special teams your dumbass dont post if you have absolutely no idea of what you are talking about. Jesus did you even read the article? If so please quote what it says before Percy Harvins name....
Ill do it for you:
"Offensive rookie of the year? Vikings receiver/kick returner Percy Harvin."
Sorry I'm a stupid asshat and cant read. Does that say Offensive??? STFU
Haha the The Virginia Pilot? That 'blog' has quite a good reputation and is an extremely reliable source of information...
Tom Robinsion is that you??
hahahahahahaha
# TheDieselKeisel says: November 12, 2009 3:41 PM
Who did Drew Brees every beat
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He's only destroyed every team they've played. They beat every team by 10+ points, except for one team they beat by nine points. Came back from a 21 point deficit and still won by 20 points.
Mike, why do you let sooo many jackoffs post on this site.
Florio,
Why don't you put in a requirement for posting. You must achieve a certain score on an intelligence test. Just saying maybe we can lose some of the ignorance.
Thank you.
Chickenfoot,
I'm pretty sure Wallace had a 40 yard td catch against the Vikings while they were playing in two deep zone coverage, which is specifically designed to...not give up 40 yard td passes. He went right past the two safeties. I would say that constitutes a game breaking play. And yes, I know Harvin had a kick return against Pitt and they have never had good kick coverage, but I would say they are both game breakers...not just Harvin
what about this stat..
Mike Wallace- 4 rushes for 43 yards
Percy Harvin- 8 rushes for 39 yards
That throws a big loop in your guys debate I guess...
This thread it dumb. You guys get into someone's opinion too much. Let the season play out and say I told you so later if you need to feel better about yourself and "your" team (the team you cheer for but is not actually yours)
Chickenfoot says:
November 12, 2009 4:38 PM
Who is this idiotic asshat?
You best run along junior. I will verbally rip you a new one if you don't.
You would not be the 1st poster I've run off this site.
Best that you just stick to posting and not calling out people.
As for the "technicality" of his ST numbers.
All his stats count.
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Could be the funniest post ever. He's run other posters off of the site, and will verbally "rip you a new one"- as long as he does it before his parents
get home. Yeah, this guy is a bit insecure. Hurry and take off your Mom's panties before she gets home.
Frank booth has a point hahahaha. Chickenfoot running people off of this sight? I couldn't think of anything more pathetic.
I'd like to see some some know-nothing who lied posted the wrong stats to make a point run me out.
chickenfoot = timid, shy, momma's boy, who gets beat up at school every day for your lunch money. but hey, you're a big, bad-ass poster on pft.com who has "run people off", so i guess that counts for something in your sad life. pathetic.
scomibord-I'm talking about playoffs. How many rings does he have?...........jackoff....
Frank:
My momma? really? That's all you have to say?
Not insecure in the least. Just pissed at this jagoff for posting something as inane as he did.
By the way, my mom goes commando, no panties for me to wear.
Anyone with Lebron in theie screen name is not worth my time. I guess you are that big of a loser that you have to have your "heroes" name in there, does that give you a funny feeling in your pants or something?
South, you could not be further off base.
Never said I was a bad ass poster, just was telling the guy the truth. There are people that do not come on this site anymore, because of me.
It doesn't count for anything at all, it actually is quite humorous to me that people's verbal skills are lacking enough that thay cannot keep up with me.
The total lack of knowledge of the fans on this site is hilarious to me.
90% of you jagoffs don't even know that ST teams stats count towards ROY honors.
You sit on here and mouth off without knowing any facts and make yourselves look like blathering idiots.
I could give 2 shits in a wishing well what you people think of me.
If I have anything, it's a superiority complex.
I know i am better than you.
Run along now girls, unless you want a spanking.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit,
but you there's a lot of chicken shit in Chickenfoot.
Wow Frank.
That is apropos of nothing. It doesn't even make sense. For me to have a lot of chicken shit, I'd have to be afraid of something.
If that is the best you have( which I'm sure it is). I'd give up now. You are only embarassing yourself and look the fool.
Of course, I'm sure this is a common occurence in your daily life.
I'm sure you find yourself on a daily basis, looking in the mirror and asking yourself, is my life really worth living?
God, that was a truly embarassing post by you.
I mean just inane beyond belief.
Maybe you want to have someone help you with that next time?
You are another in a long line of losers that will concentrate more on me, than what the post is about. Why is that? i think it's just envy, plain and simple.
Look, I don't blame you, if I wasn't me, I'd wanna be me.
I'm the straw that stirs the PTF drink.
I'm taking it easy on you right now, so, just back away from the keyboard and slowly walk away Frankie.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Chickenfoot-
I love your posts. They're amusing, and a grand display of your insecurity.
You may want to shorten your ramblings and be a bit more concise so that you don't lose your audience. It might be helpful for an adult to proofread it as well before you hit "submit".
It's great that you have the time to stop playing X-Box for a while and come over here to puff out your chest.
Have a great day and keep 'em coming.
LMAO this site is funny as hell, reminds me of the old MSNBC football board and "chickenfoot" seems really close to one of the posters over there.
Talk about "homers". Unreal. Who cares who is the "best" player? It a friggin' TEAM sport dudes...