Comments on: In an effort to go mainstream, ExtenZe hires Jimmy Johnson

By: ed

ed — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:33:49 +0000

THAT CRACKS ME UP LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR JIMMY JOHNSON TALKING ABOUT JOHNSONS

By: brasho

brasho — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:57:39 +0000

Is extenze for increasing penis size or longevity? I’ve never heard of it.

By: Kevin from Philly

Kevin from Philly — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:55:38 +0000

This is called “target marketing”. They try to sell their stuff to small dicked losers who sit in their basements and surf the net all day. Thus, focusing on Cowboys fans was a no brainer.

By: 6250claimer

6250claimer — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:39:07 +0000

They should add Randy Johnson to their stable of Johnsons. Then Jimmy and “Big Unit” could stand there and endorse the product, with their titles proudly displayed under their smiling mugs and bulging trousers. Pure marketing genius. They’d sell billions of bottles, and the Chinese would surely be all over this like an Ethiopian on a Happy Meal®.

By: .VoxVeritas

.VoxVeritas — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:25:59 +0000

“he’s all about the pain otherwise he wouldn’t be a Cowboy fan in the first place.”
Could be worse than being a 5-time Super Bowl champ that owns the Packers’ hearts and souls, Jimmysmith. What does it feel like to be dominated so thouroughly over such a long period of time? The Packers are to the Cowboys what the Bears are to the Packers. They win one every now and then but it’s mostly just one-sided ass-whippings for the other guys.

By: .VoxVeritas

.VoxVeritas — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:20:41 +0000

“As a Cowboys fan, this is the most embarrasing thing ever. Geez…Can I put myself in a coma?”
Sure. Become an 0-3gles fan.

By: Thingamajig

Thingamajig — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:00:49 +0000

Shoulda hired Tiger Woods.

By: Joe in Toronto, Canada

Joe in Toronto, Canada — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:52:16 +0000

tombrookshire: Amerikans?

By: Chapnasty2

Chapnasty2 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:34:40 +0000

Hey Florio
Again your bias is terrible. “How bout them Cowboys” was tagged to a team that won 2 Superbowls.
Chapnasty2-2 Florio-0

By: Loqi

Loqi — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:34:25 +0000

A $150 million dollar marketing push? You can make that much money selling sugar pills? Man, software was the wrong business to get into. I should have opened a fake drug company.

By: mikeoxlong

mikeoxlong — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:57:02 +0000

“Mike Oxlong” has no need for a product such as this.

By: tombrookshire

tombrookshire — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:27:05 +0000

“Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything,” he says in one of the spots, according to Advertising Age. “Isn’t that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?”
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No Jimmy, that is not the reason. Amerikans have been programmed to consume stuff. All kinds of stuff, by ads they see on television. The biggest this, the fastest that. I guess a boner is something else Amerikans want to be able to buy. Get it fast, and super size it, please!

By: okidokihippo

okidokihippo — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:01:42 +0000

Anyone else get ExtenZe in their Christmas stocking this year? Thanks Santa?

By: okidokihippo

okidokihippo — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:00:05 +0000

ExtenZe missed the mark…they should of hired Freddie PrinZe Jr.

By: AllThat

AllThat — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:53:29 +0000

I guess we will need to see the smiles on the ladies faces to tell if it is working. Or the smile on Terry Bradshaw’s face!!!

By: golfrules

golfrules — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:47:28 +0000

I heard short stocky guys are hung like shetland ponies. Is that true!!! If so JJ is doing this just for the money. Amazing!!!

By: Bigbluefan

Bigbluefan — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:34:31 +0000

The only guy better for the Job would have been jets owner
Woody Johnson

By: JimmySmith

JimmySmith — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:20:00 +0000

If the product really works, I feel sorry for Vox. Its one thing to be a complete homer and take one for the home team, its quite another to take it when its significantly bigger, not that Vox really cares, he’s all about the pain otherwise he wouldn’t be a Cowboy fan in the first place.

By: ebr362

ebr362 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:15:54 +0000

After his failed promises to bring the dolphins back to the Super Bowl, oh I’m sorry,”The Big Game”(Don’t want the NFL after me for naming rights infringement) I always thought of him as a pussy, who would of thought he was a hard-on!

By: Drithe

Drithe — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:06:43 +0000

So tell us Mr. Florio …….. does this stuff Jimmy is going to sell us work?
End of Line.

By: Jack Factor

Jack Factor — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:04:21 +0000

Great. Now Jerry Jones is going to buy the company, fire Jimmy and hire Barry to try to satisfy his Grail quest to own an even bigger dick to show on his oversized scoreboard in his oversized stadium to overcompensate for his puny clitpickle

By: Joe in Toronto, Canada

Joe in Toronto, Canada — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:53:19 +0000

“I dont need something like this….do I honey?….ah nevermind she fell asleep….”
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lol, oh man, that’s a classic.

By: bluestree

bluestree — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:52:55 +0000

This is truly a sign of the decline of western civilization. The school kids of America get a daily dose of Jimmie talking about the size of his dick. Does he not realize the ripping he will take from late night comics? And with a name like Johnson! I can hear Jay Leno chortling with glee.

By: Ravenmaniac

Ravenmaniac — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:22:56 +0000

So…what you guys are saying is this stuff doenst work? I mean….not that I care….it is not like I am going to order any…or anything like that…I mean…they do say it works…..Bob’s wife looked happy and do did Bob….I mean…I dont need something like this….do I honey?….ah nevermind she fell asleep….
Anyway..like I said I dont need this stuff this is stupid….my wife is very happy with the size of….do you guys know if they ship next day…if I was going to order something like this…which I am not….

By: Joe in Toronto, Canada

Joe in Toronto, Canada — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:16:07 +0000

Mike Z says: February 5, 2010 10:25 PM
This is great for ExtenZe, Jimmy Johnson is a walking and talking dick.
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Good one, lol.

By: BigMikey

BigMikey — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:12:32 +0000

Just be thankful they didn’t hire Billick.

By: TampaJoey

TampaJoey — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 04:10:51 +0000

You can buy a lot of penis for $150 million. Consequently, you can also buy a lot of pussy for $150m.

By: patpatriotagain

patpatriotagain — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:16:22 +0000

if he needed it to be stiff, why doesn’t he use his hair spray?

By: monet99

monet99 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:13:03 +0000

Viagra has some stiff competition.

By: mike428

mike428 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 02:37:39 +0000

Hi, meet Jimmy. Why does Jimmy have a smile on his face when his offense is at 4th and inches? That’s because Jimmy just took Extenze – to get those extra inches that will make the first down!!