With the right to screw up the first overall pick in the 2010 draft likely hanging in the balance, the Browns are doing their best to pass the cup to the Lions.
Cleveland leads Detroit by 21 points.
In the first quarter.
Quarterback Brady Quinn has completed eight of nine passes for 151 yards and three touchdowns.
Maybe he should have tied his escalators to single-game performance, not single-season playing time.
It’s 24-3, and barring a miracle it’s over.