Comments on: Cullen doesn't remember naked drive-through incident

By: slipkid

slipkid — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:17:46 +0000

all manginas hate it when vick’s perfidy is highlighted.

By: theravenlives2

theravenlives2 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:04:56 +0000

OK, mom said I should always look for positives….hmmmm.
OK, got it!
If he pops a Viagra, he won’t need to ask for a spoon to stir his chocolate frosty!

By: Deb

Deb — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:42:01 +0000

Well, Perv, it kinda takes the fun out of it if you can’t remember doing it

By: Pervy Harvin

Pervy Harvin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:47:29 +0000

Deb says: giving some guy a tonsilectomy in the middle of a nightclub
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Sounds like you don’t need to black out Deb to be bad! LOL

By: bluelion

bluelion — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:11:59 +0000

How convenient.
He is following the Steve Martin principle options for defense.
Mr. Cullen, you were found naked and flashing the girl at a Wendy’s drive-through. How do you plead?
1) “I forgot that driving around naked was a crime.”
Mr. Cullen, you have repeatedly gotten drunk and done crazy and embarrasing things in public. What do you have to say for yourself?
2) Well, your Honor… Escuuuuuuuze Meeeeeeeeee!

By: Deb

Deb — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:06:56 +0000

BIG BLUE in tx says:
February 16, 2010 10:09 AM
Like we all haven’t blacked out and done some embarising shit.
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Nooooo. We ALL haven’t blacked out! Yeah, I’ve done embarrassing stuff like giving some guy a tonsilectomy in the middle of a nightclub without realizing the whole club had stopped to watch until they started applauding. But nooooo, I haven’t blacked out. If y’all are blacking out and DRIVING naked (who cares if he was naked–HE WAS DRIVING) and setting the house on fire … get help!!
Hope Cullen isn’t trying to kick it on his own.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:54:32 +0000

It’s true. Who hasn’t had a few too many and done something silly in public? I still bristle when I think about that night I was partying it up in midtown and tried, stark naked, to get a table at the Grill Room.

By: moreflagsmorefun

moreflagsmorefun — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:39:27 +0000

I got a BJ while ordering and pickin up at the drive thru , the kid didn’t have a clue until, Debbie popped her head up from my lap to say “get extra napkins, this thing is about to blowwwww……………..
true story, to be young and sixteen again…….

By: WashingtonRedstorms

WashingtonRedstorms — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:15:07 +0000

If Cullen did this in Northern California, they would make him Governor.

By: VoxVagina

VoxVagina — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:54:51 +0000

Where the hell is Vick even mentioned in this article? Morons. I hate when people post garbage like that

By: kurtismantronik

kurtismantronik — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:47:23 +0000

Let me get this straight. He’s basically trying to play this off by saying he DROVE A CAR while he was blackout drunk?

By: shadowman1433

shadowman1433 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:36:29 +0000

Most lions coaches and players try to blackout their time in Detroit.

By: Jungle Juice

Jungle Juice — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:57:18 +0000

The guy is right. Sounds like he is normal when sober so, if he has given up the booze, everyone should move on.
I was friends with a local cop here in our sleepy little area where not much crime happens and he said one of the number one complaints he gets is people going through the drive-thrus naked.
Must be some kind of thrill for some people.

By: Matt H.

Matt H. — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:49:08 +0000

Jagsfan 11:
If he has a blackout problem, Jacksonville is not the place for him. We have an entire season of blackouts
LMFAO

By: Pervy Harvin

Pervy Harvin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:41:55 +0000

I think he is trying to get it right. Who hasn’t blacked out and done weird stuff if you are/were a partier? Don’t feel bad Cullen. I pissed in the kitchen garbage can once. Thought it was the toilet. Slept with a HUGE chick once. Woke up to fire alarms with a smoke filled house and a pizza black charred in the oven. I feel your pain brother…blackout is a bitch!

By: RayDaMayor

RayDaMayor — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:39:06 +0000

The attendant at Burger King thought he ordered a Whopper……..he wanted to show off his Whopper…..innocent mistake.

By: Mr Krinkle

Mr Krinkle — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:38:29 +0000

“First, if there’s anyone out there that’s perfect, I’d like to meet them,”
Let he who has never driven through Wendy’s drive thru while butt naked cast the first stone.

By: doe22us

doe22us — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:30:14 +0000

Dont blame Cullen in the words of Will Ferrel they were going streaking with a case of the munchies

By: Outfoxed

Outfoxed — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:27:43 +0000

I wish I could be as creative in making an impact on the news when inebriated!!! Great job buddy!!!

By: Jagsfan11

Jagsfan11 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:16:20 +0000

If he has a blackout problem, Jacksonville is not the place for him. We have an entire season of blackouts

By: Johnny Utah

Johnny Utah — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:13:49 +0000

Seems like dude has trouble counting – he has already been more than one “second” chance. Given Goodell’s stance on league image, Cullen would be wise to keep these unconvincing arguments to himself and just do his job. Coach em up Joe.

By: topcide

topcide — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:11:56 +0000

This would put a whole new spin on the mcdonalds coffee spilled in the lap lawsuit….

By: Pack_Attack

Pack_Attack — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:06:53 +0000

He’s not being honest. Smith points it out. Thus, who can believe the teammate line? I wish him the best in his journey but he’s not starting out on the right foot.

By: SeaOtter

SeaOtter — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:02:51 +0000

He is far from the only guy with this issue. I have known plenty of guys who are great people sober, but become very different people when they drink. I never did anything quite like driving through a Wendy’s buck naked, but after a couple of embarrassing incidents in my early 20s I took a look in the mirror, and made the same decision that Cullen did.
Alcohol is a drug, which we all know, but what a lot of people don’t know is that it is a depressant. It slows down your central nervous system, in essence. It shouldn’t come as a big surprise that some people do some weird stuff when on depressants. I give Cullen huge props for facing his problems head on, and being candid about his past. I wish him all the best.

By: No-Neck

No-Neck — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:01:53 +0000

I’d be an alcoholic, too, if was coaching in Detroit.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:42:16 +0000

I think Cullen is being very genuine here.
When it’s real…..
You know when it’s real….

By: Dixon29

Dixon29 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:37:44 +0000

Those who feel the right to judge are going to have it rough later in life. This man definitely deserves another chance. If society has such a problem with the way people act after consuming alcohol, it should be outlawed. Oh wait, the government makes millions of dollars each year on the taxes from alcohol, D.U.I. arrests, and alcohol related crimes so there is no way that would happen.
Legalize marijuana and this problem is over.

By: realitypolice

realitypolice — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:35:19 +0000

purpleguy says:
February 16, 2010 10:16 AM
While he conveniently may not remember what he did, I’ll bet the fast food drive through attendant remembers his little sizzler.
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Well played, sir.

By: Matt H.

Matt H. — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:33:43 +0000

My hometown, Quincy, Mass., can claim three famous people: John Adams, John Quincy Adams, and now this guy. Tremendous.

By: cbrianwatkins

cbrianwatkins — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:26:41 +0000

Pack_Attack says:
February 16, 2010 10:08 AM
I dont see where he has addressed his problem at all. .
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i dont see where you read the article, since he clearly addressed it right here……
“So I made a promise to myself that alcohol and I weren’t going to be teammates any more.”
Let me put that in words you can understand
“he isnt drinking anymore”