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Tiger Woods the butt of Jaguars' joke

Tiger Woods was the butt of late-night comedians’ jokes all last week. On Sunday he became the butt of an NFL mascot’s joke.

During Sunday’s Jaguars-Texans game in Jacksonville, the Jaguars wanted to entertain the fans during a break in the action. So they had a guy in a tiger suit, wearing the red shirt and black hat that Woods himself typically wears on Sundays, run around on the field being chased by a blond woman wielding a golf club.

The photographic evidence is here.

Woods himself probably wouldn’t find it amusing, and some will question whether the Jaguars’ stunt was in bad taste. But the bottom line with some antics is that they’re supposed to be funny. And this one was very funny.

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56 Responses to “Tiger Woods the butt of Jaguars' joke”
  1. DarthPirate says: Dec 7, 2009 8:35 PM

    I find it funny. Well done Jags!

  2. sevenirongator says: Dec 7, 2009 8:36 PM

    Good thing no one was there to see it

  3. GoBrowns19 says: Dec 7, 2009 8:38 PM

    That is VERY funny! Excellent work Jax.

  4. The Real Shuxion says: Dec 7, 2009 8:39 PM

    That is a funny picture.
    And this dog could be getting a tryout:
    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/worlds-strongest-dog.jpg

  5. Rex Grossman says: Dec 7, 2009 8:41 PM

    That is disgustingly racist. Blacks were often “clubbed” to death in the streets not long ago and they think it’s in good taste to have a WHITE woman chase down a BLACK figure with a CLUB? I am appalled.

  6. mike says: Dec 7, 2009 8:42 PM

    An important Lesson to all!! Marriage DOES NOT WORK!! It is an outdated institution in which 80% of all marriages in this country Fail and Fail miserably!! Marriage does not work and Tiger like many other men in this country have to learn the hard way!
    STAY SINGLE MEN AND PROSPER!
    You don’t need someone else in your life to validate your existence!! Life’s too short to be miserable!! Live each moment to the Fullest and by all means stay SINGLE!! Giving up 300 Million is not worth it!! What ashame that some men in this country still have to learn the hard way!! Poor Tiger!!!

  7. IWanttoPunchFloriointheFace says: Dec 7, 2009 8:43 PM

    Hilarious – so nice to see that asshole finally get some well deserved bad pub…

  8. hardtolikedabears says: Dec 7, 2009 8:45 PM

    At The Real Shuxion
    great photo!

  9. laxcoach says: Dec 7, 2009 8:46 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI8lJlWsURA

  10. IWanttoPunchFloriointheFace says: Dec 7, 2009 8:48 PM

    Rex Grossman – I am extremely appalled that you would bring up race in this…he’s married to a WHITE woman, you friggin’ idiot – it has nothing to do with race at all.
    If anyone deserves to be clubbed to death, it would be you.

  11. JoeSixPack says: Dec 7, 2009 8:52 PM

    This bad publicity has tarnished his image so much that Tiger might be forced to change his name… to Cheetah.

  12. slipkid says: Dec 7, 2009 8:53 PM

    well marriage sure doesnt work when one isnt trying very hard.
    blacks were clubbed to death? or lynched in massive numbers? not in the frequency of black-on-white crime from the 1960s on.
    keep pretending yer the victims. you arent.

  13. kayC says: Dec 7, 2009 8:53 PM

    Rex Grossman and mike sound like they were made for each other.

  14. hardtolikedabears says: Dec 7, 2009 8:55 PM

    # Rex Grossman says: December 7, 2009 8:41 PM
    That is disgustingly racist. Blacks were often “clubbed” to death in the streets not long ago and they think it’s in good taste to have a WHITE woman chase down a BLACK figure with a CLUB? I am appalled.
    Are you kidding us??? Get a sense of humor. Many of us judge people by the content of their character, not their skin color. There are A-holes everywhere and there are good people everywhere. Some are white, brown, red, yellow, rainbow (for the homosexuals), and yes, black.
    C-mon man!!!

  15. FavreHasAVagina says: Dec 7, 2009 8:55 PM

    Someone correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t Rex Grossman white? Shut your mouth douchebag

  16. pork star says: Dec 7, 2009 8:56 PM

    “That is disgustingly racist. Blacks were often “clubbed” to death in the streets not long ago and they think it’s in good taste to have a WHITE woman chase down a BLACK figure with a CLUB?”
    Oh, forchrissakes….
    Surely, it had nothing to do with Elin Nordegrin (WHITE woman) chasing down Tiger Woods (BLACK figure) and busting out his car windows with a CLUB?
    No, that can’t be it.
    You’re right–the Jags are racist! That’s exactly it!
    Al Sharpton, is that you?

