Vikings defensive end Jared Allen wants Brett “Silver Fox” Favre back with the Vikings, and he’s willing to pay the price to make it happen.
“Silver fox,” Allen pleaded on NFL Network Friday. “Everything but my backside loves you, but if you come back, I will let you slap my rear end every single day. In no way gay at all, but I will take that stinging pain and I will eat it every day.”
We were going to quit speculating about Favre for a few weeks, but this should basically guarantee his return anyhow.