http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/ ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.com Sun, 19 May 2013 05:11:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451402 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:06:41 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451402 “City of New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin still hasn’t been able to get his hands on a Super Bowl ticket to watch his hometown Saints play the Colts.”
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I’m sure he could find a ticket on one of those buses he didn’t deploy during Katrina.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451401 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:43:35 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451401 So a Jets fan gets arrested and gets a whole article and this guy gets his skull cracked and gets a one liner? The next step would be death and get no mention at all. I guess I’ll assume a fan got killed at the Colts game also.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451400 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:12:36 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451400 “I don’t sense no problem,”
DeSean’s brilliant use of a double negative in this sentence would indicate that he does indeed sense a problem. Pay this man, now!

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451399 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:11:38 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451399 A Jets fan who drove over 700 miles to be at last week’s AFC Championship game was beaten so badly outside Lucas Oil Stadium that he needed a metal plate inserted into his head.
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Karma’s a Bitch

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451398 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:45:31 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451398 A Jets fan who drove over 700 miles to be at last week’s AFC Championship game was beaten so badly outside Lucas Oil Stadium that he needed a metal plate inserted into his head.
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Wow, wow, I thought this kind of stuff only happens in Philly Florio?
C’mon man, you guys can’t post individual stories for when stuff like this happens in Philly, then just put it in the one liners when it happens somewhere else. This is something that was actually confirmed, unlike the “Cowboys fan face slashed” which wasn’t…but that was front page news at PFT. C’mon guys, don’t totally turn into the machine.
Poor guy, hope he’s alright.

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451397 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:41:29 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451397 “A Jets fan who drove over 700 miles to be at last week’s AFC Championship game was beaten so badly outside Lucas Oil Stadium that he needed a metal plate inserted into his head.”
but those eagles fans…they’re the REAL bad guys. i mean, what’s worse than throwing snowballs?!?

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451396 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:24:29 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451396 A Jets fan who drove over 700 miles to be at last week’s AFC Championship game was beaten so badly outside Lucas Oil Stadium that he needed a metal plate inserted into his head.
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Karma’s a Bitch

]]> http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/friday-morning-one-liners-53/#comment-451395 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:23:54 +0000 http://localhost/wp/nbcprofootballtalk/?p=71340#comment-451395 A Jets fan who drove over 700 miles to be at last week’s AFC Championship game was beaten so badly outside Lucas Oil Stadium that he needed a metal plate inserted into his head.
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Karma’s a Bitch

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