  17. straightup says: Dec 7, 2009 8:58 PM

    I thought it was funny. The next chic he’ll shag is the chic with the club. I don’t know if high profile sports figures should be married, i know i would nail every chic that i could….lol.

  18. TFBuckFutter says: Dec 7, 2009 8:58 PM

    I hate to be all political correcty…..and the situation is pretty funny…..
    But it is actually a pretty serious thing that occurs every day…..we just don’t laugh at it because the genders are usually reversed.

  19. NoKoolaidCowboy says: Dec 7, 2009 9:04 PM

    Whatever. Kind of corny – I think Chad Ocho Cinco’s antics are funnier. But whatever.

  20. Youngone says: Dec 7, 2009 9:05 PM

    mike, (not florio) you sound like someone who has had a failed marriage or you are getting a lot of different vasheen right now.

  21. Avon Barksdale says: Dec 7, 2009 9:06 PM

    hahaha, i think mike is off his meds but can’t help but agreeing.

  22. bake says: Dec 7, 2009 9:08 PM

    BEST HALFTIME SHOW SINCE THE WARDDROBE MALFUNCTION

  23. scrapdawg12 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:08 PM

    I see nothing wrong with it

  24. ham1 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:15 PM

    HA HA HA that was funny.

  25. Koy's neck beard says: Dec 7, 2009 9:15 PM

    Hey Rex Grossman- Its a guy in a friggin tiger suit. Is the woman chasing him rascist because she doesn’t like orange people with black stripes?

  26. TealDeal says: Dec 7, 2009 9:15 PM

    Hey Rex, Nice game yesterday…
    It was hilarious. The Tiger guy was introduced as Jaxon’s cousin, he had been hanging out and hitting on the cheerleaders for about 10 minutes prior to his introduction.

  27. dzimm08 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:15 PM

    Until this incident I always considered Tiger an excellent driver.

  28. TDs says: Dec 7, 2009 9:17 PM

    That’s almost as good as the SNL skit – well done! There needs to be about 6 more white chicks (or VIP hostesses) the way things are going…

  29. shannscott2000 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:20 PM

    @Rex Grossman-
    Since you’re so worried about racism, maybe you should stop referring to African-Americans as “blacks”.

  30. SaintsBucsPanthersSUKK says: Dec 7, 2009 9:21 PM

    Frosted Flakes’ Tony The Tiger finds the joke offensive, while the Trix rabbit, who is white, finds it entertaining. Surprise, surprise.

  31. dmp5687 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:23 PM

    That dog is a genetically modifed Whippet. They are normally very thin and very fast. Changing just one gene makes them very muscular. I’m trying to get them to go that to me too.

  32. Favre On HGH says: Dec 7, 2009 9:32 PM

    That is disgustingly racist. Blacks were often “clubbed” to death in the streets not long ago and they think it’s in good taste to have a WHITE woman chase down a BLACK figure with a CLUB? I am appalled.
    ——————–
    I’m appalled at rich black men taking all the white super models – men and women.

  33. Richm2256 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:34 PM

    mike says:
    December 7, 2009 8:42 PM
    An important Lesson to all!! Marriage DOES NOT WORK!! It is an outdated institution in which 80% of all marriages in this country Fail and Fail miserably!! Marriage does not work and Tiger like many other men in this country have to learn the hard way!
    STAY SINGLE MEN AND PROSPER!
    You don’t need someone else in your life to validate your existence!! Life’s too short to be miserable!! Live each moment to the Fullest and by all means stay SINGLE!! Giving up 300 Million is not worth it!! What ashame that some men in this country still have to learn the hard way!! Poor Tiger!!!
    ————————————————-
    Spoken like a 25 year old virgin living in his mom’s basement.
    Tiger might not like that, domestic abuse groups may not like that, but damn that was cute.

  34. YP2K says: Dec 7, 2009 9:35 PM

    Tiger is probably laughing at their lack of ticket sales and impending move to another city . . .

  35. efangule says: Dec 7, 2009 9:43 PM

    Hey shannscott2000,
    maybe you should stop referring to Americans as “African-Americans”. Not to be all political on a stupid sports blog, but using that hyphenated name is what helps keep the races apart in this country.
    How about we just call all Americans simply that from now on. Ok?
    Thanks.

  36. *Legion* says: Dec 7, 2009 9:50 PM

    To everyone complaining about Rex Grossman’s post:
    Welcome to the Internet. We hope you enjoy your stay.
    That post is what we here who have been on the Internet for more than 15 minutes call, “a troll”.
    It’s a post that is intentionally inflammatory, and usually knowingly incorrect, for the sole purpose of getting a reaction.
    And look at how many of you lined up to provide one.
    It’s OK. You obviously just stuck your “2 million free hours” AOL CD into your Windows 98-powered Packard Bell PC and are joining us here on the Information Superhighway ™ for the very first time. So take this as a lesson in the ways of the Internet, and hopefully, you won’t make yourself looks like giant suckers next time.

