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Purple punter promises not to “poop [his] pants”

During the 2008 season, the Vikings and the Saints staged a Monday night classic in the Superdome. The game featured two punts returned by Reggie Bush for touchdowns.

This time around, the Vikings will use a different approach.

“We’ll have a plan that doesn’t involve pooping our pants,” Kluwe said, per the St. Paul Pioneer Press.

But there was a plan the last time around -- kick the ball out of bounds. It was Kluwe who failed to implement it.

His failure was sufficiently spectacular to get the Vikings to bring in possible replacements two days later.

If the back of his white pants turn brown this time around, Kluwe probably will be punting for another team in 2010.