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Fitzgerald says he's "sore but straight"

Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald suffered on Monday night a knee injury that sent shock waves through the organization.

But after a trip to the locker room — which might or might not have included a visit from Mr. Miyagi — Fitzgerald was no linger limping, and he actually returned to the game.

He was due to undergo an MRI today.  Though it’s currently not clear that the MRI showed no damage, Fitzgerald said recently on his Twitter page, “I’m sore but I’m straight.”

So unless he was reaffirming his heterosexuality, Fitzgerald’s words can be interpreted as a thumb’s up regarding the knee.

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17 Responses to “Fitzgerald says he's "sore but straight"”
  1. FrankfordYellowJackets says: Dec 15, 2009 4:37 PM

    Nice headline.

  2. Merriman's Dealer says: Dec 15, 2009 4:40 PM

    This close to having part 2 of this years Madden curse come true…
    Season aint over yet.
    Not that I’m wishing harm on him. Just saying…

  3. BLASTMASTER says: Dec 15, 2009 4:42 PM

    FLORIO you kill me
    SORE but STRAIGHT???
    maybe he was drinking heavily, or just experimenting lmao

  4. dizzeerascal says: Dec 15, 2009 4:44 PM

    “sore but straight”
    thats just nasty

  5. Tomb says: Dec 15, 2009 4:47 PM

    “So unless he was reaffirming his heterosexuality, Fitzgerald’s words can be interpreted as a thumb’s up regarding the knee.”
    Florio, you asshole. You totally posted out my planned flippant comment about you being “sore but not straight.”
    Sucks.

  6. RickeyRick says: Dec 15, 2009 5:06 PM

    If you’re from the Minneapolis area, you have to tell people you’re straight or they can assume otherwise

  7. RavensFreak00 says: Dec 15, 2009 5:07 PM

    Good to know he’s straight.

  8. RickeyRick says: Dec 15, 2009 5:07 PM

    Florio hasnn’t been straight for so long he doesn’t get sore any more

  9. Vikes-N-Favre says: Dec 15, 2009 5:07 PM

    They better hope he is alright. They looked awful with him, imagine what they would be without him?

  10. Onderin says: Dec 15, 2009 5:22 PM

    ho-ho-ho. soooo funny. soooo clever. i never would have thought of such an ingenious way to interpret Larry Fitzgerald’s comments. Oh you slay me Florio.

  11. birdmancometh says: Dec 15, 2009 5:26 PM

    “They better hope he is alright. They looked awful with him, imagine what they would be without him?”
    Still able to beat the Vikings?
    Thanks, my name is birdmancometh, you’ve been great. I’ll be here all week.

  12. bluestree says: Dec 15, 2009 5:28 PM

    Love to watch this guy, even when he and Kurt are not on the same page, he’s the best. I would hate to not see him in the postseason, where you can count on a couple of spectacular catches.

  13. danlinker says: Dec 15, 2009 5:46 PM

    Sorry Florio, he is straight. You will have to keep looking elsewhere.

  14. Kevin from Philly says: Dec 15, 2009 5:57 PM

    Pretty sure Plaxico and Mike Vick can relate.

  15. mannyfresh209 says: Dec 15, 2009 6:06 PM

    all these dumb straight jokes are just hilarious… nerds

  16. Marc F says: Dec 15, 2009 6:18 PM

    “Sore but straight” could never be Florio, cause he’s used to it by now, so there’s no longer any soreness..

  17. Tomb says: Dec 15, 2009 6:29 PM

    mannyfresh209 says:
    December 15, 2009 6:06 PM
    all these dumb straight jokes are just hilarious… nerds
    _________________
    Drag queens can be so bitchy.

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