So I ran into Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports in the hallway connecting the various press boxes on Super Sunday, and he asked how the week was going.
"Great," I said, "but I can't wait to sleep in my own bed. . . . And crap in my own toilet."
"I could have done without the last part," Cole said.
I now can confirm the former, but I'll refrain from commenting on the latter.
On Monday, Mrs. PFT and I loaded up the Vanagon and made the 1,050-mile trek from Fort Lauderdale to West Virginia. With only five stops. (There was no Dwight Schrute-style can-peeing.)
Thanks a ton to Evan Silva and MDS for more-than-capably holding down the fort on Monday, and for reminding me once again that this train will keep rolling with or without me.
But I'm now back behind the controls, and I'm fully prepared to face all of the comments and e-mails reminding me of the fact that I picked the Colts to win the Super Bowl.
Hell, I've already gotten 50 of them from Rosenthal.
There really is no place like home
Posted by Mike Florio on February 9, 2010 9:20 AM ET
I'm so happy for you that you "can take a crap in your own toilet" now maybe that will reduce the pages of "crap" that you post here.
Colts?!?!? Can I remind you that originally you picked the Redskins to win this years super bowl?
Obama picked the Colts too. Between the both of you a complete and total kiss of death. That and those blue jerseys.
Colts didn't lose, they are just the non winners
You can't fire me, I quit first
Shall I go on?
Picked the Colts eh? Should have read my prediction at whatthebucs.com
and preseason you picked the Redskins.
Is this a news story?? Seriously??
"but I can't wait to sleep in my own bed. . . . And crap in my own toilet."
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I would think you were looking more forward to getting laid in your own bed but that hasn't happened since 2003.
Welcome home Florio, you douche.
Hopefully florio Jr. cleaned up after the party.
"I'm fully prepared to face all of the comments and e-mails reminding me of the fact that I picked the Colts to win the Super Bowl."
No one can kill you for picking the Colts...it's not like you picked the Redskins...Oh, wait.
So I ran into Paul McCartney, Steve Jobs and Queen Elizabeth in the hallway yesterday.
I'm just making this useless comment so I can name-drop.
You werent the only one. Ive come to believe that fans are so disgusted because truthfully, the Colts are the all around better team. But they were god afwul on Sunday, and that brings a bit of a shock factor. The constant talk about "The Greatest Fans in the History of Football" doesnt help either. Saints fans should remember that until Katrina, they were right along there with the Jags as far as the amount of people who gave a shit about them. Hell, even the Rams won some random Super Bowl that no one remembers. They are doing pretty good now.
We know it'll take a while for you to sift through all the emails looking for a way to crowbar the Browns failures into your site.
that was disgusting, really. TMI = to much information.
Ladies love getting crushed in a foreign atmosphere, im sure mrs. florio is no different. not so welcome to be home.
This train doesn't roll without you. It'd be some other thing I wouldn't ride.
Welcome back. It's nice to see the lights on again.
now go get some milk!
"...and for reminding me once again that this train will keep rolling with or without me."
Is this foreshadowing that you're trying to get away from this gig and try a shot at the more lucrative world of broadcasting for NBC or anyone else? Already like you better than the annoying Chris Berman, but that isn't saying much.
Maybe you can crap in your own toilet instead of crapping into your hand and using it as mousse
To clear up any confusion, please explain to PFT Planet why you're too much of a pussy to fly?
Here's my question:
How were you able to stop only (5) times?!? Assuming the Vanogan can maintain a speed of 60 mph, that means you stopped every 3.5 hours. Hell, we stop (3) times for a 4.5 hour drive.......
Is your secret "strategically placed" duct tape?
Do you really have a vanagon?
Is it a stick shift with Superlow?
Is it for sale?
Hell, I've already gotten 50 of them from Rosenthal.
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Complete with "creative" spelling and sentence structure, no doubt.
You didn't pick the Colts. It was the Redskins, remember???????
Don't worry, next year pick the Skins and you'll be right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet!! Do you really have a Vanagon!??! Rock on Vdubs!
Mrs. PFT? In this case, PFT is short for PERFECT.
*Redskins. Maybe the Raiders will be winning the Superbowl next year.
haha Florio didn't approve my comment
Maybe you can address how you were wrong about that article you wrote about the 2 point conversion? Maybe you can post the pics I put in my comment showing that he was down by contact. Or the block in the back? Maybe you can show the angle that NFL network showed to prove that it wasnt a block in the back.
But you never admit you're wrong. No matter how much evidence you're given.
In this thread: Florio's diary.
Shouldn't you have a twitter account for these ramblings?
What did your crap smell like? I have to know.
You not only picks the Colts to win. You picked AGAINST the Saints in every single game they played to win for the last 2 months. Pathetic. You need to give up telling us who will win as your track record is awful.