Tom Cable’s signature moment as Raiders coach occurred Sunday, when Bruce Gradkowski led Oakland to three fourth quarter comeback touchdowns to beat the Steelers.
It was such an incredible game (it has to be in mix for the NFL’s game of the year) that this viewer almost forgot about everything Cable has gone through while watching him joyously celebrate the victory.
Four days later, we got a reminder.
Randy Hanson was back at work for the Raiders Wednesday in the scouting department, according to the Contra Costa Times.
Yep, the same Hanson who told the police and media that Cable assaulted him. Also the same guy whose lawyer threatened a civil suit.
Somehow, this makes perfect sense on the Raiders.
When Hanson was busy making his accusations, he told Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports how much he still loved the team.
“I watch every game,” Hanson said. “I want them to win. Once a Raider, always a Raider.”
Looks like he was right.
Now that’s he’s back and “can assume full duties”, he’ll be fired.
Just watch.
Flozell Adams will soon be a Raider!
Randy Moss will soon be a Raider (again)!
Jamal Lewis will soon be a Raider!
If he suggests the Raiders draft another bust, I hope Cable slugs him again.
Osi Umenyiora will soon be a Raider!
Mike Florio will soon be a Raider!
What are “three fourth comeback touchdowns”? And although it was a good game, the hyperbole about game of the year is a little over the top. We have to suffer reading this only because Florio wears Steelers thongs, to go along with his Vikings nipple studs.
I’ve been saying from the beginning, Cable is the perfect coach for Davis. There will be no firing. Cable is Madden the second. Mean, independent, flork-you-all, no nonsense, savvy, hit them harder than they hit you. (And yes, for all you yung ‘uns, Uncle Madden was indeed mean as hell as coach in the 70s, and routinely pushed his players to cheat the rules.) Cable is bound for glory, god bless him.
He’s Al’s spy and as long as he’s useful he’ll collect a check.
Here’s my take – Hanson just doesn’t behave like someone who stands up for himself. I’ve thought this from the beginning. Oddly this seems to be the basis for the failure to prosecute. Way to go America! Anyhoo, hopefully he gets a freebie on Cable’s dumb egg. Just remember Randy – punching power starts from the feet. Yeah that’s right.
Hanson is being tooled and he doesn’t know it.
Hanson just came back to get his a$$ kicked some more!!!
Hey Nobe, how was school today, just get home?
Regarding Florio apparel:
What makes a nipple stud a Vikings nipple stud? Well, they’re shaped like little horns. (they just slip in real nicely, narrow tip first.)
What makes a thong a Steelers thong? They stink.
cable didnt get his jaw broke. after that happens, he will have been thru everything.
if cable jettisons al’s handpicked losers, he may do fine.
Hanson is not Al’s spy. Except to the extent that anything Hanson says Davis knows to disregard. Hanson is hired now for some financial agreement. Hanson thinks he has won, but he’s being paraded down the boulevard of misfit toys. He’s dead meat.
Drat says: We have to suffer reading this only because Florio wears Steelers thongs, to go along with his Vikings nipple studs.
Dude, I was eating when I read that.
Thanks. (rolls eyes)
He’s been appointed as the executive assistant to Jamarcus and DHB. They share the same closet at 1220 HarborBay Pwy.
This is why I love being a Raiders fan. We haven’t won anything in a while, but I can take comfort knowing that we are the craziest team in the league, win or lose.
It’s only a matter of time before Hanson mysteriously disapears while working late one night in the Raiders complex. Cable isn’t done w/ this rat just yet.
He’s gonna get his ass kicked by Amy Trask too!
This guy stinks and Al loves ass kissers too much.
You take this piece of shit back and let Moss, Woodson, Allen and more go to play else where.
Al must go!
“Randy Hanson is back.”
Break out the boxing gloves!
A reminder to Cable from senile Al, he isnt happy his 2 prized 1st round busts JaLardAss and dhBUST are on the bench.
It isnt weather you win or lose. The important thing is how fast you are running in a straight line and how far you can throw a football.
The entire Raiders organization is insane. Al is senile and Cable is the worst kind of turd.
Joe in Toronto, Canada, wishes he could be a Raider. He has to settle for raiding rump.