  37. realityonetwo says: Dec 7, 2009 9:55 PM

    Too bad he didn’t hook up with McNair’s chick…

  38. JAG880 says: Dec 7, 2009 9:56 PM

    Jaxson de Ville (the Jaguars’ mascot) often does current events skits. He had a Kanye West skit earlier this season.

  39. jibfest says: Dec 7, 2009 10:01 PM

    “That is disgustingly racist. Blacks were often “clubbed” to death in the streets not long ago and they think it’s in good taste to have a WHITE woman chase down a BLACK figure with a CLUB? I am appalled. ”
    — I don’t know if this is meant to be sarcstic. If you are truly disgusted, that is lame. I guess you must be equally as dusgusted when black comedians make fun of white people.

  40. steveinohio says: Dec 7, 2009 10:07 PM

    hey rex grossman. I gotta think you were trying to be funny…I also think you gotta work on your delivery and joke structure. Besides, Tiger’s life is going pretty good overall. He doesn’t need you to rescue him.

  41. Rob Noxious says: Dec 7, 2009 10:22 PM

    BAD TASTE?!?
    You know, Tiger brought this on himself. He worked to get and maintain that squeeky clean image, then whored around with what? 10+ women besides his wife? And got caught?
    He deserves to be ridiculed.

  42. Mean D says: Dec 7, 2009 10:23 PM

    My cat finds this very racist. Many blonde women beat felines with golf clubs so this is no laughing matter. It IS pure racism against the entire cat family. And Rex Grossman is a true buffoon.

  43. dlodown1 says: Dec 7, 2009 10:35 PM

    The real joke here is that an immature, little boy trapped in a man’s body can’t learn to keep it in his pants….Hopefully you choke on your own ego……What up now Tigga..?

  44. RichieBugs83 says: Dec 7, 2009 10:57 PM

    Good thing there were only 7 people at the game. Funny as hell though.

  45. TFBuckFutter says: Dec 7, 2009 11:13 PM

    “Favre On HGH says:
    December 7, 2009 9:32 PM
    I’m appalled at rich black men taking all the white super models – men and women.”
    The only one I can think of is Seal.
    Unless you are referring to Elin Nordgren as being a “supermodel” in which case, you’re an idiot.
    She was just a regular model. How many supermodels do you know THAT WORK AS NANNIES?

  46. speedy1383 says: Dec 7, 2009 11:31 PM

    I thought the pic was funny. Tiger deserves all the abuse that he is getting. Agree with whatdiga. I hate the African-American term. What if a white guy who was born in Africa comes over here to live? Is he then an African-American. Just curious. I feel that the blacks term is not racist, just like saying whites isn’t racist.

  47. ALLDAY says: Dec 7, 2009 11:41 PM

    that is pathetic what would winnie the pooh say, chasing a tiger around with a golf club. i dont like this one bit.

  48. JoeSchmoe says: Dec 8, 2009 12:25 AM

    What is this minor league baseball???
    I like it.

  49. downsouth49er says: Dec 8, 2009 12:30 AM

    The jags ownership is just mad because Tiger gets more pu**y than they do fans in their seats on game day…lame joke

  50. Setobakura says: Dec 8, 2009 1:55 AM

    Isnt Ernie Els from South Africa??

  51. Fed up says: Dec 8, 2009 4:57 AM

    Is Tiger Woods really black?
    Is golf really a sport?

  52. MissJai says: Dec 8, 2009 7:06 AM

    Lmao. That is funny. & that’s what he gets.
    Rex, this has nothing to do with race, this has to do with what Tiger’s dumb@ss did. And he calls himself a Dark Japanese anyway so why are you backing Him up?
    Mike, your mother should’ve swallowed you instead.
    And speedy1383 I totally agree, and I think about that myself. They would actually be a true “African-American”.

  53. 1of40000 says: Dec 8, 2009 7:49 AM

    People, the Rex Grossman thing is clearly a joke. Not really funny although i’m sure he or she is enjoying your reaction.

  54. shannscott2000 says: Dec 8, 2009 9:18 AM

    @watdiga
    It’s considered polite and respectful to call people what they ask to be called. Not what you want to call them. I’m sure you get upset when people refer to use as a retard or a raging homo.

  55. simple_simon1 says: Dec 8, 2009 11:31 AM

    shannscott2000:
    “@watdiga
    It’s considered polite and respectful to call people what they ask to be called. Not what you want to call them. I’m sure you get upset when people refer to use as a retard or a raging homo.”
    Sweet!!!! Best post of the week. Very well said and funny.

  56. Seeryer says: Dec 9, 2009 11:41 AM

    I got a field level view of the blonde as she came out of the tunnell right next top me and all I will say is she was fine and had an ass to die for.

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